INTRODUCING: Me!

X_xkillmewithwords · 09-09-2006, 08:27 PM

Greetings one and all! My name is Red! (I do not go by my username as it is a gay thing to be called by someone over and over again.) Have joined this here community in hopes to find "goths" who do not compare to those who call themselves thus at my school. ANd I mean you sappy idioticb "OH! I am soooo alone, NO ONE understands the pain in my dark soul. I will go off, insert my fake fangs and suck the blood of innocents", sorts. I refuse to talk to you. I am here because I want to talk about music, I want to read INTERESTING stories and I want to get away from idiots. If you fall under the IDIOT catergory, please go away before I shoot you.

I love you all,
Nurse Red

Godslayer Jillian · 09-09-2006, 10:14 PM

You "love us all"?
Kid, you are no one to judge us as idiots.
There are only two ways to categorize someone as idiot 'round here:
1) by popular vote.
2) because I decided the guy was an idiot.
Not, we're not mopey stereotypes.
And don't worry, we don't have black souls; mainly because most of us sold them to be cool.(and be able to buy our favorite outfit)
Just one reminder... Do not use the word "gay" as a derrogative term.

PoupeeCelestia · 09-10-2006, 08:12 AM

Jilli is a good judge, but don´t worry Red, he tends to be hard most of the times (speaking by experience).
So why don´t you talk more about yourself?, we alredy know you are here to find real people (all of us are here for that too...i guess...).

Don´t you give to stupid people the pleasure of death

and welcome.

X_xkillmewithwords · 09-17-2006, 03:17 PM

Oh ho! But I never said ANYONE in particular was this way, you even REPLYING to those comments show that you think of yourself in that manner. And besides, I AM here to talk to people who see themselves as an original work, not some advant grade run-off. I simply don't like those sorts around me. I NEVER HAVE. But I'm pretty much that way because I am mentally screwed that way. And popular vote doesn't work with me because I like the whole dictartorship ideal, (if I or one of my closest are in charge) and I can't use "happy" (as in happy stupid, like my pets) as a derogative term?? I DO NOT use gay to mean homosexual as that is stupid! Nor do I use the term fag(got) to mean homosexual,(fags are cigarettes not people, just like rubber is not a condum{sp?}). It just doesn't work that way with me. But anyways, now that all said and done, I find you interesting, both of you, lets talk more often.

Love,
Red

Godslayer Jillian · 09-17-2006, 03:21 PM

I see you have the same mentality about me on popular vote, but as you see, the place is already taken.
It makes me gay to know that you do know the definition of gay. But that's not the evident (wether true or not) use of that word in your first post, ergo, the cause of my reply.

Splintered · 09-17-2006, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by X_xkillmewithwords

I AM here to talk to people who see themselves as an original work, not some advant grade run-off.

But...
Doesn't...
Everyone...
Who thinks like what you're describing...
Think they're original?
O.o

X_xkillmewithwords · 09-17-2006, 03:52 PM

Well... My animals are both happy, but stupid, so I use Gay alot to describe them. That's why I use it like that. I apologize if it offended you, but either way I will probably use it again in the same terms. And, Yes EVERY ONE thinks they are original, but most of the time they're not.

Godslayer Jillian · 09-17-2006, 03:54 PM

The only original thing left to do anymore in this world is sacrifice oneself in the name of the Easter bunny.

X_xkillmewithwords · 09-17-2006, 03:58 PM

AH!!! Noooo! Not the Bunny! TT^TT Why the bunny?

BlackButterfly · 09-17-2006, 04:03 PM

Ah, Jillian, a paradox...

If someone sacrifices himself in the name of the Easter Bunny now, it may be because you have put that idea out into the universe, thereby making it unoriginal because you already thought of it...

Godslayer Jillian · 09-17-2006, 04:10 PM

Ranting time:

What kind of pot-head came and put a chocolate-laying pink bunny as the main character in the same days that Jesus died and came to life??
From defying life, to a bunny drag-queen that thinks life gives a damn about him.

What
the
Fuck?

Also...

SANTA CLAUS

Why does everyone love Santa?

He's a more than a century-old pervert!

"Behave, because Santa is watching you." Forgive my lack of common parental skills, but since when is teaching your kids to obey a fat old guy that has a red velvet fetish a good thing?

Pardon my lack of confidence for this legendary figure, but I sure as hell won't be asking for toys from a guy that likes children under twelve sitting on his lap. God knows what he will want in return!

And, what does he do with his elves during the other 364 days of the year?
Isn't it weird that he chose his HQ to be in the North Pole? Away from any legal authority.
And, why are all elves dwarves??
Is winter season not enough for him to satisfy his fantasies, that he needs an army of child-sized people in his house every day of the year?

X_xkillmewithwords · 09-17-2006, 04:19 PM

Santa is a child-molester, THAT Is why he lets children sit on his lap. And those elves are secretly his SEX SLAVES!!! He loves small people.... O.o

BlackButterfly · 09-17-2006, 04:49 PM

um... ick.

I have always thought the EXACT SAME THING about the damned Easter Bunny.

As for the Santa thing, it started out as a really good idea. An old man (wearing a fur-lined red velvet CAPE instead of a suit) who was to represent one of the Magi who brought gifts to baby Jesus at his birth. It somehow evolved into a pedophiliac personification of greed. I like the original idea - the modern one disgusts me...

HumanePain · 09-17-2006, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Godslayer Jillian

Ranting time:

What kind of pot-head came and put a chocolate-laying pink bunny as the main character in the same days that Jesus died and came to life??
From defying life, to a bunny drag-queen that thinks life gives a damn about him.

What
the
Fuck?

Also...

SANTA CLAUS

Why does everyone love Santa?

Now Godslayer, I thought you were going to be a Marketing Major, so you should know darn well why there is an Easter freakin' bunny!

I hear they are working on a mascot for April Fool's day...

X_xkillmewithwords · 09-17-2006, 05:11 PM

Actually, Santa is based on the catholic ledgend of St. Nichols (Nickolas for thoses in need of English versions of names), who would drop monies down the chimney of poor young women for their dowries. He was never a MAgi, if he was why would peoples call him "St. Nick?"

Splintered · 09-17-2006, 05:47 PM

I was always told that there was a German Myth of some guy who'd bring a little demon along, and then the demon would throw people into the bag, and kill them. >.>

That sounds Christmasy enough.

BlackButterfly · 09-17-2006, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by X_xkillmewithwords

He was never a Magi, if he was why would peoples call him "St. Nick?"

I heard the same kind of story, but instead of poor women, it was the children of poor families, the children representing the baby Jesus... I wasn't saying he WAS a magi, but he was sort of roleplaying as an homage to represent them. I forgot the original name or the person, but it wasn't Nicholas verbatim, it was a similar name.