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12-05-2006, 07:38 PM
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#151
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: St. Louis
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Because Jesus said so.
Why are tight leather pants associated with both black metal and gay stippers?
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12-05-2006, 07:49 PM
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#152
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Athens, GA
Posts: 1,696
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Everyone knows that gay strippers are black metalists in disguise! Or is it vice versa? Hmm. . .
Why do I feel really dizzy right now?
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"Don't ever let anybody teach you to think, Lance: it is the curse of the world." - King Arthur in T.H. White's The Once And Future King
"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you" The Bible (Matthew 7:12)
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12-28-2006, 04:08 PM
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#153
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: the eternal suburbs
Posts: 654
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You did before you were born, but your mother was so intent on having a girl that her immune system attacked it, and sadly it was destroyed.
Where does the hair used to make wigs come from?
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According to an article in USA Today, children from single parent homes have much better verbal skills than children from two parent homes. However, children from two parent homes are far superior at bitterly sarcastic repertoire.
I'd love to see crowds of kids running away from a greased naked guy with Jesus hair.--c130
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12-28-2006, 04:50 PM
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#154
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Posts: 5
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It grows on so-called hair-trees and is gathered by little lice in summer (best vintage: 1969).
Why do tights just get holes if you don't want them to get holes?
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12-28-2006, 04:51 PM
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#155
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: U.K
Posts: 1,858
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They're airholes so your legs can breathe.
How do they make cheese?
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12-28-2006, 04:58 PM
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#156
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: the eternal suburbs
Posts: 654
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Silly girl, cheese is not made. It is carefully extracted from the ore mined on the moon!
Where does the wax in the candles go when they burn?
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According to an article in USA Today, children from single parent homes have much better verbal skills than children from two parent homes. However, children from two parent homes are far superior at bitterly sarcastic repertoire.
I'd love to see crowds of kids running away from a greased naked guy with Jesus hair.--c130
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12-28-2006, 04:59 PM
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#157
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: U.K
Posts: 1,858
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If it's on a candle stick, the candle stick munches on it.
How far is the Sun?
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12-28-2006, 06:16 PM
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#158
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: South of the Unseelie Court
Posts: 415
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Close enough to fry your little eyeballs if you look at it.
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Because some people want to both play a violin and "compensate".
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You will pay, Jillian.
Why are violins and those who play them so high pitched a screechy?
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Some people are alive simply
because it is illegal to kill them.
~ A wise old bumpersticker
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12-28-2006, 11:53 PM
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#159
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Your back pocket!
Posts: 347
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because Betty Boop finds them a great hiding place from the anti-helium baloon air crafts of ferrity doomness.....of dOoM. O.o
Why are we given names when we are born?
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that ...
Author: George Carlin
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12-29-2006, 05:11 AM
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#160
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: South of the Unseelie Court
Posts: 415
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Because the big super computer in the sky has to have something better to refer to you than 1.111.111.111.112.
Why are the violinists so egotistical?!
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Some people are alive simply
because it is illegal to kill them.
~ A wise old bumpersticker
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12-29-2006, 06:03 AM
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#161
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: Oslo, Norway
Posts: 1,830
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Because they're the ones who always get heard through the entire orchestra, of course, and thus used to being treated as someone special so that they'll stop poking the conductor with their bows during concerts! *teehee*
How can someone's voice come through the telephone line?
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However far away I will always love you
However long I stay I will always love you
Whatever words I say I will always love you
I will always love you
- The Cure, "Love Song"
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12-29-2006, 06:16 AM
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#162
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: South of the Unseelie Court
Posts: 415
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In the lines there are tiny knomes that play a lightning fast game of telephone.
Why are elephants ears so big but eyes so small?
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Some people are alive simply
because it is illegal to kill them.
~ A wise old bumpersticker
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12-29-2006, 07:27 AM
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#163
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Scotland
Posts: 140
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Because if it was the other way around there eyes would be two big for their head and they would explode.
Why can't I stop eating chocolate?
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12-29-2006, 03:57 PM
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#164
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: the eternal suburbs
Posts: 654
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Chocolate is a drug created by men to keep women docile. If they didn't keep a constant supply available for us, then we would actually be aware enough to fulfill our true destiny: overthrowing them and becoming the supreme rulers of the world.
Now stop asking silly questions and pass some of that chocolate this way...
Why is the taste of everything compared to chicken (as in "Hmmm... tastes like chicken!")?
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According to an article in USA Today, children from single parent homes have much better verbal skills than children from two parent homes. However, children from two parent homes are far superior at bitterly sarcastic repertoire.
I'd love to see crowds of kids running away from a greased naked guy with Jesus hair.--c130
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12-29-2006, 07:42 PM
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#165
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: 750 mi north of AZ equivalent to Derry, Maine
Posts: 673
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because "chicken" is actually the only flavor we can taste, all the others are just the imaginative creations of a hopeful mind, in an attempt to break up the monotony of something we do as often as eating.
Why do Westley Snipes, Patrick Swaze, and John Liguizamo all actually make convincing, dramatic fashionistas? It's kinda freaky....... but a good movie.
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"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with catsup." - unknown
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(shouts) WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG??!!?
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Originally Posted by Beneath the Shadows
Because some people are dicks. And not everyone else is gay.
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12-30-2006, 10:56 AM
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#166
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Your back pocket!
Posts: 347
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Because they are cannibles who gain power from those of which they have eaten...O.o
why do we sharpen our pencils?
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that ...
Author: George Carlin
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12-30-2006, 11:19 AM
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#167
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Scotland
Posts: 140
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*Reluctantly passes some chocolate to BlackButterfly*
If we didn't sharpen our pencils then they would keep on growing bigger and bigger until the world was overpopulated with pencils!
Now why is it that everytime I drop toast with butter on it, it lands face down on the floor?
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12-30-2006, 11:32 AM
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#168
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Your back pocket!
Posts: 347
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Because you were cursed by the great monkey foot in the sky.
Why is it that cats meow?
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that ...
Author: George Carlin
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12-30-2006, 11:41 AM
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#169
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: 750 mi north of AZ equivalent to Derry, Maine
Posts: 673
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because speech was denied them due to their superior intellect and telepathic ability, and they were granted only a small range of sounds, most of which sound bitchy, in consequence.
why did it take so long for western culture to invent comfy bean bag chairs? at least the easterners had pillows and shit.....
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"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with catsup." - unknown
question:
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Originally Posted by Stormtrooper of Death
(shouts) WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG??!!?
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answer:
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Originally Posted by Beneath the Shadows
Because some people are dicks. And not everyone else is gay.
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12-30-2006, 11:42 AM
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#170
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Scotland
Posts: 140
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Well, years and years ago all the creatures in the world had a vote and the dogs got the bark, the cats got the meow etc
Why is it that the more drunk a person gets the more they deny that they are infact drunk?
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12-30-2006, 11:45 AM
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#171
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Georgia
Posts: 797
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Because many westerners wanted to keep the western feeling alive by keeping uncomfortable shitty wooden chairs. Untill this hippie came along after his trip to Asia. And he brought the pillow chair with him.
And then the beanbag chair came along with it.
Why is it that bill Gates has enough money to give everyone in the world one dollar, but won't?
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Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep. If I should die before I wake, I pray the Lord to tell everyone about that time at Ronnie's house when I smashed the beer bottle over my own head.
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12-30-2006, 11:47 AM
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#172
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Georgia
Posts: 797
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Well, years and years ago all the creatures in the world had a vote and the dogs got the bark, the cats got the meow etc
Why is it that the more drunk a person gets the more they deny that they are infact drunk?
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Damnit now I have to answer this and ask another question...
Because they are idiots...
Why did the weasle piss on the floor?
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Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep. If I should die before I wake, I pray the Lord to tell everyone about that time at Ronnie's house when I smashed the beer bottle over my own head.
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12-30-2006, 11:53 AM
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#173
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Scotland
Posts: 140
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Whoops sorry!
Your first question: Because if he did give everyone in the world one dollar he wouldn't have enough money to make his DIY money house where everything is made out of money.
Second question: If they didn't piss on the floor then the floor would swollow you up and you would never be seen again. So that's why you should stay away from weasles.
Why is it that one comes before two and not after it?
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12-30-2006, 12:04 PM
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#174
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: 750 mi north of AZ equivalent to Derry, Maine
Posts: 673
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because you can get two ones from two, and only one one from one, or conversely, because two ones make a two, and only one one makes a one, and if it were the other way around, you'd have to make two twos make a one, and two twos would go into a one, but if you're talking about a foursome it would make five.
why do homosexual necrophiliac ducks make scientific news?
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"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with catsup." - unknown
question:
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Originally Posted by Stormtrooper of Death
(shouts) WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG??!!?
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Originally Posted by Beneath the Shadows
Because some people are dicks. And not everyone else is gay.
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12-30-2006, 12:55 PM
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#175
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: South of the Unseelie Court
Posts: 415
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People are amazed that something would actually do what they want, not what someone/thing else wants.
Why are bases corrosive to proteins and acids to metals?
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Some people are alive simply
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~ A wise old bumpersticker
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