The No No-Nonsense Thread

Godslayer Jillian · 07-18-2006, 11:13 PM

What are goths if not creative fiends?
I thought this may be an interesting idea.
Similar to the Randomness thread, this one is about any random thing you can come up with.
The important difference is that rational/reasonable thoughts are prohibited here.

Just type as you see fit to respond to the previous post or yelp a spontaneous piece of bullshit every now and then.

I'll begin:

I read a passage in Alice in Wonderland that said: "Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise."
I began to ponder about it until I figured that my dreams did not mean anything but a latent subconscious desire of sleeping with my late dead future wife (oh my goth, necrophilia).

disorder · 07-18-2006, 11:38 PM

*warbles*

My highland goat (eeoateeoateeoat), was feeling fine (eeineeeineeineeeine)
Ate six red shirts(eeirtseeirtseeirsteeirts), from off the line (eeineeeineeeineeeine)
My brother Jack (eeackeeackeeackeeack), gave him a whack (eeackeeackeeackeeack)
And tied him to(eeooeeooeeooeeoo), the railway track (eeackeeackeeackeeack)
The whistle blew (eeeweeeweeeweeew), the train drew nigh (eeigheeigheeigheeigh)
My highland goat (eeoateeoateeoateeoat) was doomed to die (eeieeeieeeieeeie)
He gave a moan (eeoaneeoaneeoaneeoan), of awful pain (eeaineeaineeaineeain)
Coughed up those shirts (eeirtseeirsteeortseeirts), and flagged the train!

That's a pretty violent song to be teaching pre-primary kids, don't you think?

Alaizabel Cray · 07-19-2006, 10:54 PM

That is pretty violent for little kids. Not any less violent than all the nursery rhymes they memorize though. I mean, Jack split his head wide open and Jill "tumbled after", presumably to the same fate; Humpty Dumpty died in an unfortunate wall accident; Goldilocks got eaten by bears; Little Red Riding Hood had to witness a wolf being cut open while still alive and her grandmother being pulled out of it's stomach by a lumberjack who probably had very dirty hands; the maid, I think it was, in Sing a Song of Sixpence, got her nose eaten by crows who had been roasted alive in a pie; Peter Pumpkin Eater's wife was held hostage in a hollowed-out pumpkin for the rest of her life, etc. etc. etc.

roserougesang · 07-20-2006, 03:05 AM

Here's a thought for the day:
It's possible to cut something open but could you cut it closed...

Godslayer Jillian · 07-20-2006, 01:02 PM

Maybe...
If you cut it open from the outside in, wouldn't you cut it closed if you cut it from the inside out? O_o

Haunted House · 07-20-2006, 01:28 PM

Well, if you play time in reverse like the rewind button on a VCR of someone cutting something open then maybe. Like playing an autopsy video in reverse. I bet that'd be pretty entertaining.

cradle · 07-20-2006, 01:33 PM

Did you know that the first VCR was in 1956 and was the size of a piano?

Godslayer Jillian · 07-20-2006, 02:00 PM

I thought it was invented on 1892 as a catapult.

roserougesang · 07-20-2006, 08:02 PM

Well, I thought the first VCR was made of hallucinogenics.

Feels like it though when you watch TV...

Cicero · 07-21-2006, 07:13 AM

I read a little snippet in New Scientist Magazine yesterday that said magic mushrooms really are magic. It made my day.

roserougesang · 07-22-2006, 02:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Godslayer Jillian

Maybe...
If you cut it open from the outside in, wouldn't you cut it closed if you cut it from the inside out? O_o

The question is, how would it be possible to do that unless you were inside it (that sounded wrong

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happy_dude · 07-22-2006, 02:38 AM

The Universe is amde up of two elements: Magic and Bullshit.

Don't Look Behind You · 07-22-2006, 05:47 PM

The next question is then which magic is bullshit and which bullshit is magic?

Black Widow · 07-24-2006, 07:34 AM

That's simple, all the magical bullshit.

lena · 07-25-2006, 03:26 PM

why bullshit? why is the chemical makeup of shit from a bull magical? Is dog shit magical as well? If so I have a magical gold mine in my back yard.

Catch · 07-25-2006, 11:58 PM

I am going to be a total genius at this thread.

Make-up is good. Been a little better at it lately. Quite frankly though, as much as I look better in it, I really hate getting mascre in my eyes. Another downfall of make-up is never really knowing what you look like. It is all covered up. Really, if there is something really off, seeing it can help lead to fixing it. Think that's why still have a somewhat youthful appearence. I notice when starting to look old. Lotion is good.

Draconysius · 07-26-2006, 10:47 AM

Two is my next one before twenty-three buttfucks all our faces. It sweeps it under the carpet and enstills holy holy hallelujah fru-fru gondolas! My boloney DOES have a first name, but it don't tell me what it is! Ffuckin baloney!

roserougesang · 07-27-2006, 01:45 AM

My cat has likes nicknames. It is called Whiskered Flea Bag on the second day of every third month every quarter and a half years. It calls itself Walrus Whiskers every thirty second day of the fifth month of the seventh year. Everyone else calls it Squitty the Tortoiseshell Kitty at half past three every twenth day of every thirtieth month every
-0.12577 years.....

Make sense to anyone? I hope not

Cicero · 07-27-2006, 02:32 AM

Some of my own kitty's nicknames: Rozzy, Rozzy Pozzy, Rozzy Wozzy, Rozzy Woo, Rozzy Wozzy Woo, Rozzy Pozzy Woo, Rozzy Pozzy Wozzy Woo, Rozzy Darling Precious Darling, Rozzy Rozz, Rozzy Cutesy Darling Precious, etc, etc, etc.

I also have a song I sing to him when I see him:
Rozzy Pozzy Wozzy Woo (or whichever nickname I choose to use, as long as it ends in "Woo")
How I love, I love, love you.
Yes I do,
Rozzy Woo.

I think I need to start socialising with human beings more often.

Catch · 07-27-2006, 10:32 PM

I've got that song "Look what you've done" by JET stuck in my head.

Take my photo off the wall
If it just won't sing for you
'Cause all that's left has gone away
And there's nothing there for you to prove

Oh, look what you've done
You've made a fool of everyone
Oh well, it seems likes such fun
Until you lose what you had won

Give me back my point of view
'Cause I just can't think for you
I can hardly hear you say
What should I do, well you choose

Oh, look what you've done
You've made a fool of everyone
Oh well, it seems likes such fun
Until you lose what you had won

PersephoneX · 07-27-2006, 10:42 PM

i call my cat pork rind...or pet cemetary...she's allergic to fleas and all her fur falls out...its very sad...but funny...

sparklekittie · 07-28-2006, 01:16 AM

My cat is called Nicky, as in Little Nicky. Other Nicky-names (get it?) include: Knickers, Knick Knacks, Nicky Bicky, Knackers, Nick Bick, and the list goes on.
And Billy is Billy Bob, Bill Bob, Bilbo, Bill, Billy Bum
The other 3 cats don't have a vast array of nicknames. And yes, you added right, 5 cats in total.

So I guess I'm not the only one who spends alot of time with my cats...as I noted above :P

Black Widow · 07-28-2006, 01:49 PM

I used to have a cat named Mischief, who I also called Sisi-Roo, Misser, Chiffer, Chiff-Chiff, and Chiffy. I miss my Chiff-Chiff.

One time, my sister kept a stray cat for like a year, and named her Precious or some shit, so I'm like "Fuck that"...I just wound up calling her "Kitty-stray" My sister was teh pissed XD.

emeraldlonewoulf · 07-28-2006, 09:27 PM

Why is it in today's fucked up society we work more hours for somebody else than we sleep? Why is it almost every other creature on the planet has devised a way to sleep almost half their life? Why do we fuck up in such a way that our livelihood, our very survival hinges upon sleep deprivation? Who was the first person to actually work 12 hr shifts for the benefit of somebody else's bottom line?

Bottom. Line. Hee HEeee!. THat's funny. Does that mean we have lines on our bottoms or what? Hah Hah! Maybe somebody has a spread sheet tattooed on their ass! I wonder if it's silk or cotton? Like out of a medicine bottle? plastic, or the old glass ones? glass. Like, nuclear melted sand in the state of New Mexico. Don't get me wrong, some parts of the state are beautiful. but they have the highest DUI rate in the nation.

HOw the hell is that for the tourism board? "Hey ya'll, come to our state, you can drink and drive, our citizens do, and most of them don't have a license!" Funny, my first driver's license was from that state. And I've never even been there for more than a month. month. moons. Why is it that every culture used to have different measurements for weight, length, and such, but we all ended up with minutes seconds and hours for time? Oh yeah. back to that. 12 hours and shit. Paying bills and making more dough for the boss. Now how the hell did I get back to that?

Surrealistic Ramblings of the Sleep Deprived.

bulletsinmyhead · 07-29-2006, 03:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alaizabel Cray

That is pretty violent for little kids. Not any less violent than all the nursery rhymes they memorize though. I mean, Jack split his head wide open and Jill "tumbled after", presumably to the same fate; Humpty Dumpty died in an unfortunate wall accident; Goldilocks got eaten by bears; Little Red Riding Hood had to witness a wolf being cut open while still alive and her grandmother being pulled out of it's stomach by a lumberjack who probably had very dirty hands; the maid, I think it was, in Sing a Song of Sixpence, got her nose eaten by crows who had been roasted alive in a pie; Peter Pumpkin Eater's wife was held hostage in a hollowed-out pumpkin for the rest of her life, etc. etc. etc.

True, very true.