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05-15-2006, 10:45 PM
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#9976
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Originally Posted by Sobeh
darkangel29: Type those things aloud more often, methinks!
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Hmmm... then more randomness... I found my hooker boots today. Both pairs. And now I have to decide which asskicking pair to take with me this summer.
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05-15-2006, 11:05 PM
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#9977
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Originally Posted by Wise Child
Yep, and made my night! *goes to bed happy looking forward to dreams*
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Happy wet dreams I bet! 
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05-16-2006, 06:18 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Magpie, that IS very good news! I'm so pleased that it's gone so well. And it also says your mum is a fighter. If she's passed some of that on to you, that will serve you well. Once again, I'm very glad your mum has passed this milestone!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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05-16-2006, 06:19 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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I have a great new job ... I've only been there 6 weeks ... but I'm still having a hard time pushing myself out the door to go there.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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05-16-2006, 08:20 AM
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#9980
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
Posts: 3,747
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Magpie, I'm glad that your Mum is doing so good!
I bid on an elf-head on e-bay. I had my max bid set at 15.00, when I looked this morning I was outbid.
Now, instead of going and bidding on the one that was still 10.50, I jumped the bid up to 20.50. Yeah, I'm smart. There goes my hair dye for the next two months.
>_<
*sigh*
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05-16-2006, 05:23 PM
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#9981
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 3,421
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Hey, does anyone mind if I make a new account under the name Sangrael?
Heh, Cruxshadow references rock.
But it's to appease Tenet and any other people who don't like my name.
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You ain't no punk, you punk; you wanna talk about the real junk?
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05-16-2006, 05:24 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Sanctropolis, Bitchland USA
Posts: 2,459
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Originally Posted by Godslayer Jillian
Heh, do you remember Goth Blonde?
She tried to threaten me. Isn't that just cute?
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Jillian baby.. I think she's just pissy cause I called her a skanky cunt. Ye...ah.. =D
Okay, so day one of Sanctus' new joby and what happens?? She knocks herself the fuck out!!! No seriously folks, I went down like a rot root tree in a wind storm. I worked an overnight shift then went straight to my day job, I was already sick and sleepy (head ache and serious stomach trouble) so for the first 2 hours of my shift they slap me in front of a pair of 400 degree head level toasting ovens, about an hour in I was dizzy... and about 25-30 mins after BAM 5-10 sec worth of unconsiousness. Nice huh? The GM and the co-worker walked me to the back office with ice water and made me sit for almost an hour (which I was annoyed with)... but I'm cool, save a nasty spot of road rash on the back of my hand.
Yay Sanctus!! Ya fucking wimp-ass pansy. 
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Your blatant disregard and lack of respect for the members here pisses me off. You think that just because Sanctus likes you for some reason(?) , that you can act like a bastard and get absolutely no comeuppance? Fuck you dickwad!
-Never mistake my tolerance for fucking approval.... never.
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05-16-2006, 07:07 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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Who remembers the Yo' Momma's so Goth thread?
Is it really dead? Have we exhausted our imagination?
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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05-16-2006, 07:18 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
Posts: 3,747
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Yo Mamma's so GAWTH she uses corset tyes for her face-lift.
Sanctus, *ouch* Sorry, babe. I hope the next day on the job is waaaaay better!
edit: Thankfully, I was outbid on e-bay. The head I wanted went up to 31.00.
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05-16-2006, 08:17 PM
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#9985
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Originally Posted by Sanctus Dei
Okay, so day one of Sanctus' new joby and what happens?? She knocks herself the fuck out!!! No seriously folks, I went down like a rot root tree in a wind storm ... but I'm cool, save a nasty spot of road rash on the back of my hand.
Yay Sanctus!! Ya fucking wimp-ass pansy. |
Hey baby, except for the embarassment, just consider it a battle wound! I've worked two jobs before, and near the end I think that kind of thing could have happened to me. An incident of falling asleep at the wheel for a moment convinced me to quit one of the jobs. So don't be too hard on yourself.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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05-16-2006, 08:18 PM
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#9986
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: The Netherworld between yo momma's legs.
Posts: 2,020
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I bet y'all got a taste of that goth blonde chick.
I hate her alot, can we pleeeeeaaaaase bash her n00bness some more?
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OWNED BY BJORK_FREAK
Hier sind doch irgendwo kinder versteckt
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05-16-2006, 08:51 PM
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#9987
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Originally Posted by darkangel29
I found my hooker boots today. Both pairs.
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o-0
Methinks your boi is a lucky guy!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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05-16-2006, 08:56 PM
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#9988
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
Posts: 3,747
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Originally Posted by Demonista_Ravenesque
I bet y'all got a taste of that goth blonde chick.
I hate her alot, can we pleeeeeaaaaase bash her n00bness some more?
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It's too bad I can't ban people...
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05-16-2006, 09:23 PM
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#9989
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: In the darkest corner of the smallest, most boring town in the universe.
Posts: 296
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And in other news:
willingness to poke/willingness to be poked(distance to safety - speed of travel) + 6(number of witnessess x violence with which poking stick is brandished) = probability of running away
Who says I can't do math?
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Hell is where the heart is.
"Poetry is the deification of reality." -Edith Sitwell
"Whoso eateth my flesh and drinketh my blood hath eternal life . . . "
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05-16-2006, 09:43 PM
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#9990
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 3,421
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The math god. Mathos... Grr, what's latin for math?
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You ain't no punk, you punk; you wanna talk about the real junk?
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05-16-2006, 10:12 PM
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#9991
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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
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Methinks your boi is a lucky guy!
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Darkangel's checklist:
-hooker boots (Check)
-School girl skirt (Check)
-Uber cute button up shirt (Check)
-Whip (Check)
-Money (Check and Check again)
-Killer smile (Check)
-Boi (Check)
Alrighty! ALL SET!
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05-17-2006, 12:31 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Sanctropolis, Bitchland USA
Posts: 2,459
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Originally Posted by Demonista_Ravenesque
I bet y'all got a taste of that goth blonde chick.
I hate her alot, can we pleeeeeaaaaase bash her n00bness some more?
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I've been trying... like really trying... seems Jillian has a bit of a soft spot for her so I took a step back, but only for a day. If the bitch steps outta line again I'm draggin' her bare ass down a gravel road less traveled..
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Your blatant disregard and lack of respect for the members here pisses me off. You think that just because Sanctus likes you for some reason(?) , that you can act like a bastard and get absolutely no comeuppance? Fuck you dickwad!
-Never mistake my tolerance for fucking approval.... never.
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05-17-2006, 01:12 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: The Netherworld between yo momma's legs.
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She lied about her age to join this forum and goes around talking about Hot Topic....
ARGH!
I can feel my I.Q. imploding!!! @*$)_*%)#@%~!!!!!!
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OWNED BY BJORK_FREAK
Hier sind doch irgendwo kinder versteckt
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05-17-2006, 02:33 AM
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#9994
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 1,247
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Originally Posted by Sanctus Dei
Jillian baby.. I think she's just pissy cause I called her a skanky cunt. Ye...ah.. =D
Okay, so day one of Sanctus' new joby and what happens?? She knocks herself the fuck out!!! No seriously folks, I went down like a rot root tree in a wind storm. I worked an overnight shift then went straight to my day job, I was already sick and sleepy (head ache and serious stomach trouble) so for the first 2 hours of my shift they slap me in front of a pair of 400 degree head level toasting ovens, about an hour in I was dizzy... and about 25-30 mins after BAM 5-10 sec worth of unconsiousness. Nice huh? The GM and the co-worker walked me to the back office with ice water and made me sit for almost an hour (which I was annoyed with)... but I'm cool, save a nasty spot of road rash on the back of my hand.
Yay Sanctus!! Ya fucking wimp-ass pansy. |
Oh noes! Ouch! Poor Sanctus  Well, what doesn't kill us etc. At least you'Ve made an impression
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Petrified for the millionth time...
Slowly my soul evaporates
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05-17-2006, 06:07 AM
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#9995
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Here's a poem I remember I liked in high school:
Little katy donned her skates,
upon the ice to frisk.
She must have been a daring girl,
her little *
Cute, and one of a kind. If by some chance you don't get it right away, please ponder it a while before asking ...
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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05-17-2006, 01:51 PM
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hee hee... love it Ben!
100 Jumping Jacks, 20 minutes on a bike then I'm jogging to work....
WOOT! This girl's getting a better body!
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05-17-2006, 02:23 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: south, south of London
Posts: 845
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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
But what about kilts? |
Then can I wear mine? It's cute - pinstripe with an orange furry smiley sporran.
I really don't wish to unleash my legs on an unsuspecting populace...
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Nay then, I have an eye of you. - If you love me, hold not off.
Hamlet
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05-17-2006, 02:34 PM
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#9998
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: South of the Unseelie Court
Posts: 415
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Originally Posted by Demonista_Ravenesque
She lied about her age to join this forum and goes around talking about Hot Topic....
ARGH!
I can feel my I.Q. imploding!!! @*$)_*%)#@%~!!!!!!
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The strangest thing is that I got the same feeling.*adorable grin with crinkled nose*
On the subject of Hot Topic has any one else seem Kinflame's avatar?
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Some people are alive simply
because it is illegal to kill them.
~ A wise old bumpersticker
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05-17-2006, 03:51 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 3,421
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Heh, I don't get the poem Ben. I feel dumb. Or slow on the uptake. Or both.
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You ain't no punk, you punk; you wanna talk about the real junk?
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05-17-2006, 04:12 PM
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#10000
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: UK
Posts: 462
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Originally Posted by maggot
Heh, I don't get the poem Ben. I feel dumb. Or slow on the uptake. Or both.
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her little ass to risk... perhaps?
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