the Corrupted Wishes game - Page 59

Darkbender423 · 09-26-2006, 04:20 PM

Granted but you end up sleeping thorough you only chance to make love to three women at once and they give you a make over as a form of revenge.

I wish I had a new keyboard.

Dark_love_2008 · 09-30-2006, 12:45 PM

Granted* Now everytime you type something in, your computer crashes.

I wish the principal of my school wasn't who he is.

c130 · 09-30-2006, 12:56 PM

Granted. Now he has multiple personalities and is totally unpredictable.

I wish my pizza wasn't lukewarm. >_>

Darkbender423 · 09-30-2006, 10:36 PM

granted but now the delivery guy brings only day old pizza

I wish i had a bus

BlackButterfly · 09-30-2006, 11:35 PM

Granted... but it's a bus that runs like crap and it's full of unruly high school students who can't remember where they live...

I wish I had the skills (and time) to write and illustrate a really great graphic novel...

c130 · 10-01-2006, 01:16 AM

(Me too, hehe)
Granted, but your graphic novel's so popular you get dragged into a contract to single-handedly make another fifty in time for Christmas.

I wish... umm, I wish I could think of something to wish for.

Dizzy1313 · 10-01-2006, 06:53 AM

Granted. But then you take all of your wishes for granted.

I wish that people would turn off the lights when they leave a room.

Darkbender423 · 10-01-2006, 01:01 PM

Granted but they leave you sitting in the dark all the time and you have to get up and turn the light back on.

I wish I could travel around the world

Dizzy1313 · 10-01-2006, 02:24 PM

Granted. But you end up living in grungy, random hostels, listening to random strangers snore all night long, having to shower in grungy showers with at least five peoples' hair in the drain (and never having all of the bathing accoutrements you with you could have-- you left your shower gel in the last hostel, and someone just stole your loofah), never being in one place long enough to form a lasting relationship, eating Ramen four nights per week... welcome to my life.

I wish the Finnish migration board would hurry up with my residence permit so I could get a permanent place to live.

c130 · 10-01-2006, 03:04 PM

Granted, but the only place you can get is on the top floor of a thirty-storey apartment block, the lift never works, and blood from an unidentifiable source is splattered over the walls outside your door...

I wish I could remember what I was meant to do for college tomorrow.

DarkHeartedDemoness · 10-01-2006, 03:30 PM

Oh! I think I could like this game!!

Granted: you remember what you were meant to do, but unfortunately it's an 8 page paper. No problem, you think. You'll just stay up late to do it. Soon, it's 4am and you're halfway through page 7, and you can almost taste its completion. Suddenly, you hear something hit your window. You go to the window, and it's just another drunk bastard throwing shit at it. He spots you and shouts "Hey! ....whazzat?" You're sleep deprived and so close to completing your paper, you just can't help being just a bit more peeved than you'd usually be. Still, against your better judgement, you say nothing back and just silently give him the finger before going back to work. Unfortunately for you, he's just sober enough to be able to count to your window, and pretty soon there's a banging on your door. You can tell from the smell wafting in from under the door (vomit and cheap beer) that it's him. You realize that last time you ran to the bathroom, in your sleep-deprived haze, you forgot to lock the door behind you. Just as you get up to lock the door, he figures that out as well. He comes barrelling into your room and starts swinging at you. He's too drunk to have very good aim, but he manages a lucky punch hits your temple. You die instantly, and he goes to prison for manslaughter.

Wow, that was kind of a long granting...

Anyway, this is the part where I get to make a wish:
I wish I had enough money to get to my boyfriend's parents' house AND to buy his father a birthday gift.

Dizzy1313 · 10-01-2006, 03:42 PM

You make it there with the perfect gift, and a homemade cake to boot. But when you walk in the house, you find that your bf's little niece has massacred everyone and is feasting on their entrails.
Sorry... I should'nt have gone there. But I did.

I wish I could travel back in time to hear what peoples' accents sounded like in the 1800s.

c130 · 10-01-2006, 04:32 PM

Granted. Turns out their accents are exactly the same as present-day accents. When you decide to return home, you witness your time machine explode when a group of people crowd around it wondering what it is and accidentally press the "Self Destruct" button. Out of utter co-incidence, your great-great-great-great grandfather is killed in the blast, and you instantly wink out of existence.

I wish I wasn't allergic to soap. *rubs sore hands*

Dizzy1313 · 10-01-2006, 05:00 PM

(poor you... ouch) Granted. But in your new-found zeal for washing your hands, you fall into an obsessive-compulsive frenzy which makes it impossible for you to ever leave the house again. So you are forced to just wash your hands and watch MTV for the rest of your days. And neither Jessica Simpson nor that chick who ripped off the Soft Cell song are going to go away.

I wish I could get over this flu so I could go outside tomorrow.

darkness-creepshow · 10-01-2006, 05:16 PM

Granted. You go outside and find that people are walking funny and are hunching over and mouning, one trys to take a bite out of your leg and you try to get back inside the house but the doors are locked and the zombie bites your hand. You slowly die and turn into the living dead.

I wish i was at a gothic cathedral.

roserougesang · 10-02-2006, 04:24 AM

Granted. You are at a gothic cathedral. The problem is, there is intensive work being done on the cathedral and the scaffolding is very rickety. The scaffolding collapses on top of you and crushes you to a pulp.

I wish walls could talk

Slap Your Love · 10-02-2006, 05:07 AM

Granted, you get the money however when buying the presents the clerk finds out that it's counterfit and the police arrest you and you get a harsh sentence of 25 to life because the judge was in a bad mood when he was ruleing your case in court.

I wish that all my blacks would stop fadeing.

PersephoneX · 10-02-2006, 10:29 PM

granted they will never fade, but they begin to turn a charming shade of magenta as they age...

i wish that it was weekend and i missed the perfomance counselling meeting at work....

Crimson_Terror · 10-03-2006, 03:00 AM

Granted, you missed the performance councelling meeting at work... because you had a stroke, leaving you with perminent brain damage, and you had to stay in the hospital thought the weekend.

I wish I had studied more for that Geometry quiz. *sigh*

PersephoneX · 10-03-2006, 04:48 AM

granted, you had studied more...but still failed...

i wish i had a bottle of gin....

*i'm already brain damaged

Slap Your Love · 10-03-2006, 05:50 AM

Granted, you have your gin you drink it and it tastes like perfume, that's enough punishment just drinking the stuff. >.>

I wish I my gf would stop being angry with me. -.-

cradle · 10-03-2006, 05:16 PM

granted, but the only reason shes not angry anymore is because she had sex...and not with you XD.

I wish I didn't have to go to the vice principals office tomorrow.

Inky · 10-03-2006, 05:37 PM

You don't have to go to his office at all tomorrow... because he's just moved into your house!

I wish I could stop worrying about crap and just lie in bed all day.

darkness-creepshow · 10-03-2006, 08:40 PM

Not Granted. -.-

I wish i had crow cloths

PersephoneX · 10-03-2006, 09:34 PM

granted by they disintegrate if you touch them....

i wish i had a big fat slice of chocolate cake...and some vodka to wash it down...