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Pyre · 01-14-2007, 10:58 AM

I have blood on my arms. . .
It doesn't belond to me. . .
I have no idea when or how it got there; I didn't notice it until I went to bed early this morning x.x
I also have a scratch on the side of my butt that seemed to get there late last night, but I have NO idea where that came from, or when I got it.
Wtf, guys? One of these days I am going to be sitting here with my bowels in my hands thinking "How the hell did this happen. . . ?"
Maybe I should take a shower >_>

Delicate_Torture · 01-14-2007, 11:04 AM

So.. I bought a kinky book from Amazon.com for my girlfriend, Tracey, for Christmas. It was meant to be shipped to Tracey's mother's house in New York while we were there. It of course ran late and we missed it, but her mother knew that it was coming and is very open minded... however, the mother of the 16 year old boy that received the book while expecting the computer game he ordered was not so open minded when her kid ripped open the box to discover the BDSM novel I had ordered.

Oopsies.

The moral for all of you parents out there?

Don't let your kids open the packages unless you packed them yourself.

DarkHeartedDemoness · 01-14-2007, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by maggot

It's my birthday today!

Gimme a pony. :P

ACTUALLY!
Gimme 30-eye knee-length combat boots. :P

So, here's a weird coincidence...

It's JP's birthday today.

Delicate_Torture · 01-14-2007, 11:09 AM

If it is still the 14th where you all are (it is the morning of the 15th in Australia now...) then it is my birthday there as well.

Pyre · 01-14-2007, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Delicate_Torture

If it is still the 14th where you all are (it is the morning of the 15th in Australia now...) then it is my birthday there as well.

Happy (late) birthday, you oldie.

Delicate_Torture · 01-14-2007, 11:59 AM

LOL

I am an oldie. I can't believe that I'm 33 now. Jesus, that means that I've been a goth longer than a LOT of people here have been alive.

Thank you for the Birthday wishes.

An Eccentric Cellist · 01-14-2007, 12:01 PM

Happy Birthday to JP, maggot, and belated birthday to Delicate_Torture.

HumanePain · 01-14-2007, 12:04 PM

Happy Birthday Maggot! You're just a pup!

And Happy Birthday to you too Delicate Torture! If you are an oldie, then I am a fossil!

Who is JP? O.o

Paper_Wings · 01-14-2007, 12:14 PM

Happy Birthday to everyone who has or has had a birthday recently! I hope it's fun and joyfull! My birthday's not until March though.:P I'm still very young.

honeythorn · 01-14-2007, 12:17 PM

I am making candles.....and a mess

Happy birthday to all who have one today/yesterday.

Delicate_Torture · 01-14-2007, 12:19 PM

Thankyou for the Happy Birthdays, all. I did have a great day. I spent ages talking to my best friend and I had an afternoon nap, I played with my ferrets and I wore a tiara around the house all day. Now THAT is what I call a fabulous birthday.

I have to ask, HumanePain... how old is your fossillity?

HumanePain · 01-14-2007, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Delicate_Torture

Thankyou for the Happy Birthdays, all. I did have a great day. I spent ages talking to my best friend and I had an afternoon nap, I played with my ferrets and I wore a tiara around the house all day. Now THAT is what I call a fabulous birthday.

I have to ask, HumanePain... how old is your fossillity?

I have been around the sun, oh, about fifty plus times...whoops, here comes another revolution! Same sun, different galactic background. I just blink and time flies by...(slips into a senile dream of the rotary dial phones and 25 cent/gallon gasoline in youth...)

An Eccentric Cellist · 01-14-2007, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by HumanePain

Happy Birthday Maggot! You're just a pup!

And Happy Birthday to you too Delicate Torture! If you are an oldie, then I am a fossil!

Who is JP? O.o

DHD don't mean to butt in, but JP is DHD's significant other.

DarkHeartedDemoness · 01-14-2007, 12:39 PM

Thanks, hun. I don't check this thread much, so I probably wouldn't have caught that question.

Sorry, HP. I forget there are so many new people... I'll make myself more clear in the future. Didn't mean to confuse anyone or leave anyone out.

Pyre · 01-14-2007, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by HumanePain

I have been around the sun, oh, about fifty plus times...whoops, here comes another revolution! Same sun, different galactic background. I just blink and time flies by...(slips into a senile dream of the rotary dial phones and 25 cent/gallon gasoline in youth...)

I love rotary phone dials, haha.

Paper_Wings · 01-14-2007, 01:20 PM

I don't think I have asked this before and I didn't want to start a whole thread on it so I'll just post it here. Anyways, I was just curious if any of you belonged to the SCA, It's a group people who get together and reanact the Medieval days and bring back the ages from 650 to some other date I cannot remember. I'm pretty sure that it happens all around the world and I know it's in the states. If you are, let me know and maybe I'll see you at an event or something.

If you aren't, you should look into it. It's loads of fun and you get to meet tons of people there. I just went to Clintin last summer and I believe there were a couple thousend people there. the events happen all around the world and it's a blast.

Pyre · 01-14-2007, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Paper_Wings

I don't think I have asked this before and I didn't want to start a whole thread on it so I'll just post it here. Anyways, I was just curious if any of you belonged to the SCA, It's a group people who get together and reanact the Medieval days and bring back the ages from 650 to some other date I cannot remember. I'm pretty sure that it happens all around the world and I know it's in the states. If you are, let me know and maybe I'll see you at an event or something.

If you aren't, you should look into it. It's loads of fun and you get to meet tons of people there. I just went to Clintin last summer and I believe there were a couple thousend people there. the events happen all around the world and it's a blast.

For anyone who wanted to know more on the topic as I did, the link is >here<.

DarkHeartedDemoness · 01-14-2007, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Paper_Wings

I don't think I have asked this before and I didn't want to start a whole thread on it so I'll just post it here. Anyways, I was just curious if any of you belonged to the SCA, It's a group people who get together and reanact the Medieval days and bring back the ages from 650 to some other date I cannot remember. I'm pretty sure that it happens all around the world and I know it's in the states. If you are, let me know and maybe I'll see you at an event or something.

If you aren't, you should look into it. It's loads of fun and you get to meet tons of people there. I just went to Clintin last summer and I believe there were a couple thousend people there. the events happen all around the world and it's a blast.

Is this about the yearbook censorship thing?

DarkHeartedDemoness · 01-14-2007, 01:52 PM

http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/n...-enactors.html

(The article I'm referring to above)

Sorry, it doesn't belong here. I'm going to stick it in "News".

Delicate_Torture · 01-14-2007, 02:34 PM

I was a part of the SCA when I was at University.

It is a world-wide thing. I went to Sydney Uni in Australia.

HumanePain · 01-14-2007, 02:52 PM

I wonder where disorder has gone? Seems like a while since she has posted...

Pyre · 01-14-2007, 06:00 PM

I was trying to light a candle in the living room with a match, but because of the angle at which I was holding the match the flame burned my thumb and nail. My nail turned black and crusted on the tip, so I scratched it off. Then, it was this weird white colour. I trimmed it with some scissors (first thing that I saw), but it smells terrible! I should stop sniffing it xD I wonder if this is what burnt hair smells like? They are made from the same thing. . . ::rubs chin::

HumanePain · 01-14-2007, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Pyre

I was trying to light a candle in the living room with a match, but because of the angle at which I was holding the match the flame burned my thumb and nail. My nail turned black and crusted on the tip, so I scratched it off. Then, it was this weird white colour. I trimmed it with some scissors (first thing that I saw), but it smells terrible! I should stop sniffing it xD I wonder if this is what burnt hair smells like? They are made from the same thing. . . ::rubs chin::

You don't have to take your name seriously just to impress us, Pyre.

LaBelleDameSansMerci · 01-14-2007, 06:51 PM

Wow. I think my worst burn was when I tried to use this blackfly-afterbite-contraption, which was basically a small incandescent bulb behind a screen, the theory being that the heat would kill any poison in the bite and make the itch go away. My aunt, who owned the thing, told me to hold it on until I couldn't stand the pain anymore, and then take it off. 20 minutes later, I discovered that I had burnt a hole in my leg where the blackfly bite used to be.

But it did make the itch go away.

Pyre · 01-14-2007, 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by LaBelleDameSansMerci

Wow. I think my worst burn was when I tried to use this blackfly-afterbite-contraption, which was basically a small incandescent bulb behind a screen, the theory being that the heat would kill any poison in the bite and make the itch go away. My aunt, who owned the thing, told me to hold it on until I couldn't stand the pain anymore, and then take it off. 20 minutes later, I discovered that I had burnt a hole in my leg where the blackfly bite used to be.

But it did make the itch go away.

Hahaha, good job.

My worst burn was from boiling water. My arm was scabbed over for weeks. It was my entire arm from the elbow to the wrist. Terrible experience. Yet, I am without scars. . .

And silly Humane, I didn't name myself after THAT kind of pyre :P Though, of course, everyone thinks so regardless.