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05-22-2006, 04:17 PM
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#1076
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 3,421
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Granted. But this dimension has odd physics, and, well... You fall off.
I wish I WAS invincible.
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05-22-2006, 04:28 PM
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#1077
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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If my universe is a mobius strip, I'd fall onto itself
Anyway, granted...
You become invincible, but you still feel pain.
I wish I weren't afraid of needles.
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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05-22-2006, 04:33 PM
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#1078
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 3,421
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good point
Granted. You're not afraid of needles, but you're afraid of everything else.
I wish I was attractive.
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05-22-2006, 04:35 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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Granted. You become attractive, but I become even more attractive and every woman wants me and no one else.
Heh.
I wish I had more ideas for wishes.
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
Quote:
Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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05-22-2006, 05:26 PM
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#1080
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 3,421
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You bastard! At least I get all the gay dudes in Texas that are twice my age! (I really do. They always hit on me)
Granted. But the makers of Pee Wee's Playhouse sue you for stealing the idea from one of the episodes.
I wish that I was amphibious.
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05-22-2006, 06:56 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: London, UK
Posts: 2,065
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Granted. But toxic chemicals seep through your delicate skin and not only do you sprout three extra legs, you die soon afterwards from pain and more pain.
I wish I had been born 140 years ago, and that the current date was 1879 (so I wouldn't be dead yet! Hah!). Oh and an evening with Oscar Wilde would be nice, too.
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05-23-2006, 09:19 AM
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#1082
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Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 129
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Granted, but Oscar Wilde thinks you are mad and dangerous and you are taken to a mental ward where you spend the rest of your life staring at the ceiling.
I wish I knew what I was doing in maths :S
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05-23-2006, 10:05 AM
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#1083
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: south, south of London
Posts: 845
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An aside....
I don't know what it says about me, but you guys keep corrupting my wishes in such glorious ways, that I'm left feeling very warm & fuzzy... Hmmm.....
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Nay then, I have an eye of you. - If you love me, hold not off.
Hamlet
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05-23-2006, 10:47 AM
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#1084
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Blountsville, AL
Posts: 2,619
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six_inch_heels:
Granted, but you understand it so well that you're upgraded to college, and you do so friggin' well there that the government gets you and scrapes your brain out with a spoon for all the stoopid people to stare at in the Smithsonian. Thank goth me not stoopud?? me am smarterer than all;
me wish me could speak betterer
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05-23-2006, 02:29 PM
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#1085
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Australia. Finally back home.
Posts: 957
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Granted.
You can speak perfect netspeak and you do so in all your daily conversations. Your friends all hate you and you become a God for trolls.
I wish it were July.
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"It's strange to see how much people have changed through the years. Just for fun, see if you can find the point where we all turned bitter."
-- Chris Isaak
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05-23-2006, 04:15 PM
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#1086
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 3,421
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Granted. It's July, but it's July in a post-apocalyptic wasteland where it's 10,000 degrees farenheit. You die of being baked to death.
I wish all my on-line friends moved near me.
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05-23-2006, 04:29 PM
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#1087
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: In the darkest corner of the smallest, most boring town in the universe.
Posts: 296
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Heh, me too. Unfortunately for you, they do. All of them move very near you .... into your bathroom. You can't take a shower anymore because it is so crowded in there, and slowly die of bad hygiene.
I wish I could take a nice, long nap.
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Hell is where the heart is.
"Poetry is the deification of reality." -Edith Sitwell
"Whoso eateth my flesh and drinketh my blood hath eternal life . . . "
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05-23-2006, 04:36 PM
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#1088
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: UK
Posts: 462
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You do. You sleep for ten thousand years and when you awake the human race has evolved to a stage whereby they regard you as an historic savage and you are kept as a public exhibit and fed on strawberries and chocolate.
I wish I had my own time machine.
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Civilization is built upon good manners.
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05-23-2006, 05:23 PM
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#1089
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: Parkersburg, WV
Posts: 695
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Granted. You fuck up and are sent right to the middle of the Civil War, where you are promptly gunned down.
I wish my moustache wasn't so hard to manage.
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Blow me a kiss when the sky is dark, and I will smile, but no kiss return, for my kiss is the final one for all mortal flesh.
Visit my online store: http://www.websofsilver.com
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05-23-2006, 05:27 PM
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#1090
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: On the planet Skyron in the Galaxy of Andromeda
Posts: 633
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Granted, but it becomes sentient, and decides that it wishes to live on someone elses lip.
I wish there were more pants in this world
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Summum ius summa iniuria
Iucunda macula est ex inimici sanguine
Quod sum eris
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05-23-2006, 06:52 PM
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#1091
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 3,421
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Granted, but none of them fit you.
I wish I was tall, and had a normal build.
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05-23-2006, 07:17 PM
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#1092
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Michigan. middle of f**ing nowhere.
Posts: 175
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Granted. But now your face resembles that of a creepy child's doll. Like chucky, but uglier.
I wish I could fly.
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05-24-2006, 12:08 AM
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#1093
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Down ze wabbit hole
Posts: 752
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You can fly. On one of your first flights you fly straight into a closed window. Splat! What a clumsy angel....
I wish I knew what Shakespeare's lost play was about.
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O loneliness, O hopelessness
To search the ends of time,
For there is in all the world
No greater love than mine.
-Annie Lennox, Love Song For A Vampire-
Rouge Z. Hatter has FINALLY returned to Gnet!
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05-24-2006, 05:04 AM
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#1094
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: London, UK
Posts: 2,065
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Granted. Turns out it sucked. Damn.
I wish I could study for my exams instead of procrastinating constantly.
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05-24-2006, 05:43 AM
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#1095
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 1,247
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Granted. You constantly study for your exams, but never turn up to take them. Then you die of starvation due the to lack of sustenance to be gained from study.
I wish I could find a great book to read, y'know those ones that are so good you spend your day waiting to get the time to read it.
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Petrified for the millionth time...
Slowly my soul evaporates
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05-24-2006, 01:39 PM
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#1096
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: a house full of "catmons"
Posts: 590
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Granted, but your pet likes that book, too -- likes to play with it, so the book gets ripped to shreds before you get the chance to read more than first three chapters.
I wish I had wings.
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"If I had my way, we'd sleep every night all wrapped around each other like hibernating rattlesnakes." - William S. Burroughs, "Queer"
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05-24-2006, 03:09 PM
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#1097
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Australia. Finally back home.
Posts: 957
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Granted.
You have wings. They are old, shrivelled wings that cannot fly and look really bad. You find your new wings utterly repulsive and you spend the rest of your days trying to cover the wings so no one else will see them.
I wish I had a cat.
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"It's strange to see how much people have changed through the years. Just for fun, see if you can find the point where we all turned bitter."
-- Chris Isaak
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05-24-2006, 03:22 PM
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#1098
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: UK
Posts: 462
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Granted, but the cat plays the piano so badly, you have to spend lots of money giving it music lessons. (However, the cat is a great chef and fixes you some really tasty meals, so you don't mind too much).
I wish that space aliens would land on Earth and teach us all some fab out of this world new dances.
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05-24-2006, 03:27 PM
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#1099
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: nomad
Posts: 336
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Granted. After a while they get bored and decide to eat us all.
I wish I wasn't so tired and could concentrate on painting.
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"The reason why truth is so much stranger than fiction is that there is no requirement for it to be consistent."
Mark Twain
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05-24-2006, 04:17 PM
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#1100
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: FGBWIERville, MKBJJKaryland, Unintelligent Shithole of America.
Posts: 156
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Granted, but, uhm, Satan takes your soul!
Creative, no?
I wish there was actually someone cool in Bethesda.
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