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09-07-2006, 05:06 AM
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#1351
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: United States.
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Granted, but he/she turns out to be a cannibal and not only does he/she eat all the ravers and the clubs but he/she eats you aswell. =\
I wish I had lived in the days of ancient Rome.
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"What a bunch of garbage: liberal, democrat, conservative, republican. Two sides of the same coin. Two management teams bidding for control, the CEO job, of Slavery Inc."
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09-07-2006, 06:17 AM
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#1352
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: CGK-SIN-MEL
Posts: 178
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Yeah you became a gladiator and was eaten by a lion.
I wish I had infinite supply of ice cream.
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09-07-2006, 09:08 AM
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#1353
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow?
Posts: 798
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Granted. But you also end up with an eternal brain freeze!!!!! Muahahahaha.... Yeah, I know, that was lame.
I wish Batman was a real-life super hero so I could meet him.
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He said "It's all in your head"
And I said, "So's everything," but he didn't get it
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09-07-2006, 10:16 AM
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#1354
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: CGK-SIN-MEL
Posts: 178
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He is, and so is Darth Vader. Batman went to fight the Dark Side and lost. He had a mental breakdown and lost his whole strength. Heck, rumour said he went insane, too. As you were visiting him in the SuperHero Asylum you unmasked him, and unlucky you it wasn't George Clooney or Christian Bale inside but Jim Carrey!
I wish I had a lot of talent.
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09-07-2006, 12:34 PM
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#1355
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: U.K
Posts: 1,858
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Granted. But now you have no personality whatsoever.
I wish I was as easily amused as my cat.
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09-07-2006, 12:37 PM
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#1356
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Paisley, Scotland
Posts: 588
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Granted, but now you can't get up from your desk for laughing hysterically at the carpet.
I wish all these daddy longlegs flies would stay out my room!
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09-07-2006, 12:45 PM
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#1357
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: U.K
Posts: 1,858
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They stay out of your room alright. But there are tons of them in your bath!
I wish my friend would hurry up & text me.
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09-07-2006, 12:48 PM
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#1358
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Paisley, Scotland
Posts: 588
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Nooo! *burns them with deodorant flamethrower*
Granted, but her phone malfunctions and floods your phone's memory with the message. D:
I wish I had some fresh batteries...
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You can't give a Dementor the old one-two!
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09-07-2006, 01:42 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: U.K
Posts: 1,858
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Granted. But they last for about a minute.
I wish...I coud stop eating chocolates.
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09-07-2006, 01:52 PM
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#1360
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Cimmeria
Posts: 7,162
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You do, when you discover that some of the ingredients contains crunchy frog, and liquified sheep people !!! 
I wish I could finish this piece of music I`m working on !!!.
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For in each delve and greenwood,
far wiser creatures play,
and in their veins and sinews,
live the gods of yesterday.
Be excellent to one another !!!. 
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09-07-2006, 01:55 PM
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#1361
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Paisley, Scotland
Posts: 588
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Granted, but it doesn't have an ending!
I wish I had a Pot Noodle right now.
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You can't give a Dementor the old one-two!
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09-07-2006, 02:05 PM
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#1362
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Cimmeria
Posts: 7,162
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Here you go, but its the last edible Pot Noodle in the world !!!
I wish I had a beer !!!
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For in each delve and greenwood,
far wiser creatures play,
and in their veins and sinews,
live the gods of yesterday.
Be excellent to one another !!!.
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09-07-2006, 02:05 PM
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#1363
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: U.K
Posts: 1,858
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Granted. But it's got bits of Justin Hawkins in.
I wish I had a good idea.
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09-07-2006, 02:23 PM
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#1364
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Cimmeria
Posts: 7,162
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You will have an excellent idea for something, but something distracts you and you forget what the idea was !!!
I wish I had the new Theatres Des Vampires DVD playing on my TV !!!
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For in each delve and greenwood,
far wiser creatures play,
and in their veins and sinews,
live the gods of yesterday.
Be excellent to one another !!!.
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09-07-2006, 02:28 PM
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#1365
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: London
Posts: 3,231
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Granted, but the TV explodes halfway through, burying glass shards in your eyes.
I wish I could persuade the Cruxshadows to come and play a few gigs in my living room.
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The noblest sentiment I have encountered and the most passionate political statement to stir my heart both belong to a fictional character. Why do we have no politicians as pure in their intent and determinedly joyous in their outlook as Arkady Bogdanov of Red Mars?
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09-07-2006, 02:33 PM
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#1366
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: U.K
Posts: 1,858
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Granted. They say they will, you're all set up. & then they cancel.
I wish i wasn't so thirsty.
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09-07-2006, 05:56 PM
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#1367
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Rochester NY
Posts: 21
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Granted, but as you take a drink from a nice glass of icewater you choke on an ice cube and die a slow, painful death.
I wish I could sleep in tomorrow.
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09-07-2006, 09:11 PM
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#1368
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: Seattle aka HappyFunLand
Posts: 72
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Granted, but then your house burns down with you still inside it, killing you.
I wish I didn't have to take math.
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09-07-2006, 09:33 PM
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#1369
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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Granted. Instead of math you have to study ebonics. You completely forget how to speak real English, and an angry platypus attacks you.
I wish I could use my whole brain.
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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09-07-2006, 09:34 PM
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#1370
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow?
Posts: 798
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Granted, but instead you're forced to take a course on watching paint dry. You fall asleep from boredom, and miss the exact point at which the paint was no longer wet, and fail, making it impossible for you to do anything with your life.
I wish people didn't confuse me.
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He said "It's all in your head"
And I said, "So's everything," but he didn't get it
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09-07-2006, 09:35 PM
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#1371
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow?
Posts: 798
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Hey, Jillian, no fair!!!! *grumbles* Fine. Granted, you can now use your whole brain, however it has been shrunk down to the size of a pea, so using all of it isn't really saying much.
Same wish as in my above post.
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He said "It's all in your head"
And I said, "So's everything," but he didn't get it
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09-07-2006, 09:39 PM
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#1372
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: With the Zombies
Posts: 2,208
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granted...but when they stop confusing you, you begin to think like the masses, slowly losing your mind...
i wish i could take a holiday...
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It's not so much the pain
It's more the actual knife
Pretending the picture is perfect
I cut myself to sleep
I close my eyes for a second
And curse my fragile soul
I scream to hide that I'm lonely
The echo calls my name
*ANIMAL CRACKERS*
http://www.myspace.com/persephone_x
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09-07-2006, 09:46 PM
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#1373
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow?
Posts: 798
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Granted, you are now on a holiday, and decide to spend some of your time on an exotic island in the middle of some ocean somewhere. The natives turn out to be cannibals, and you turn out to be lunch.
I wish I wasn't allergic to chocolate.
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He said "It's all in your head"
And I said, "So's everything," but he didn't get it
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09-07-2006, 09:50 PM
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#1374
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: London, UK
Posts: 2,065
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Granted. But you become allergic to everything else.
I wish it were the end of October already.
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09-07-2006, 09:50 PM
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#1375
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: With the Zombies
Posts: 2,208
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granted...but you find it gives you severe toothache...
i wish i gave all the cannibals on my holiday indigestion! -or bad cholesterol!
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It's not so much the pain
It's more the actual knife
Pretending the picture is perfect
I cut myself to sleep
I close my eyes for a second
And curse my fragile soul
I scream to hide that I'm lonely
The echo calls my name
*ANIMAL CRACKERS*
http://www.myspace.com/persephone_x
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