 |
|
 |
| General General questions and meet 'n greet and welcome! |
07-12-2006, 10:38 AM
|
#10951
|
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 509
|
Because of their Eeeeeyes. They are watching you, always watching you. The great eye like a huge wheel of fire, Sam.
*cough cough*
Sorry.
So, I was saying, Pineapples are evil also because:
They keep on giving you little mouth ulcer, but in reality it's only an eye, so they can spy on you from the inside as well.
And if you're not careful enough, you will turn into one.
I've seen it once, and it's not a pretty sight, I swear.
__________________
-God creates Dinosaur, God kills Dinosaur. God creates Man. Man kills God, Man creates Dinosaur.
-Dinosaurs eat Man. Women inherit the Earth.
"They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance."
Terry Pratchett
|
|
|
|
07-12-2006, 10:52 AM
|
#10952
|
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Cimmeria
Posts: 7,162
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Lady Victoria Pareesis
Because of their Eeeeeyes. They are watching you, always watching you. The great eye like a huge wheel of fire, Sam.
*cough cough*
Sorry.
So, I was saying, Pineapples are evil also because:
They keep on giving you little mouth ulcer, but in reality it's only an eye, so they can spy on you from the inside as well.
And if you're not careful enough, you will turn into one.
I've seen it once, and it's not a pretty sight, I swear.
|
Lady Victoria Pareesis, I send you on a quest to destroy all pineapples, and stop their evil plans of eternal ulceration !!!.
Ride 2 moons north, unto ye olde supermarket and fulfil your destiny !!!
__________________
For in each delve and greenwood,
far wiser creatures play,
and in their veins and sinews,
live the gods of yesterday.
Be excellent to one another !!!. 
|
|
|
|
|
07-12-2006, 10:59 AM
|
#10953
|
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
|
I've decided that if I ever kill someone, it will be with a pineapple. That way I can destroy the evidence...by eating it! Also it would give some credibility to the Monty Python skit "How to defend yourself agaisnt fresh fruit".
|
|
|
|
|
07-12-2006, 11:07 AM
|
#10954
|
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 509
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Beowulf
Lady Victoria Pareesis, I send you on a quest to destroy all pineapples, and stop their evil plans of eternal ulceration !!!.
Ride 2 moons north, unto ye olde supermarket and fulfil your destiny !!!
|
I will!
Wait, what shall I ride?
Do you think I should take my heels shoes? What am I supposed to wear?
Is it okay to go by train?
__________________
-God creates Dinosaur, God kills Dinosaur. God creates Man. Man kills God, Man creates Dinosaur.
-Dinosaurs eat Man. Women inherit the Earth.
"They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance."
Terry Pratchett
|
|
|
|
|
07-12-2006, 11:26 AM
|
#10955
|
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Cimmeria
Posts: 7,162
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Lady Victoria Pareesis
I will!
Wait, what shall I ride?
Do you think I should take my heels shoes? What am I supposed to wear?
Is it okay to go by train?
|
A suit of medieval armour (helmet has a green plume of pineapple leaves), the enchanted pineapple slaying machine of Qualcast (watch `Braindead` on the correct offensive use of a lawnmower , not just for cutting grass), and a jet pack (train could be delayed by the wrong kind of microbes on the track, if your in England) to get there quickly !!!
__________________
For in each delve and greenwood,
far wiser creatures play,
and in their veins and sinews,
live the gods of yesterday.
Be excellent to one another !!!.
|
|
|
|
|
07-12-2006, 12:40 PM
|
#10956
|
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: springfield, OH
Posts: 190
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Saya
I've decided that if I ever kill someone, it will be with a pineapple. That way I can destroy the evidence...by eating it! Also it would give some credibility to the Monty Python skit "How to defend yourself agaisnt fresh fruit".
|
that was a brillant skit.
|
|
|
|
|
07-12-2006, 05:23 PM
|
#10957
|
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Cimmeria
Posts: 7,162
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Moonie
that was a brillant skit.
|
Absolutely, but they did`nt cover killer Pineapples !!! 
__________________
For in each delve and greenwood,
far wiser creatures play,
and in their veins and sinews,
live the gods of yesterday.
Be excellent to one another !!!.
|
|
|
|
|
07-12-2006, 11:55 PM
|
#10958
|
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Australia. Finally back home.
Posts: 957
|
To those who were wondering about why some banned members posts are there and some are not:
When a member is banned, they can no longer post. Their posts stay up for all to see unless individual posts are manually removed or the members is placed on "invisible".
This means that Xnguela's 9000+ posts are no longer visible but EPS, who has been banned by IP, still has all her posts visible. Santarea's posts are gone because she was placed in "time out".
I don't know how it is decided who is "invisible" and who is not, but that does explain why we can still see some posts.
__________________
"It's strange to see how much people have changed through the years. Just for fun, see if you can find the point where we all turned bitter."
-- Chris Isaak
|
|
|
|
|
07-13-2006, 01:13 AM
|
#10959
|
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: I'm underneath the sink, now what do you think, living under my sink?
Posts: 592
|
So that's how it works, but now I don't really care.
__________________
Life is a sexually transmitted disease, and it's 100% fatal!
|
|
|
|
|
07-13-2006, 03:13 AM
|
#10960
|
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 509
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Beowulf
Absolutely, but they did`nt cover killer Pineapples !!! |
Yeah, because only a few people know about the Killer Pineapple, they have strong propaganda going on.
I should watch it again, never know, it could be helpfull. They may have evil minions (Bananas of Death, Jumping Mangos, Pomelos of Doom...)
So, I'll take the jet pack, but what if I arrive there early?
Do I have to come precisely at the Full Moon, or have I too month to get there before the messenger dies?
I know, I ask too much questions, but I want to do this Quest properly.
__________________
-God creates Dinosaur, God kills Dinosaur. God creates Man. Man kills God, Man creates Dinosaur.
-Dinosaurs eat Man. Women inherit the Earth.
"They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance."
Terry Pratchett
|
|
|
|
|
07-13-2006, 08:08 AM
|
#10961
|
Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 58
|
this site has gone to hell, for the year or so i was a frequent and avid member is was home, it was safe and i made partners in life, now there is nothing but silly little children and game-playing.
prahaps i should opt to leave for good this time?
where did all the elders go?
mortalitas incomitatus
|
|
|
|
|
07-13-2006, 10:49 AM
|
#10962
|
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Cimmeria
Posts: 7,162
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Lady Victoria Pareesis
Yeah, because only a few people know about the Killer Pineapple, they have strong propaganda going on.
I should watch it again, never know, it could be helpfull. They may have evil minions (Bananas of Death, Jumping Mangos, Pomelos of Doom...)
So, I'll take the jet pack, but what if I arrive there early?
Do I have to come precisely at the Full Moon, or have I too month to get there before the messenger dies?
I know, I ask too much questions, but I want to do this Quest properly.
|
Yes, they do come out at full moon, on the strike of midnight, they arise and plot evil, with their minions in evil, (Bananas of Death, Jumping Mangos, Pomelos of Doom...), who are lead by the `Satanic Satsumas` who are invoked at the witching hour by the Killer Pineapples.
You must leave on the morrow in great haste before the messenger is bitten and is under their curse to become a Killer Pineapple !!!.
__________________
For in each delve and greenwood,
far wiser creatures play,
and in their veins and sinews,
live the gods of yesterday.
Be excellent to one another !!!.
|
|
|
|
|
07-14-2006, 12:26 PM
|
#10963
|
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 509
|
*Jumps on broomstick with a horse head*
If by my life or ugly transformation in evil fresh fruit I can protect the world, I will!
*takes sword out*
For the Shiiiiiiire!!!
*goes away, followed by her faithful Werefern who is making the clop-clop noise with coconuts*
__________________
-God creates Dinosaur, God kills Dinosaur. God creates Man. Man kills God, Man creates Dinosaur.
-Dinosaurs eat Man. Women inherit the Earth.
"They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance."
Terry Pratchett
|
|
|
|
|
07-14-2006, 06:29 PM
|
#10964
|
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Cimmeria
Posts: 7,162
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Lady Victoria Pareesis
*Jumps on broomstick with a horse head*
If by my life or ugly transformation in evil fresh fruit I can protect the world, I will!
*takes sword out*
For the Shiiiiiiire!!!
*goes away, followed by her faithful Werefern who is making the clop-clop noise with coconuts*
|
That is so cool, Monty Python mode, I like it !!!.
Will you say Ni, to the killer pineapples?, that is the word they fear, perhaps `it` is the word they cannot hear. !!!
Find out tommorow if Lady Victoria Pareesis, vanquishes the `Killer Pineapples` from our kingdom, and destroys them...
Tune in tommorrow !!!
__________________
For in each delve and greenwood,
far wiser creatures play,
and in their veins and sinews,
live the gods of yesterday.
Be excellent to one another !!!.
|
|
|
|
|
07-14-2006, 10:02 PM
|
#10965
|
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Dallas, TX.....Like you even give a damn.
Posts: 1,210
|
Wise, Oubliette, Mortalitus, Vicious(Mortalitus), Angel, and any others aquaintances I may have forgotten to name....
I haven't forgotten about you all. I'm not coming back, but I think you deserve to know that you guys are part of what made the old Gnet a great place to be...
Oubliette. If you'd like, I'm still in contact with Pits. If you'd like to contact him, I think it's possible.
__________________
TwistedKitsune: I like broccoli too! Just not when it's thrown out a window at my back by an ornery 5 year old...
|
|
|
|
|
07-14-2006, 10:10 PM
|
#10966
|
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
|
I'm back. What have I missed?
__________________
"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
|
|
|
|
|
|
07-15-2006, 12:33 AM
|
#10967
|
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: I'm underneath the sink, now what do you think, living under my sink?
Posts: 592
|
Everyone is packing up and leaving, to better place... Far far away...
__________________
Life is a sexually transmitted disease, and it's 100% fatal!
|
|
|
|
|
07-16-2006, 01:07 PM
|
#10968
|
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Cimmeria
Posts: 7,162
|
4691 Irradiated Haggis !!! (watching Red Dwarf 1)
__________________
For in each delve and greenwood,
far wiser creatures play,
and in their veins and sinews,
live the gods of yesterday.
Be excellent to one another !!!.
|
|
|
|
|
07-16-2006, 09:10 PM
|
#10969
|
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: springfield, OH
Posts: 190
|
boys dont have wings
|
|
|
|
|
07-17-2006, 09:09 PM
|
#10970
|
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Down ze wabbit hole
Posts: 752
|
I'm so gothically surreal my cat is made of black triangles, my food has black roses growing out of it (a la Emergence of Narcissus) and my face has to be held up with razor blades.
__________________
O loneliness, O hopelessness
To search the ends of time,
For there is in all the world
No greater love than mine.
-Annie Lennox, Love Song For A Vampire-
Rouge Z. Hatter has FINALLY returned to Gnet!
|
|
|
|
|
07-18-2006, 02:18 AM
|
#10971
|
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: London, UK
Posts: 2,065
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Beowulf
4691 Irradiated Haggis !!! (watching Red Dwarf 1) |
Yay! I think I might go and watch some myself. Or perhaps some Monty Python. I've been thinking a lot lately about Anne Elk's theory ("The brontosaurus is very thin at one end, much, much thicker in the middle, and thin again at the other end. That was my theory I hope you enjoyed my theory. It is mine, I made it... etc, etc").
|
|
|
|
|
07-18-2006, 12:33 PM
|
#10972
|
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Cimmeria
Posts: 7,162
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Cicero
Yay! I think I might go and watch some myself. Or perhaps some Monty Python. I've been thinking a lot lately about Anne Elk's theory ("The brontosaurus is very thin at one end, much, much thicker in the middle, and thin again at the other end. That was my theory I hope you enjoyed my theory. It is mine, I made it... etc, etc").
|
Red Dwarf rawks !!!
Monty Pythons Flying Circus is the best, you cannot deny `Bicycle Repair Man` !!!
__________________
For in each delve and greenwood,
far wiser creatures play,
and in their veins and sinews,
live the gods of yesterday.
Be excellent to one another !!!.
|
|
|
|
|
07-18-2006, 12:37 PM
|
#10973
|
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Cimmeria
Posts: 7,162
|
4691 Irradiated Haggis !!!
Lister: Rimmer will you stop saying 4691 Irradiated Haggis
Rimmer:4691 Irradiated Haggis
__________________
For in each delve and greenwood,
far wiser creatures play,
and in their veins and sinews,
live the gods of yesterday.
Be excellent to one another !!!.
|
|
|
|
|
07-18-2006, 08:17 PM
|
#10974
|
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
|
Anyone like my signature?
__________________
"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
|
|
|
|
|
|
07-18-2006, 08:23 PM
|
#10975
|
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Down ze wabbit hole
Posts: 752
|
V for Vendetta!!!
* le sigh* I loved that film, I watched it on the plane coming back from London. I do believe I almost cried at the end..
I normally don't like films with a political theme in them but that movie was brilliant.
__________________
O loneliness, O hopelessness
To search the ends of time,
For there is in all the world
No greater love than mine.
-Annie Lennox, Love Song For A Vampire-
Rouge Z. Hatter has FINALLY returned to Gnet!
|
|
|
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
All times are GMT -7. The time now is 05:36 PM.
|
|
