The "^" , "<" and "v" Game

< will teach ^ how to dance

[WizardElement5]

< decides dance should be Venetian masked ball, dress code - late 18thC aristo. < enjoys dressing up and decides to wear bat mask.
V will wear mask of...?

[Crom Crauch]

< will be going as Lord Death, what will V be?

[Crom Crauch]

< will learn from ^^^^

[WizardElement5]

< used to study contemporary dance, but nowadays is better at watching
< watches ^ and ^^ dance whilst playing insane rhythm on drums (hehe)
V will join in on triangle

[roserougesang]

^likes name
< eats too many pretzels
V biscuit fan?

[WizardElement5]

< supports chocolate biscuits and follows them to every match, (that's what fans do)
< glad ^ likes < name
V has very pretty name

^ will see < and 6^ dance one day
< needs to go to work and actually do something
V should come to work with <

[mutsumiasakura]

< will come to work with ^ if properly bribed to do so
< can be bribed with chocolate, back massages, or substantial amounts of money
V is invited to bribe < as well *_*

[WizardElement5]

< bribes ^ with expensive chocolates
But ^ now has to come to work with < (involves sitting around in <'s studio and pretending to be mobile sculpture)

[mutsumiasakura]

Being a mobile sculpture sounds like just the sort of thing < would enjoy . . . . so long as < is given chocolate
^ is now the owner of <'s soul (today).

[WizardElement5]

< takes ^'s soul and places it on top of small tor < just happens to own.
Meanwhile, wild horse run in cirles about ^'s soul until great white wings spring from the their backs and and they carry ^'s spirit into the heavens to dance with the gods of the sun and moon.
V watches from boat on lake on side of tor

[Crom Crauch]

< is in boat, but the boat is a viking longship and < jumps ashore and steals both ^ and ^^ because he can. On a side note, viking legos are the pinnacle of awesomeness for legos.

[mutsumiasakura]

< did not know that viking legos exist. Of course, < has not had legos since <'s brothers left home.
^ gets 394 "super-awesome-sexy-ferret-of-doom" points from < for having a viking longship.
< weakly protests being stolen. "No. Don't. Please."
V get 25 "super-awesome-sexy-ferret-of-doom" point just because V can.

[Crom Crauch]

< grins and says "You know you like it" to ^.
< puts ^ in his bed on his longship, because he can.
<'s little lego viking henchmen row away.

[shattered_likeness]

< wants to be ^'s first mate
< wants ^(x9) to join < in taking ^'s booty from cabin and steal ^^ away as well
v should join in too

[roserougesang]

< will join ^ in sailing the high seas
< is packing for the journey and is looking forward to stealing V's treasure.

[Catch]

^ mighty fanciful
< has no treasure
V might have treasure

[WizardElement5]

Giant squid monster rises out of lake on side of tor and gives out bags of jelly babies to <, ^^^, ^^^^, ^^^^^ and ^^^^^^ onboard viking longship. < discovers that g. squid's right eye is also secret wormhole through to alien world full of treasure and we all row through whilst singing, "Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum."

[mutsumiasakura]

< sings "fifteen men on a dead man's chest"
V will continue?

[NachtSorcier]

^ Has an awesome avatar.
< Wishes he could sleep at night.
v Must bow to me and satisfy my ugly needs while dressed like FranknFurter.

[WizardElement5]

^^ Your lifesyle's too extreme, you now are my prisoner, we return toTransylvania, prepare the transet beam.
I didn't make him for you!
Oh Rocky...
Sorry, < got all hot just thinking about RHPS

[NachtSorcier]

^^Are now my two favorite members.
<Now wants to watch the damn movie for the 3753rd time.
vWill maybe dress as Magenta and dance for me?

[NachtSorcier]

^ Is in fact talking to me on AIM.
< Is feeling kinda perky.
v Tell me a story.

[Catch]

^, I woke up early this morning, for no reason, and decided to log on to the Internet
< should feel more tired and starting to get paranoid that there is something wrong with me
V thinks that Peter O'Tool is a good name because it is like saying "hard penis"