the Corrupted Wishes game - Page 61

Alaizabel Cray · 09-18-2006, 09:31 PM

Granted! However, this mesans you can't get a job anywhere and you aren't allowed to live off of welfare, so you die a starving homeless person whom no one would feed because they all thought you were one of those ridiculous fakes who just want the free stuffs.

I wish that the wildfire would keep going so I could stay out of practice for the netx few days, and also that no one would get hurt in the fire and no more than a few more acres would burn, I just want it to keep burning where it is even if the brush runs out, let the dirt burn or something.

Dark_love_2008 · 09-19-2006, 11:29 AM

Granted* How ever when the dirt burns, Toxic fumes are released into the air. Though noone dies from it, the people of your area are mutated greatly and the town is sealed off from the rest of the world forever.

I wish that my ex boyfreind would be more freindly to me.

Delkaetre · 09-19-2006, 02:43 PM

He is. He is so friendly that in a protective fit he drives off al who are close to you, becoming a stalker and eventually kidnapping you.

I wish that I had a nice set of goblets of dark glass.

Malady · 09-19-2006, 02:50 PM

Granted. But you drop them.

I wish I didn't have to take spanish to graduate.

Delkaetre · 09-19-2006, 02:53 PM

Granted. You must now take an even more difficult ancient Mesopotamian dialect that makes it far more difficult to graduate and provides you with no useful skills for later life.

She_Is_My_Sin · 09-19-2006, 02:56 PM

I wish this uncomfortable booger was out of my nose. It just won't budge & it hurts!

Alaizabel Cray · 09-19-2006, 06:32 PM

Granted. However, a large boulder somehow manages to take the booger's place. Owch.

I wish I could sleep in tomorrow.

Slap Your Love · 09-20-2006, 05:49 AM

Granted, You sleep in, and while in deep sleep you forget about your breakfast cooking on the stove top and it starts a fire in the kitchen and before you know it your entire house is aflame.

I wish I could learn how to read minds. Especially that of my gf. >.>

ViciouslyBeautiful · 09-20-2006, 02:24 PM

Hey, have you not seen how tortured Mel Gibson was??

Fine, you can read minds now, and people read yours too.

Forgot to write mine.

I wish my internet usage quota was bigger.

Slap Your Love · 09-21-2006, 05:25 AM

Granted, all of your time now is on the internet and nothing else, no food, no drink, no bathroom. Therefore you die from malnutrition or Dehydration, whichever comes first.

I wish I could move to Budapest.

PoupeeCelestia · 09-21-2006, 05:40 PM

Oh, you know what? I actually have heared about a guy who died because he spent so much time in front of the computer...O,O...nevermind.
Ok, so you want to move to Budapest? Don`t ask how, but MTV`s is going to make his awards at Budapest, so as always, they make a contest and you will two entries. One for you, the second one for your stuff. On the way, the airplane...gets attacked by an unknow military force. However, you just DIE.

Mmm...I wish I could find a nice guide of selfesteem on internet....

angel011 · 09-22-2006, 03:32 AM

You find the guide, but it's in a language you don't understand and nobody seems to be able to help you.

I wish the cut on my leg would heal faster, it's boring me.

c130 · 09-22-2006, 03:42 AM

It heals but leaves a hideous scar in the shape of George Bush's face.

I wish I had a chequebook. >_<

Child_of_Fury · 09-22-2006, 04:06 AM

You get a chequebook and you spend all your money and they put you in jail because of it. Your jailmate is the classical ye-average psycho who has always wanted to get a jailmate to play with. 9_9

I wish one of my 'friends' would stop bothering me.

Slap Your Love · 09-22-2006, 05:38 AM

Granted, This 'friend' stops bothering you and somehow befriend George Bush instead and good olde' George gets so agrivated by this friend he launches a series nuclear warheads at the one person while still targeting the Untire United States killing everyone. Oh I sure do I wish I could have moved to Budapest. o.0

I wish I could afford the dye I need to dye my hair again. -.-

PoupeeCelestia · 09-23-2006, 11:36 AM

Granted. But!, your hair falls...

I wish we could have smilies here...=(

Splintered · 09-23-2006, 03:30 PM

Granted, but the next day someone will post in every topic of every forum, with a massive amount of smilies, that will crash any browser.

I wish I had a Macbook. They're so sexy.

Darkbender423 · 09-23-2006, 04:32 PM

Granted....One of the missing government laptops shows up on your doorstep, containing data you can use to blackmail all your neighbors.

I wish I had the answer to end all the suffering in the world.

PoupeeCelestia · 09-23-2006, 07:43 PM

Oh dear...you become a saint. So, the Church seeks for you and nails you after using torture to make you spit salvation.

I wish the dogs couldn´t pee and poop on the rug...

unedifying · 09-23-2006, 07:45 PM

Granted. They pee and poop on your bed now.

I wish my gums would stop hurting. (That dentist really fucked me up.)

Diana · 09-23-2006, 09:43 PM

Granted. But the only way to stop your gums from hurting is to have a dentist pull all your teeth out.

I wish my lil brother would die.

Crimson_Terror · 09-24-2006, 04:36 AM

Granted, but your little brother is...well, dead.

I wish my little brother wasn't dead.

unedifying · 09-24-2006, 06:21 AM

Granted. he comes back to life and annoys you so much that you make him bite the curb.

He's dead again now.

I wish I didn't have to go to church in twenty minutes...x.X

PoupeeCelestia · 09-24-2006, 06:50 AM

Oh O,O...I´m just dressing out for church too...=S...I don´t really like mine´s....
Ok, granted. Your parents decide to go and eat ice cream. But bad luck, yours was poisoned and you die.

I wish there was a way to make black walls not-black again...

Darkbender423 · 09-24-2006, 09:14 AM

Granted...you get ten gallons of hot pink pant and your room looks like pepto-bismol.

I wish I had a mistress