the Corrupted Wishes game - Page 66

Aaroneet · 06-27-2007, 10:08 AM

Granted, but you wind up leaving all of your friends behind, who, in turn, never talk to you again.

I wish I didn't become so apathetic.

bleedingheart344 · 06-27-2007, 10:32 AM

Granted, you are no longer apathetic, but rather express so deep a level of caring that it scares all who see you.
I wish I knew what manga to buy.

Aaroneet · 06-27-2007, 10:42 AM

Granted, but you would spend so much time reading it that your life would dissipate before your eyes.

I wish that what was fictional could collide with what is real.

Cyntrox · 06-27-2007, 10:56 AM

Granted. They crash, then the fuel tank of what is real catches fire and blows it all to hell Hollywood-style.

I wish I was in better shape...

Breathless Horror · 06-27-2007, 11:01 AM

Granted. You become so strong that you accidentally throw a barbell and slay a friend.

I wish I could move out of my parents house.

Aaroneet · 06-27-2007, 11:03 AM

Granted, but then you lose complete contact with them.

I wish that the world lacked ignorance.

bleedingheart344 · 06-27-2007, 11:09 AM

Granted, but then everyone would become too intelligent and there would be no one to make fun of.

I wish I was at the movies now.

Aaroneet · 06-27-2007, 11:12 AM

Granted, but the movie you saw would be so petrifying it would make you never want to leave your house again.

I wish I didn't have to watch ESPN right now...

bleedingheart344 · 06-27-2007, 11:32 AM

Granted, but there's always different sports channels.

I wish my dreamcast emulator would save with Sonic.

Aaroneet · 06-27-2007, 11:58 AM

Granted, but now it only saves with Sonic.

I wish I had more to wish for.

Romantic Raven · 06-27-2007, 12:12 PM

Granted, but then you have anything you could possibly wish for. Eventually, you get bored and commit suicide.

I wish it weren't so hot outside.

Aaroneet · 06-27-2007, 03:47 PM

Granted, but you went bankrupt off of buying your summer clothes.

I wish I didn't have to go to an orientation today.

Corpsey · 06-27-2007, 04:55 PM

You can't go to it, because this crazy German punk band called Die Toten Hosen comes in and crashes your orientation day roads, making it impossible to get there! This is awesome! Die Toten Hosen start singing a bunch of awesome cheerful German songs from therir road stage, and some random punk comes out of nowhere and flying tackles you into a snake pit. Seeing as you fell on your back, you're pretty much screwed. You wake up three hours later, sore, bruised and with three ribs broken. You vow never to listen to alternative music again, a tragic loss.

I wish broadband bandwidths got extended! I'm shittedly pissed off at short bandwidths!

Lucretia_my_Reflection · 06-27-2007, 04:57 PM

Granted but you will get bored and lack soical skills. i wish i could afford new rocks le sigh...

bleedingheart344 · 06-27-2007, 05:22 PM

Granted. You can, you literally have a pile of rocks outside waiting for you.
I wish that wasn't such a stupid pun.

Corpsey · 06-27-2007, 05:30 PM

Indeed, it becomes a Ryuzaki pun. Unfortunately because nobody understand's the genius in the pun because it's coming from Ryuzaki... the best pun seen on gothic.net get's lost and forgotten.

I wish I could start wearing purple every day.

Edward Strange · 06-27-2007, 05:42 PM

You suddenly age several decades until you are 60, the socially acceptable age to start wearing purple everyday in noticable quantities.

I wish I was born a woman!

Aaroneet · 06-27-2007, 05:44 PM

Granted, but all of your tastes would change because of your estrogen increase.

I wish this was all a dream.

biohazard · 06-27-2007, 06:30 PM

Granted, but now you can never wake up from your dream and it basically becomes your reality.

I wish I had more posts.

Aaroneet · 06-27-2007, 06:38 PM

Granted, but in order to obtain more posts, you would need to practically live on Gnet, distancing you forever from your family and friends.

I wish I could find what I've been looking for.

Ishkabibble · 06-27-2007, 06:55 PM

Granted, you find it. It was hiding in your closet all the time. You're happily dancing in your living room for finding it, but a truck drives into your living room, crushing down what you had so wholeheartedly, lost and found.

I wish I was hungry.

Edward Strange · 06-27-2007, 07:47 PM

The hunger takes the form of the Zombie/Vampire/Ghoul Hunger, you kill and consume your family in an orgy of blood and terror.

I wish I had a time machine.

Sobeh · 06-27-2007, 08:18 PM

you already do. too bad fluffykins the cat jumped inside, landed on the control panel, and vanished inside it, forever depriving you of its use. there's also no way to know what, if anything, has changed. this turmoil eventually leads to your suicide, moments before fluffykins returns with a much-improved cybernetic brain, and opposable thumbs, who then revives your corpse and uses it as a sort of camouflage to, ultimately, destroy humanity. way to fucking go.

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i wish i had an authentic inner peace. do your worst :O

Corpsey · 06-28-2007, 01:19 AM

Authentic inner peace, eh? Hmmmmmm I can work with that.

After a while of great thought and many attempts to gain inner peace, you soon learn how to do so; through the tranquillity of listening to Depeche Mode. There's just something about the singer's voice that radiates through your mind and down your spine that allows you to get blissful and almost immediate inner peace after listening to a few vibrant notes from any Depeche Mode song. Because of this, you start to vote for Depeche Mode in the battle of the bands. You almost get it to there, and then, 58! You almost have the chance to hall of fame it but.... an annoying young man comes along and reduces it to 56... Then 54... Slowly but surely, Depeche Mode's points start to whittle down as enthusiasm for such an action builds. Until one day, after many vain attempts to hall of fame them, they hit ZERO and are replaced by some unknown band. This devastates you. You cannot understand how DM could get such an unglorified defeat. Thus, whenever you start to engross in your attempts to re-attain your inner peace, this thought pops up. You can't shake it, however trivial it may seem at some points. In the end, you give up ever searching for inner peace.

There, that should suit and amuse.

I wish I could go eat some chocolate ice cream with a friend on the mountain skiing in a place where avalanches and sudden skiing accidents never occur and have a sinnister day.

Renatus · 06-28-2007, 03:05 AM

Granted but suddenly everything Al Gore says becomes natural law and global warming takes effect melting all the snow and ice cream. You drown in the river that is formed by the melting snow.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajpDE...x=2&playnext=1 DEPECHE MODE!!

I wish that it was legal for me to kill certain lying basterds.