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01-11-2007, 03:52 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Down ze wabbit hole
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What the spork?
A brain piercing sounds rather painful if you ask me. >.<
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O loneliness, O hopelessness
To search the ends of time,
For there is in all the world
No greater love than mine.
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Rouge Z. Hatter has FINALLY returned to Gnet!
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01-11-2007, 05:38 AM
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#27
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Get a CT scan and find out
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Originally Posted by SKot
Yes, but the nickname "Dickhead" just isn't dark, scary, or Satanic enough.
Maybe if I went by xxDarkEvilDickhead666xx"?
--SKot
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Nah, just go with "Richard Cranium."
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01-11-2007, 08:30 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 1,247
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I reckon you should slice off the cartilage from your face - from the ears and nose.
That'd be pretty extreme, and it would possibly change the way you speak.
And the intermittent flow of blood and mucus would be pretty hardcore...
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Petrified for the millionth time...
Slowly my soul evaporates
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01-11-2007, 10:37 AM
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#29
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Portland, Oregon
Posts: 140
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Originally Posted by Morrigan_Dubh
I reckon you should slice off the cartilage from your face - from the ears and nose.
That'd be pretty extreme, and it would possibly change the way you speak.
And the intermittent flow of blood and mucus would be pretty hardcore...
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Ooooh, I like that. Perhaps a set of cheekbone implants to give me the total bleeding skull-like visage.
I'm sure it's totally worth it to permanently destroy my appearance for the sake of subcultural approval and to 'express my uniqueness'. I'm going to get to work on it right away!
Of course, if everyone else starts doing it then I'll have to find something even more extreme.
--SKot
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01-11-2007, 11:13 AM
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#30
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 3,421
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Don't forget to cut your lips off, too!
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You ain't no punk, you punk; you wanna talk about the real junk?
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01-11-2007, 08:35 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: elsewhere
Posts: 2,015
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Get a necklace made of your intestines that comes out of your belly, around your neck, maybe several times, and back in again. I know I'd be shocked if I saw that.
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Twinkle, twinkle, little bat
How I wonder where you're at.
Up above the world you fly
Like a tea-tray in the sky.
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01-11-2007, 08:38 PM
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#32
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Washington
Posts: 1,092
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You know, you could always express yourself through poetry or something. I mean it's not so extreme, but... you know. Amputation?
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01-11-2007, 08:42 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: elsewhere
Posts: 2,015
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But what's the point if not everyone can see it? Poetry's all well and fine, but people would have to stop and read it before they say "Oh man, that's [insert reaction here]."
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Twinkle, twinkle, little bat
How I wonder where you're at.
Up above the world you fly
Like a tea-tray in the sky.
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01-11-2007, 08:55 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: the eternal suburbs
Posts: 654
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Thoughts on reading the initial post:
"Wait... isn't that the... aaaaugh!!
::holds base of skull and performs full-body cringe/shudder::"
Thoughts after reading the rest of the thread:
"Should've known--but hey, people WILL get damn near ANYTHING pierced nowadays, so I wouldn't be surprised if someone actually tried it..."
Hmmm... you should get skull-shaped kneecap implants, and then pierce THOSE with antique door knockers!!
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01-11-2007, 10:29 PM
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#35
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Canada, BC
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God you actually had me scared for about 5 minutes in shock trying to google the 2 piercings you mentioned. Until 5 minutes later when I scrolled down to read the other posts and found out that he really was joking. I'm ready to believe anything
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01-11-2007, 11:15 PM
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#36
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: With the Zombies
Posts: 2,208
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ha ha ha!
its insane!
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It's not so much the pain
It's more the actual knife
Pretending the picture is perfect
I cut myself to sleep
I close my eyes for a second
And curse my fragile soul
I scream to hide that I'm lonely
The echo calls my name
*ANIMAL CRACKERS*
http://www.myspace.com/persephone_x
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01-12-2007, 12:46 AM
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#37
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Down ze wabbit hole
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Gah! That's the second time I've been fooled in these past two days. The second time was thanks to our dear Godslayer Jillian ¬¬
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O loneliness, O hopelessness
To search the ends of time,
For there is in all the world
No greater love than mine.
-Annie Lennox, Love Song For A Vampire-
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01-12-2007, 09:41 PM
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#38
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Canada, BC
Posts: 1,949
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He just sounded so serious
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01-12-2007, 09:42 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Minneapolis, MN
Posts: 1,688
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Originally Posted by Graveyard.Crow
He just sounded so serious
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I know!! I like to pretend I'm decent at picking up on parody...
...but I felt like a total idiot.
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A SPIDER sewed at night
Without a light
Upon an arc of white.
If ruff it was of dame
Or shroud of gnome,
Himself, himself inform.
Of immortality
His strategy
Was physiognomy.
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01-12-2007, 11:23 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Canada, BC
Posts: 1,949
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Originally Posted by DarkHeartedDemoness
I know!! I like to pretend I'm decent at picking up on parody...
...but I felt like a total idiot.
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I just assumed it was some new exotic thing...
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01-13-2007, 05:48 AM
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#41
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Paisley, Scotland
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Guy. The word you're looking for is lobotomy, not piercing.
And I totally want a kidney piercing. >:-D
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01-13-2007, 06:36 AM
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#42
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Hell, it's other people & both of them are you
Posts: 459
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Originally Posted by SKot
I'm beginning to feel that maybe a cerebellum piercing won't be as visibly edgy as I'd like, so I'm now considering extreme body modification.
I'm thinking maybe if I removed a couple of joints on my fingers down to the second knuckle, it would show how much of an unconventional person I am.
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SO VERY VERY NOT WORK SAFE
[Love At First Bite]
A story that appeared in BME about a couple (Clive and Gillian) who expressed their love by amputating (and biting off) each others finger from the first knuckle.
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If you love someone, you want to give something of yourself to them. I don’t think people take that seriously enough, I mean, they say it, but it’s just words... I wanted to show Gillian that I really meant it and it wasn’t just something I’d read on a Hallmark card. Go big or go home you know?
BME:
Why not just give her a promise ring or something?
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I’m not dating a ring, and I don’t want a ring. I’m dating flesh, and I want flesh to make a commitment to me. What good is a ring to me? It doesn’t really mean anything. I’ve been engaged before — and look where that took me: Nowhere. I wanted this time to be different. Plus, he’s been previously married, and I wanted to make sure that it wasn’t a repeat of that relationship. I told him if he was serious about this, he had to prove it — and that I was willing to do the same.
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01-13-2007, 08:05 AM
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#43
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Paisley, Scotland
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I saw that one.
OW.
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01-13-2007, 08:14 AM
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#44
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Hell, it's other people & both of them are you
Posts: 459
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-coughcoughandquietlypointspeopletothesmallprintatt hebottomofthearticle-
Always look at the published date.
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I joke about death because it's funny when you're frightened.
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01-13-2007, 11:00 AM
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#45
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Paisley, Scotland
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That's BMEzine.com.
They don't do April Fool's jokes.
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01-13-2007, 11:25 AM
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#46
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Hell, it's other people & both of them are you
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If you think that then you need to read their site more carefully.
They've always done April Fool's jokes.
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I joke about death because it's funny when you're frightened.
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01-13-2007, 11:41 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Hell, it's other people & both of them are you
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Damn that 5 minute edit limit.
Anyways, as I was saying.. there is a tradition of BME Fool's articles, mainly written by Shannon Larratt.
He says so in his 2006 April Fool's story... incidently, in which he starred as the fool.
Click here for the story of the magnetic fingertips.
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Most years I publish an “April Fools” article here on BME (articles like Adding and Subtracting, Joshua, The Raelians, and Love at First Bite). This year I’d like to write about dealing with the aftermath of something arguably foolish instead. As you know, last year I had magnets implanted in my fingertips in order to allow me to sense electromagnetic fields. While I’ve been very happy with them on the sensation end of things, as I left off with the last article, it appeared that one of the magnets had started to break down after its silicone coating was damaged by opening a pickle jar wrong...
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Shannon, really.. I love your writing, but magnetic implants?! You'd have to know something was going to go wrong. I suppose that it made picking up paperclips easier.
You can also read about them in the [BME Encyclopedia], powered by the incrediable Wiki.
Wiki is God!
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01-13-2007, 11:46 AM
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#48
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Athens, GA
Posts: 1,696
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Bleh. Regardless, it's a little nauseating.
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01-14-2007, 06:23 PM
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#49
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: 750 mi north of AZ equivalent to Derry, Maine
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Its frigging hilarious.
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(shouts) WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG??!!?
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Originally Posted by Beneath the Shadows
Because some people are dicks. And not everyone else is gay.
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