the Corrupted Wishes game - Page 51

Mandi_666 · 05-31-2006, 06:37 PM

i wish i could fly.

Solumina · 05-31-2006, 06:39 PM

*damn cloudy weather making my internet slow*
Magpie:Granted you are now so funny that no one ever leaves you alone and you go crazy, eventually killing yourself along with hundreds of others

Mandi: Granted but you fly into a building and kill yourself

I wish that I could control the temperature in my office

Magpie_Tendencies · 05-31-2006, 06:42 PM

*edit*
Now you've confused my post Solumina *pouts*.

Mandi, you have to grant someone else's wish and corrupt it in some way before making your own wish. Also, you should go introduce yourself in the introductions section (in your own thread).

Solumina - Granted.

You can control the temperature in your office. Unfortunately, as you make your office hotter, the rest of the building gets colder and vice-versa. You hate the temperature change when you leave your offie, so you never leave again.

I wish it was Friday.

WizardElement5 · 05-31-2006, 06:49 PM

Granted. But now everyone bursts out laughing at everything you say, even when you're trying to make a very serious point.

I wish the bunnies didn't eat all the little azaleas I plant.

*edit* That's funny, funny just becme Friday... I think. I'm still bamboooooozled

Magpie_Tendencies · 05-31-2006, 06:54 PM

Granted.

Bunnies overrun your house instead and chew through all the little wires for the various electrical things in your house. You should have just let them have the azaleas.

I wish it was Friday (because everyone got confused again...)

Solumina · 05-31-2006, 06:55 PM

hehehehe I screwed up all of the posts

Granted but your boss decides that you have to work all weekend or else you get fired

I wish that my internet worked well even in crappy weather

Crom Crauch · 05-31-2006, 06:56 PM

granted, but it's non-upgradeable 12.8kbps internet

I wish that more guys weren't idiotic sons-of-bitches

Corpsey · 05-31-2006, 06:56 PM

The bunnies become too bamboozled by the scare-bunny you put outside you patch of azaleas, but the scare-bunny is too cute and friendly looking that all the local children come along and try to take the scare-bunny along with them..... and trample all you're azaleas at the same time.

I wish i could go to the moon (expects to die in some freak moon-becoming-cheese-monster accident)

Magpie_Tendencies · 05-31-2006, 06:59 PM

Granted.

Due to the rocket crashing, you now have to live on the moon. The internet connection from the moon is so slow that all your posts appear 4 posts later than they're supposed to

I wish I wasn't still sick.

Corpsey · 05-31-2006, 06:59 PM

Oops. That was too fast. Ummmm, guys stop being idiotic sons of bitches, but they all realise how attracted they are to themselves and become in love with their mirror.

Same wish as b4

Magpie_Tendencies · 05-31-2006, 07:01 PM

Too slow again. I already granted it. And you didn't die. Now grant mine.

I wish I wasn't still sick.

Corpsey · 05-31-2006, 07:04 PM

Haha, good one Magpie_Tendancies.

You stop being sick because of some new type of immunity that you've developed. Unfortunately this immunity is caused my a mutation in your bone marrow, which produces white blood cells which make way too many anti-bodies. Your body then becomes so anti anything that is a foreign, and you cant kiss anyone anymore because your body has become illergic to only one thing - other humans.

I wish i could walk on water.

*Edit* Sorry Craum Crotch my answer was lame, i was trying to come up with something quick.

Magpie_Tendencies · 05-31-2006, 07:12 PM

Thanks. You know, most people just call me Magpie cos it's shorter and easier to spell...

Anyway, your wish. Granted.

You can walk on water but everytime your feet touch solid ground, they are severely burnt. You have to live on the water forever.

I wish that the n00bs could follow the instructions...

Corpsey · 05-31-2006, 07:20 PM

*apologies again to crom crauch for getting your name wrong*

Granted, n00bs start to follow the instructions because they all of a sudden realise the sticky ontop of every part of the board that says "for n00bs". Then they all decide that they'll constantly start ganging up against everyone else, rampaging and pillaging every single person on the boards, making up gay threads where they go there to insult every single person they can manage to talk about until they get enough posts to be considered "goth as fuck" and then they run around acting like they own the place, sheerly because of their title.

I wish that it would be warmer in winter *shivers*

Magpie_Tendencies · 05-31-2006, 08:00 PM

*Thinks that Crom's name was funnier like that*

Granted.

Warmer winter = hotter summer. You are personally responsible for global warming. Way to go Corpsey...

I wish I hadn't just finished the chicken noodle soup.

Corpsey · 05-31-2006, 08:17 PM

Granted. You ate from the magic wishing chicken soup cup, and the moment you nearly finished it, a genie came out of the cup (i don't know how though...). The genie says that he will grant you two wishes. Your first wish is that your chicken soup cup will constantly refil itself. After having several more cups of chicken soup, the genie gets bored and asks for you second wish. When you do not respond, because you are finishing eating, and being as polite as you are you'd never ever talk with your mouth full, the genie is full impatience and tries to cast a spell on you to make you answer him. Unfortunately he made it a "you must answer to your master" spell, which makes you his personal slave. The genie then makes you wish to switch bodies. You become the genie's servant forever, and he takes control of your life.

I wish i could be quicker at making these posts.

Miriel · 06-01-2006, 01:33 AM

Granted.
You become the quickest poster here. Then you become the quickest poster ever wich of course means celebrity and publicity but since you post soooo quickly your hands become arthritic and dont move at all anymore so everyone forgets sbout your existence.

I wish that my hair would stay red forever.

Lady Victoria Pareesis · 06-01-2006, 03:46 AM

Granted. Your hair stay red, but sadly, the Gods decided they're back and they hate the red colour. All the red-haired people have to be thrown up from a mountain, you too, and you die slowly eaten by seagulls.

I wish I had some friends to go out with me saturday.

roserougesang · 06-01-2006, 04:06 AM

Granted. Your 'friends' are zombies who spend the whole night attempting to eat you.

I wish there were less idiots in this world.

Morrigan_Dubh · 06-01-2006, 05:00 AM

Granted. You lose all your friends in a terrible car crash, then die of lonliness and guilt.

I wish I could go camping at a gorgeous beach in a place called Fanore this weekend.

Lady Victoria Pareesis · 06-01-2006, 05:36 AM

Granted. You can go. Alas, a terrible strom is on it's way to Fanore, the whole place is evacuated, but you because you're locked in a closet (your friends thought it was a great joke and forgot you).

I wish I had straight hair.

nuksaa · 06-01-2006, 06:54 AM

Granted. Unfortunately, it is now homophobic.

I wish the central air in the house worked.

Nemesion · 06-01-2006, 07:29 AM

Granted. Unfortunately, you discover that the system was blocked by your childhood toy, "Pookie", who was tragically destroyed (ripped to shreds of fluff, matted fur and shards of a glass eye) by the cooling fans in the system.

I wish I had wings (that I could actually fly with).

mutsumiasakura · 06-01-2006, 04:53 PM

You have wings, and they can fly . . . . but your wings are your least favorite color and are covered with cheap sequins. Your friends ostracize you for your bad fashion statement, and you end up living a long life alone with your sequins.

I wish I wasn't allergic to spicy food.

Magpie_Tendencies · 06-01-2006, 04:57 PM

Granted.

However you love spicy food so much that you eat and eat and eat and you end up getting fat and eventually dying of a heart attack bought on by too much stress on the heart.

I wish my stomach didn't hurt.