The "^" , "<" and "v" Game

[Crom Crauch]

< asks ^ if ^ is okay
< also put the bench there... for good feng shui

[WizardElement5]

Oops, I'm so sorry, that was <'s branch. I wonder how it got there?
If branch still has tree attached, could ^ please plant and water in, as it is a magic plant and each of its fruits allow the owner to make a wish.

[Magpie_Tendencies]

Actually ^, it was a BENCH, not a BRANCH.

< is fine and now < has good feng shui so it's all good.

< thanks ^^ for the good feng shui.

[Crom Crauch]

< 'you're welcome' 's ^, and < apologizes for not warning ^ about the bench

[WizardElement5]

< is very glad it wasn't his branch that caused the accident and takes no responsibility for the bench. However, < thinks the bench might be a good place to sit down and learn to read as < is obviously having great trouble with words starting with b.
Will V help < with his reading?

[Crom Crauch]

< might, but < generally gets lost in books that < starts to read aloud, so < is unsure whether < will help or hinder ^

[Magpie_Tendencies]

< would be happy to help ^^ with ^^'s reading.

Big ben blew big blue bubbles.

^^ should try saying that five times fast. ^^ will also notice that all the words start with the letter 'b'.

[WizardElement5]

< Guesses that ^^ would always be helpful.
< tries saying ^'s tongue-twister and thinks an alphabet with only 25 letters, (leaving out b), is seeming more attractive by the minute.
What 'ooks is V reading?

[Magpie_Tendencies]

< is reading <'s favourite series, the Steph Plum series again. < is reading the first chapter and a 'it of the twelfth 'ook on the internet.

[WizardElement5]

< has not read those. Something new to discover.
Fortunately, < has made friends with the letter b, so alphabet is complete once again.
Oh, by the way, has V seen my branch, (which was not reponsible for earlier collision)?

[Magpie_Tendencies]

< has ^'s branch. Does ^ want it back? < kind of wants to keep the magic branch.

The Steph Plum books are very not goth (< loses 50 goth points) but they are still <'s favourite series. Very funny in a laugh-out-loud-so-the-other-people-on-the-tram-think-you're-nuts kind of way.

[WizardElement5]

< gives ^ magic branch as a present, but warns ^ against walking into it because then <'s error will actually have been a prophecy.
< does not mind that ^'s favourite books are not goth as < has very broad tastes himself.
V will also give ^ a present?

[Magpie_Tendencies]

< won't give ^^ a present because < is ^^.

< will give ^ a present instead. ^ can have a fruit from the magic branch so that ^ can make a wish.

[shattered_likeness]

< does not yet know ^^ well enough to give ^^ presents all "willy-nilly"
< thinks ^ ^should give < suggestions

[WizardElement5]

< makes wish that ^^, < and O can all fly, and everyone on gnet swoops through the air, laughing and smiling in mad fun way whilst still looking very cool and goth.
^'s present should be kindness, as that is always the best gift to receive, (apart from all of us being able to fly and that's already given).

[Magpie_Tendencies]

O are looking cool and goth while happily flying and having fun?

It's not possible... < will add some bats to the mental image. There. How gawth is that?

[shattered_likeness]

< is laughing loudly at ^'s remark

[WizardElement5]

< decides that bats should be playing musical instruments.
Now O are dancing to crazy bat music 1000 feet above the gound.

[Magpie_Tendencies]

O are dancing above the "gound"?

< thinks that ^ is having trouble with the letter "r" too.

[Monsosin]

< Taps ^ What have I missed while I was gone? I saw talk of the eating of dragons. < Loves this thread. < Is also a loser for being gone for so long. Stupid school eating time.< hopes V will be nice and not wish < to die.

[Magpie_Tendencies]

< is nice. < doesn't wish ^ to die.

< was wondering who ^ was. < checked ^'s previous posts.

Did ^ know that 31 of ^'s previous posts began with ::twisted::?

< was wondering why.

< hopes that ^ will be V and then ^ can explain to <.

[Monsosin]

Its ok. < is a little off <'s rocker. Most people ignore < but ^ is nice. Will ^ like to paintball with <?

[Magpie_Tendencies]

< would like to paintball, but < is SO GAWTH (see previous posts in this thread) that < only uses black paint.

Is that ok with ^?

Would V like to come too?

[shattered_likeness]

< loves to paintball!
< uses white paint (because it's the new black)

[Magpie_Tendencies]

Wow. ^'s so gawth that ^ doesn't need black paint to prove it.

< is in awe.