the Corrupted Wishes game

[maggot]

Granted. Instead he lit your hair on fire
While I was at King Kog, when the Kongmeister (lol) fell, some ass laughed. I think peoplke do that to be like "Oh, I'm so tough I laugh!" but just come of as asses.

I wish I knew how to entertain myself better. (Don't say that I don't consort with anyone else anymore. That's not really a bad thing!)

[angleangel_doom]

Granted. You buy a monkey but he gives you AIDS.
Aww...I depress myself.

I wish I didn't live in Wisconsin.

[Solumina]

granted but you now live in antarctica and the penguins don't like you

I wish that I could teleport to wherever I wanted and whenever I wanted

[roserougesang]

Granted. You discover that teleporting interferes with the world's equilibrium. The world soon collapses in on itself.

I wish some animals weren't shy and some weren't vicious.

[Godslayer Jillian]

Granted, the "some" that vicious become extinct and the "some" that are shy become the new vicious ones.

Hell of carnivore bunnies!!!

I wish I had a better computer.

[six_inch_heels]

Granted. You now have the latest model computer, it's so fantastically hi-tech that all your friends ask to be able to use it and your neighbours wake you up in the middle of the night just to be able look at it. You eventually get fed up and get rid of it to simplify your life. Now you don't have a computer at all

I wish I could find my mobile phone.

[An Eccentric Cellist]

Granted. You find your mobile phone to be called by your doctor to be told that you are in one of the later stages of brain cancer from your phone.

I wish that the No-Child-Behind legislation never happened.

[Lady Victoria Pareesis]

Granted. Now, all the children who failed school became gang leaders/members, took over the world and made it a world of ruins where everybody thinks that Eminem is a poet ans Shakespeare a cheese.

I wish I had my computer and my cat with me.

[roserougesang]

Granted. When they are there, the cat becomes protective of the computer, hissing when you go near, and the computer keeps receiving umpteen viruses which you are not able to fix due the protectiveness of the cat.

I wish I could speak Elvish.

[Lady Victoria Pareesis]

Granted. You speak elvish, but you forget any other language that you spoke in your life. So you're doomed to talk to the few Ringers who really speack elvish and discovers that they're all prats and you hate them.

I wish my firends call me.

[angel011]

Granted. They don't stop calling you, so you have no moment of piece and silence, and end up insane.

I wish the day wasn't so gray.

[Lady Victoria Pareesis]

Granted. It isn't grey at all, it sunny, very sunny... Actually it's too damn hot.
And millions of people (including you) die of insolation.

I wish I could give up chocolate.

[angel011]

Granted, but an evil wizard curses you and you become allergic to everything but chocolate. And since you gave up chocolate, you die of starvation.

I wish my work for today was already finished.

[spookypurple]

Granted. And what's that I can see in the distance? Ah yes, it's an articulated lorry carrying tomorrow's workload to your door. Well, you've done today's early, so, as you've got a bit of spare time on your hands, they just thought....

I wish all the water in the world was clean....

[Cicero]

Granted. It is also clean of all life and dissolved matter. Without all the extremely important ecosystems in the oceans and rivers - and the water's rather vital salinity - the world freezes over in an ice age a'la "The Day After Tomorrow", only a gazillion times worse. However on the upside, we get to experience the fun adventures of a sloth, a woolly mammoth and a sabretooth tiger (that all miraculously evolve back into existence due to said ice age).

I wish I could have thought up a much better corruption for Spookypurple's wish.

[angel011]

Granted. The corruption, however, makes spookypurple so mad she cuts you to pieces with a chainsaw and gives those pieces to pigs.

I wish I never had to repair anything in the house.

[spookypurple]

Granted. Cuz Ah'm coming to git yah with ma chainsaw!

No. I'll start again.

Granted. Your house is completely empty. Ergo, nothing to fix.

I wish I wasn't scared of chainsaws....

[Morrigan_Dubh]

Grante. You lose all fear of chainsaws and attempt to juggle 3 at a time. But you are not very good at it.The slice your both hands and one of your ears off, then they land on a little furry kitten that was at your feet, making short, bloody work of it. Bye bye, kitty!

I wish I didn't get stressed so easily.

[Mandi_666]

I wish i could get mad at someone and NOT hit them. Otherwise control my anger. not everyone can get what they wish for. The devil works in many mysterious ways.

[Lady Victoria Pareesis]

Granted for both Morrigan and Mandi.
You both are never stressed/angry, and you just made people go crazy by your stoicism, so, separatly, but strangely in the same time, you get both cut into pieces by people wo can't control their nerves.

I wish I hadn't to go on a diet.

[spookypurple]

Granted. You are hailed as the perfect person. But then you become such a celebrity, you acquire a stalker and have to go into hiding for the rest of your days.

I wish I wasn't allergic to cheese.

[Magpie_Tendencies]

Granted.

You are allergic to chocolate instead.

I wish I'd done my homework.

[angel011]

Granted. Now all of your friends are boring you to do their homework, too.

I wish I could adopt every abandoned kitty.

[six_inch_heels]

Granted. They overrun your home and force you to move out. They allow you to take only one cardboard box and a spoon with you. You are now an abandoned human. Perhaps the kitties will decide to adopt you?

I wish the neighbours dog would stop barking. It's giving me a headache.

[spookypurple]

Originally Posted by Magpie_Tendencies

Granted.

You are allergic to chocolate instead.

I wish I'd done my homework.

I AM allergic to chocolate.