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07-11-2007, 05:17 PM
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#13176
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Somewhere Else, CA
Posts: 971
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How do you keep a cat off a microsuede comforter without having to stray any noxious anti-cat chemicals on your bed or resorting to murdering the poor, stubborn beast?
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07-11-2007, 05:23 PM
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#13177
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 3,332
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Quote:
Originally Posted by killer_asian_Dax
How do you keep a cat off a microsuede comforter without having to stray any noxious anti-cat chemicals on your bed or resorting to murdering the poor, stubborn beast?
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spray some water on the kitten everytime it tries to approach the comforter. Not if it's already there, then you just remove it sternly and say "no". That way it will learn that that piece of furniture is off limits to it's cute, fluffy butt.
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Wasted forever, on speed, bikes and booze.
"Meow. Mew. Mrow. Maow? Miaox." - Lovely Delkaetre speaks cat.
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07-11-2007, 07:38 PM
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#13178
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: In a magical cupcake world.
Posts: 878
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Scream at it.
Then tempt it with copious amounts of tuna.
Today I learned that I hate people.
Oh, I also found out that I might be a schizoid.
Is there not ONE day that can go bye that I DON'T discover a new disorder that I have?
Somebody please give me a gun.
With lots and lots of bullets.
Or a raging Machine o' Death.
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07-12-2007, 02:35 AM
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#13179
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Bucharest, Romania
Posts: 468
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I love cooking!
I suddenly felt the urge to say that.
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"I have cultivated my hysteria with delight and terror. Now I suffer continually from vertigo, and today, 23rd of January, 1862, I have received a singular warning, I have felt the wind of the wing of madness pass over me." - Charles Baudelaire
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07-12-2007, 02:58 AM
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#13180
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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I met a cute girl today. And she wanted to kiss me.
I'll see where this leads. =]
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
Quote:
Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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07-12-2007, 03:04 AM
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#13181
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
Posts: 4,603
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Is you is, or is you ain't, my fucktoy?
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07-12-2007, 03:14 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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I didn't understand o_O
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
Quote:
Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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07-12-2007, 03:16 AM
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#13183
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
Posts: 4,603
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It's the title of a song I'm working on.
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07-12-2007, 03:17 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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Haha... ok
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
Quote:
Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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07-12-2007, 03:23 AM
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#13185
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
Posts: 4,603
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It goes :
[In a black guys voice]
Is you is, or is you ain't
[Loud distorted voice]
MY FUCKTOOOOOOY!!!!
[Loud noises, heavy bass, screaming, porn noises].
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07-12-2007, 04:07 AM
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#13186
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: a sneeze away from San Francisco
Posts: 2,144
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Last night it rained. In California. In summer. For those not familiar with our weather patterns, THIS SHIT IS NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN! I mean, I love the rain, but it's surely a sign that the goddesses in charge of this place are having a bit of fun with my mind.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Joker_in_the_Pack
At some point, you need to look yourself in the mirror and realize that what other people did to you does not define you as a person. You and your actions define who you are as a person. It's up to you to be a good person, in spite of all the evil you've faced. In fact, it should be because of the evil you see that it's good you do. Be the change you want in the world. Next time someone tells me that they're an asshole because they've had a bad life, I'm stabbing them in the eye with a spork.
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07-12-2007, 04:08 AM
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#13187
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: a sneeze away from San Francisco
Posts: 2,144
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tha Duckman
It goes :
[In a black guys voice]
Is you is, or is you ain't
[Loud distorted voice]
MY FUCKTOOOOOOY!!!!
[Loud noises, heavy bass, screaming, porn noises].
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Ducky, you are disturbingly entertaining.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Joker_in_the_Pack
At some point, you need to look yourself in the mirror and realize that what other people did to you does not define you as a person. You and your actions define who you are as a person. It's up to you to be a good person, in spite of all the evil you've faced. In fact, it should be because of the evil you see that it's good you do. Be the change you want in the world. Next time someone tells me that they're an asshole because they've had a bad life, I'm stabbing them in the eye with a spork.
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07-12-2007, 04:19 AM
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#13188
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
Posts: 4,603
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This song might just be my best yet, yo!
And thank Global Warming™ for the weather.
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07-12-2007, 05:36 AM
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#13189
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 3,332
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I've been a total bastard for the most part of this day. Beware.
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Wasted forever, on speed, bikes and booze.
"Meow. Mew. Mrow. Maow? Miaox." - Lovely Delkaetre speaks cat.
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07-12-2007, 05:47 AM
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#13190
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Amidst a shallow grave
Posts: 1,211
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Quick question, if I am on episode 43 of the Bleach anime, what chapter would that be in the manga?
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07-12-2007, 03:05 PM
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#13191
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 3,332
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Anyone here tried a Boss DR-880?
(yeah, this is random...)
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Wasted forever, on speed, bikes and booze.
"Meow. Mew. Mrow. Maow? Miaox." - Lovely Delkaetre speaks cat.
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07-12-2007, 03:09 PM
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#13192
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Flushing, NY
Posts: 3,206
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Not me.
I got to go ice-skating for the first time in three years  . I fell once, but, then again, I've never exactly been an Olympic skater.
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"Live for today, but know that tomorrow always comes- even if not for you."-MollyMac
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07-12-2007, 03:38 PM
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#13193
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: buttmunch Houston, TX
Posts: 649
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I am so smart
I am so smart
S-M-R-T
Smart
Smart
Smart
Smart
I mean S-M-A-R-T.......
I love The Simpsons.
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Imagination takes the shadows away
Imagination keeps the shadows away
~Clan of Xymox
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07-12-2007, 03:40 PM
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#13194
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 3,332
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dreamydancer
I love The Simpsons.
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Me too. Homer for President, anytime.
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Wasted forever, on speed, bikes and booze.
"Meow. Mew. Mrow. Maow? Miaox." - Lovely Delkaetre speaks cat.
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07-12-2007, 03:45 PM
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#13195
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Brussels, Belgium
Posts: 197
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haha, copious amounts of tuna
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Cappinator
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07-12-2007, 03:57 PM
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#13196
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
Posts: 5,979
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Holy shit. I have just seen Harry potter ( the movie not actually Daniel Radcliffe ) Now....I liked it, and it was entertaining with many funny moments, but they left too much story out. I know they can't get it all in there , that would be ridiculous, but I feel that several key points were omitted. But that is not why I posted....THE FIRES OF LUST BURNETH BRIGHT ONCE MORE!
I have officially bumped both Gary Oldman ( I suspect he really may be Dracula after all as he doesn't appear to have aged in the slightest ) and Alan Rickman ( He STALKS. I mean, he stalks and prowls like a leopard with a cob on, and the voice, the ooozing sarcasm........ droooool ) up the old but gorgeous list, and also added the guy who plays Lucius Malfoy, I considered him for a while but he is officially added now. And somewhat disturbingly I think Ralph Fiennes is really attractive AS Voldemort ( I think it's the robes, and he both stalks and swoops! ).
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07-12-2007, 04:02 PM
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#13197
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 3,332
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Your man-cupboard will get very crowded soon then. *prepares to fight*
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Wasted forever, on speed, bikes and booze.
"Meow. Mew. Mrow. Maow? Miaox." - Lovely Delkaetre speaks cat.
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07-12-2007, 04:04 PM
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#13198
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
Posts: 5,979
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Oh Methadrine ..........mine is an infinite cupboard, there is always room for a few more. You shall have plenty of space dear, and even your own armchair
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07-12-2007, 05:17 PM
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#13199
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Blountsville, AL
Posts: 2,619
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i just cut my first finger deeply and thats why i'm being so lazy on my typing. i was poking a hole in my collar (was too big) with my little pocket knife and it closed up on my finger. despite how omgxgothx i am, i'm a real pussy for pain. i'm trying to decide whether to go to th ER. it's about an inch long and pierced less a quarter of my finger deep. i can still move it and feel it, but boy was that scary.
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07-12-2007, 05:24 PM
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#13200
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: buttmunch Houston, TX
Posts: 649
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That's pretty cool. You should post a pic sometime.
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Imagination takes the shadows away
Imagination keeps the shadows away
~Clan of Xymox
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