the Corrupted Wishes game

[Godslayer Jillian]

Granted...
Uh... ever seen the episode of South Park where Cartman is training a pony for something specific?
Well, you got that pony, and he was trained correctly.

I wish I had wings.

[six_inch_heels]

Granted. However the wings you have received are old and mouldy. They are completely useless and serve only to turn you into a social pariah as no one will approach the freak with the horrible decaying wings.

I wish I could be suddenly inspired to finish my art coursework.

[She_Is_My_Sin]

Granted. You find the inspiration, but it makes you draw totally the opposite to what you want & then you realise that you can't submit what you've drawn
(really bad corruption but I'm a bit low on imagination)

I wish I had a nice new outfit & new black patent boots.

[Godslayer Jillian]

Originally Posted by six_inch_heels

Granted. However the wings you have received are old and mouldy. They are completely useless and serve only to turn you into a social pariah as no one will approach the freak with the horrible decaying wings.

Not true, babybats would be gathering all around me.

Originally Posted by She_Is_My_Sin

I wish I had a nice new outfit & new black patent boots.

Granted.
The outfit looks good, but... dun dun dunnn... It's from Hot Topic!
In one week it will be torn and tattered, and not in a good way.

I wish fairies could do my homework in a college-level rank.

[She_Is_My_Sin]

Granted. But the fairies are evil & want to eat your face off when they've finished the work.

I wish my cat got her ass out of my face.

[six_inch_heels]

Granted. However it turns out your cat has only moved because she sees more pleasureable diversions in chasing your toes. While you recover from having her ass in your face she nibbles your feet, causing you horrible discomfort for the rest of the evening.

I wish we hadn't run out of tea.

[Alaizabel Cray]

Granted. You have plenty of tea. So much in fact, that you drown in it and die.

I wish my parents would allow me to be nocturnal.

[Maj.Bromley]

Granted,your nocturnal, but, when you wake up in the night, a burglur is in the house and sees you and shoots you. hehe, I kno, lame

I wish my 360 would connect to the internet..

[Dark_love_2008]

Granted* You finally get the connection and the next day your house is demolished in a freak accedent along with the 360 and everything else you hold dear.

I wish I could think of a place and instantly be there (the speed of thought)

[She_Is_My_Sin]

Granted. But wherever you go it's at it's worst & it stinks & stuff.

I wish I wasn't scared of robots.

[Solumina]

Granted but you are now terrified of air.

I wish that my brother wasn't so obnoxious.

[Dark_love_2008]

Granted* now he's dead and your parent's blame you for it everyday from now on.

I wish I wasn't surrounded by stupid people

[She_Is_My_Sin]

Granted. You're now surrounded by cows, that moo all the time.

I wish I could afford the dress I have my eye on, the shoes & the Rocky Horror Show tickets.

[Alaizabel Cray]

Granted. You now have all the money you'll need to buy anything you want. Sadly, that makes you an excellent target for pick-pocketers and before you can spend it, the cash is gone.

I wish school didn't start so soon.

[roserougesang]

Granted. School doesn't start................for another 10 years.

During that time, due to not being able to go to school, you are unable to get a decent job without qualifications and end up dirt-poor for the rest of your life, not even having enough to go back to school.

I wish I had several bunches of nice dried roses.

[Alaizabel Cray]

Granted. A mass quantity of dried roses is now in your posession. Too bad a terrorist group has just unleashed an ugly bug that only feeds off of dead plants (the perfect plan, for who would suspect terrorists to be behind a weird fly-type thing rather than building WMD?). They swarm your home, and once they finish with your roses and have grown to a freakish size of 10 feet tall, they go after you, disregarding the fact that you are neither dead or a plant. You die. (Lame, I know, haha)

I wish James Dean was still alive so I could meet him.

[The_JoKeReSs]

Granted! James Dean now lives, but as you wait outside his front door to finally meet him a scarily crazed Priest mistakes you for a vampire and runs up to you, steaking you through the heart and chopping off your head. . . . Dang, James Dean invites Priest in for coffee. o.O
Haha.

I wish i owned the Tardis. ^.^

[Dark_love_2008]

Granted* However now that you own it, everyone goes after you because they now have a desired need to have it as well. Sooner or later, someone will kill you for it

[Dark_love_2008]

oops* I wish everything was simple in life

[She_Is_My_Sin]

Granted but it's too boringly simple.

I wish I knew the enitire plot to Tom Brown's School Day's already.

[Maj.Bromley]

Granted, except, you know too much, too fast, and you become mentally ill and are mentally retarded for the rest of your life. You repeat three phrases until death, "Tom" "Brown" "Too Much".

I wish I werent sick in bed today.

[She_Is_My_Sin]

Granted, you aren't sick in bed. You're sick in someone elses bed. & they aren't happy about that.

I wish I was a little bit slimmer.

[Delkaetre]

You become a little bit slimmer... and a little bit more... and a little more... until you waste away to nothing but a breath of air.

I wish I had some food I really liked in the house.

[Maj.Bromley]

Granted, but you binge on the food and become fatter than holy hell until your so massive that, you become like a star and eventually collapse into yourself. haha

I wish I could have a dark, evil undead pony.

[Delkaetre]

It will eat your face then rampage and kill all you have ever known or loved, leaving you maimed and alone.

I wish I could have a copy of Oblivion and a computer powerful enough to play it on.