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Old 12-31-2006, 03:24 PM   #1
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Be buried in the same cemetery as Rozz Williams!

Rozz Williams is buried at the Hollywood Forever Cemetery:

http://www.hollywoodforever.com/FuneralHome.htm

and it is more affordable than you think!

Casket prices and descriptions (from polished stainless steel to Mahogany)
http://www.hollywoodforever.com/media/CasketPL_HFH.pdf

Services and plot prices:
http://www.hollywoodforever.com/media/GPL_HFH.pdf
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Old 12-31-2006, 04:11 PM   #2
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If I'm dead I don't care where my body will rott.
Cremation is the shit nowdays anyways.
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Old 12-31-2006, 04:14 PM   #3
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Yeah, I know, but I read a few intros by members where they described coffins that read like the ones in the PDF list I provide in the link.

So now, when they say: "I want a stainless steel casket polished to a mirror" they can read it will cost $14,000.

Some of us are interested in caskets.
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Old 12-31-2006, 08:17 PM   #4
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Oh no I love caskets.
Just not for me to die in. I plan to be made into a diamond. I would like to own a really old looking casket some day, just as a collectors item.
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Old 12-31-2006, 08:19 PM   #5
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Not a 14 thousand dollar one though, hehe.
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Old 01-01-2007, 04:48 AM   #6
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Stainless steel...MmMm, I so want to become soap when I die... Seriously, why not try to decompose and bring something back to the earth?

I want to be frozen in liquid nitrogen, shaken to dust and used as fertilizer...Or buried in a cute urn...One of two




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Old 01-02-2007, 08:09 PM   #7
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They can really make you into a soap? Wow I would like to get you as a birthday present. So I can have a real hard core wash.
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Old 01-02-2007, 09:35 PM   #8
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Cremation is it for me. Although I like the idea of me being buried in a coffin.
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Old 01-03-2007, 01:28 AM   #9
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I'd rather just be buried in the town I call "home." So I guess that means Westport, MA, even though I haven't been there in over six years.
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Old 01-03-2007, 12:50 PM   #10
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No, they don't make you into soap. Stainless steel caskets are more or less airthight, and there's a chemical reaction that transform your bodyfat into soap... But yeah, I WOULD make a good brithdaypresent
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Old 01-03-2007, 01:24 PM   #11
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Well then put a ribbon of yourself and jump into a box darlin'
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I think being made into soap would be cool.
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Old 01-03-2007, 03:48 PM   #13
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Old 01-03-2007, 04:02 PM   #14
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He he, that would be neato.
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Old 01-03-2007, 04:31 PM   #15
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I don't know about being buried in the same cemetery as Rozz. Though I love Rozz, I'd prefer to be put in a masolium in a nice, out-of-the-way cemetery in an outter suburban area. I also wish to be buried in my leather jacket with my deathhawk up. Haha.
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You're such a deathrocker Haunted
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Old 01-05-2007, 11:08 PM   #17
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I would definatly rather be buried there.
But by the time I die, many goth influences, sadly, will be dead.
And I will have many options of cemetaries.

But then again. I would like to get buried in the same cemetery as my father...
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Old 01-05-2007, 11:20 PM   #18
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Have your father relocated! :P
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Old 01-06-2007, 09:10 AM   #19
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Quote:
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Haunted soap
"Dear, where's the dead cat?"

"Uh, it's in the soap dish."

"But there's soap in the soap dish..."

"Uh, that's right dear. There's one dead cat
in every bar
of Dead Cat Soap."

"AAAAUUGH!"

(from Firesign Theatre )
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Old 01-08-2007, 06:32 PM   #20
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Or, it could go like this:

"Dear, where's the dead cat?"

"Oh right. Rozz Williams ate it."

Hahaha.
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Old 01-10-2007, 06:51 PM   #21
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hmmmm......maybe, when i have the money, i will buy an old funeral home, and live in it. like......decorate it with victorian furniture and stuff........and i can drive the hearse i dont have yet! PERFECT!!!!!!!!



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Old 01-10-2007, 06:52 PM   #22
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now who want to give me money so i can do all this?!

come on.......money




i will let you guys live in the spare rooms?




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