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05-08-2007, 01:22 PM
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#12876
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
Posts: 5,979
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Cup of tea..check
Apple pie..check
Desiderii marginis..check
Hamster twatting herself out by falling off the ladder in the cage..check
Life is good.
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05-08-2007, 06:24 PM
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#12877
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 3,421
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I miss Jenny. I've called her a couple times, but she won't pick up. She may be at a movie, she may be busy, she may be HATIN'.
Who knows.
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You ain't no punk, you punk; you wanna talk about the real junk?
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05-08-2007, 07:13 PM
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#12878
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Florida
Posts: 574
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Originally Posted by Vako
What did the farmer say who's tractor was stolen?
"Where's my tractor?"
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I love jokes like this. This one made me laugh. Aha, ha!
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I'm sorry, I did not mean to throw up on your shoe.
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05-08-2007, 07:50 PM
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#12879
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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Originally Posted by Vako
I wonder if any one here is familiar with the concept of the "anti-joke" ?
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What's worse than finding an worm in your apple?
The Holocaust!
Or one of the best ones for - as Vako said - taking the conversation away from someone:
*someone says something*
*you say* "That's great. Wanna know what's even better? Not being handicapped"
That is, if you're handicapped.
Alternately (my personal favorite for my Christian friends) "Wanna know what's even better? Knowing you're not going to hell."
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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05-08-2007, 08:59 PM
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#12880
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In desert part of Oregon, Central
Posts: 1,147
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My bra is giving me a rash.  It makes me wish there was not a law against nudity. XD
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These are not books, lumps of lifeless paper, but minds alive on the shelves.
~Gilbert Highet
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05-08-2007, 09:59 PM
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#12881
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: With the Zombies
Posts: 2,208
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I like wearing clothing. It makes me feel safe...
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It's not so much the pain
It's more the actual knife
Pretending the picture is perfect
I cut myself to sleep
I close my eyes for a second
And curse my fragile soul
I scream to hide that I'm lonely
The echo calls my name
*ANIMAL CRACKERS*
http://www.myspace.com/persephone_x
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05-09-2007, 01:40 PM
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#12882
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Posts: 42
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Im updating my profile, any snappy phrases I can have as my signature?
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05-09-2007, 06:41 PM
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#12883
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Earth...
Posts: 194
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All the humans on the earth would fit into a box one km by one km by one km – Dr Carl
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In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed – they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo, Brunelleschi, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, five hundred years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.
- Orson Wells
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05-10-2007, 05:08 AM
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#12884
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 3,360
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Pitter patter of tiny feet...
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05-10-2007, 08:20 AM
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#12885
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Wagon-hut, Oklahoma
Posts: 84
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Merde! ! !
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05-10-2007, 09:19 AM
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#12886
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
Posts: 5,979
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Mmm noodles....and...tea....and...clay charm making...and ...FUCKING HELL THAT IS ONE BIG MUTHA OF A PIGEON!!!
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05-10-2007, 05:30 PM
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#12887
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 3,421
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I want people to read the story I wrote.
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You ain't no punk, you punk; you wanna talk about the real junk?
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05-10-2007, 05:34 PM
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#12888
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
Posts: 8,001
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Originally Posted by DarkChildOne
Merde! ! !
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Zut alors!
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05-10-2007, 05:41 PM
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#12889
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 3,421
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When we all give the power
We all give the best
Every minute in the hour
We don't think about the rest
And we all get the power
We all get the best
When everyone gives everything
Then everyone everything will get
Life is life!
Communism in action, kiddies.
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You ain't no punk, you punk; you wanna talk about the real junk?
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05-10-2007, 06:12 PM
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#12890
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Somewhere Else, CA
Posts: 971
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Three days grace music speaks to me when I'm feeling "emo."
So does Breaking Benjamin and Ashe.
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05-10-2007, 10:02 PM
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#12891
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Florida
Posts: 574
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Does drinking vodka and Pepsi on a weeknight make me an alkie? What a great buzz! Woo hoo!
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I'm sorry, I did not mean to throw up on your shoe.
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05-11-2007, 12:56 PM
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#12892
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Camden, london, uk...
Posts: 552
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05-11-2007, 02:18 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In a black hole with a black moon
Posts: 2,658
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Grrr...Wikipedia's becoming the bastard of the internet, they keep messing up Siouxsie and the Banshees page. They're replacing their genre from gothic rock and putting in 'POP' Not that I midnd them doing that, and I know their opinons of them being considered gothic-but come on: to other people they're an essantial goth band. The Scream was the first CD to labeled gothic...but g'oh well...I'm sorry I ignore this siutation, goth, there's nothing I can do... (cuts self with Broken Lolli)
Goth Forever
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"I think in some way I wanted it to end, even if it meant my own destruction."
-Jeffrey Dahmer
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05-11-2007, 03:44 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Yew City
Posts: 2,413
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This is my first night off- no work, no dance, no performance- in three weeks. I wonder how the world has changed since I last saw it under the mechanical hum of the St. Louis streetlights?
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I am The Mighty Cooch!!!!!!
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05-11-2007, 03:56 PM
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#12895
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 380
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Today was horrible near the end. Everything was going fine until I got in trouble for standing up to a bully who kept picking on some other kid. I was trying to HELP the environment by stopping this act of anger provocation but hey, it seems as though whats right has become wrong in society these days. *sighs* *sips tea* I'm quite relaxed now though.
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05-11-2007, 04:05 PM
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#12896
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
Posts: 5,979
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I'm going to see The Mission on Friday!!!!!!!!
Not that I'm excited or anything........* Maniacal dance ensues*
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05-11-2007, 04:35 PM
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#12897
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Washington
Posts: 1,092
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Chilli Fries.
And with that, I am now an Elder Goth.
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05-11-2007, 04:36 PM
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#12898
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 3,421
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I just installed my air conditioner.
I put on "Iron Man" by Die Krupps to work up the required adrenaline.
No, it's not an Ozzy cover.
Fuck Ozzy and fuck Black Sabbath.
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05-11-2007, 05:01 PM
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#12899
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Norway
Posts: 1,446
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[quote=maggotI put on "Iron Man" by Die Krupps to work up the required adrenaline.[/QUOTE]
I read that as Iron Maiden... o.O
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Give a man a fire, and he is warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he is warm for the rest of his life.
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05-11-2007, 05:02 PM
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#12900
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 380
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Originally Posted by maggot
I just installed my air conditioner.
I put on "Iron Man" by Die Krupps to work up the required adrenaline.
No, it's not an Ozzy cover.
Fuck Ozzy and fuck Black Sabbath.
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...I...I like Black Sabbath...D8
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