Picture Post

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

Ok Retro...

Heres one even YOU can appreciate..

The only known picture of me in XistenZ without make-up on:


omfg the horror, the horror...


you owe me big time now Tart!

[MrMaelstrom]

Originally Posted by RetroGoth_queen

Do you really have pubes that big!?!!?! You monster! :shock:

Nature has it's way to compensate people of latin descent for the height we were not given. I'll let you figure out the rest on your own.

"but size doesn't matter!..." No, and money doesn't make you happy either, but it sure helps, doesn't it?

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

Originally Posted by MrMaelstrom

Nature has it's way to compensate people of latin descent for the height we were not given. I'll let you figure out the rest on your own.

"but size doesn't matter!..." No, and money doesn't make you happy either, but it sure helps, doesn't it?

I have something to say to that.. what a shock huh?

HERE HERE!!!

claps wildly..

You can't churn butter with a toothpic!!!


and guys any of you whose lady says " oh no honey, its FINE that your cock is too small for me to feel!!"

She's LYING!!

I really needed to clear that up.. Thanks Mael for bringing up the kinds of issues that really need to be discussed here...

[Asurai]

That's you without makeup on, Empty_Purple_Stars? Ooh... I'm impressed.

Originally Posted by MrMaelstrom

Nature has it's way to compensate people of latin descent for the height we were not given. I'll let you figure out the rest on your own.

Yes, and it also compensates people of German decent for being so slender. :twisted:

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

Originally Posted by Asurai

That's you without makeup on, Empty_Purple_Stars? Ooh... I'm impressed.

Yes, and it also compensates people of German decent for being so slender. :twisted:

Aww Asurai, you are so lovely to say so.. I needed that.. I feel that which is the opposite of beautful today my paranoid young freind..

And I am of Germanic descent and if I get any shorter I'll be able to moonlight as an Ottoman..

[Asurai]

Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars

Aww Asurai, you are so lovely to say so.. I needed that.. I feel that which is the opposite of beautful today my paranoid young freind..

Ah, so you're self-conscious, too? You don't really have any reason to be.

[Asurai]

I don't think so, EyesofaTragedy. I'm still trying to get you to take a picture without the makeup, after all. Of course, I haven't had much success so far, and I probably won't any time soon. You tease :evil:

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

Originally Posted by eyesofatragedy

Ah, Empty_Purple_Stars, how lucky you are to be beautiful without make-up. I refuse to go outside or be photographed without make-up for fear of turning people to stone. Unless they happened to pesky ex-boyfriends.....now that wouldn't be so bad....... :twisted:

o man u guys rock! Thanks, needed that in a major fucking way..Truth be told I don't even really feel female anymore..Kinda sexless..I don't dig it.. I miss feeling like a Woman..but u guys put the second smile I've had on my face all day..Thanx...


Oh and Asurai?

I locked your front door for you....

[Asurai]

Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars

Oh and Asurai?

I locked your front door for you....

Er...

Mm...

Did you lock yourself out or lock yourself in?

[Asurai]

Originally Posted by eyesofatragedy

Then come to San Antonio, and take it yourself! Now you'll never get the picture.

Me, tease? Why never...... :roll:

You would enjoy that a bit too much, I think . . . not that I wouldn't; it's that I'm more afraid of never being able to drag myself away, actually.

Be a bit patient, love . . . now, I have to go make sure that Empty_Purple_Stars isn't hiding somewhere in here. She can be scary :shock:

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

Originally Posted by Asurai

Be a bit patient, love . . . now, I have to go make sure that Empty_Purple_Stars isn't hiding somewhere in here. She can be scary :shock:

You have nooooooooooooo idea...I dont know if its my vivid imagination or my complete lack of respect for human life.. Its a toss up really..The things I can do with a pair of pliers and a blow torch.. I get all misty-eyed just thinking about it..sniffle...


Oh Az,


Do you always leave the oven on like that when you leave the house?

[MrMaelstrom]

Asurai and Eyesofatragedy, come to an agreement people. Eyes will post a pic without make up when Asurai posts one without the heir parted down the middle and cliging to his cheeks.

Howzat?

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

Originally Posted by MrMaelstrom

Asurai and Eyesofatragedy, come to an agreement people. Eyes will post a pic without make up when Asurai posts one without the heir parted down the middle and cliging to his cheeks.

Howzat?

ok...


BWAHAHAHHHHAHAHAH!!!!


im better now..
not really..


We live only to discover beauty. All else is a form of waiting.
~ Khalil Gibran

[Asurai]

Originally Posted by MrMaelstrom

Asurai and Eyesofatragedy, come to an agreement people. Eyes will post a pic without make up when Asurai posts one without the heir parted down the middle and cliging to his cheeks.

Not a bad idea, but I've worn it that way for so long . . . do you have any comprehensible idea how much hairspray it would take to make it NOT parted down the middle? I'm still trying to get a job; I don't have that kind of money to spend on hairspray or gel!

[ohthefuckwell]

a friend of mine saw the last picture i put on here last night.

he said i looked pissed off & ready to kill someone. lol then he said, "i see this picture & it tells me to go fuck off."

just curious if that was the general consensus.

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

ok OTFW,

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I just went back 5 pages

what new pissed off pic?

The other one I had of you got kinda crusty I need a new one..

Post it again..

cmon..

[ohthefuckwell]

Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars

what new pissed off pic?

not "new", just the last one i put up. the v-day one.


"eat shit & die", huh?

damn....guess i should try harder.

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

omfg its a bird..

no, no its a plane..

WAIT!!

omfg, Its

Its

Its SHIT BOI


RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!


SAVE YOUR ASSES!!!!

THE HORROR THE HORROR!!

PLEASE O PLEASE SHITBOI NOT THE SUPPOSITORY O DEATH!!!!!


u shouldnt have said umm SHIT Tstone


sum people never learn...

sigh..

[MrMaelstrom]

Originally Posted by RetroGoth_queen

Have you ever watched Queer Eye For the Straight Guy? You Remind me of the hairdresser, Kyan.

You know of course, THIS MEANS WAR!!!!!!!

[Ravena]

Ohhh...
Even I wouldn't have gone there....

.................................................. .................................................. .......
Ravena

As darkness falls, night unfolds its ebon wings to wrap the world in its dark embrace.

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

mmmmmmmmmmmmm I smell Blood in the water..

and gee for once it isnt my own...

Yay !!!


I get to stitch up the winner.. I promise it'll hurt...

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

this is me and my best friend emerald_shadeaux.. she likes to give blow jobs to gold fish..


she had been known to receive Fishtanks in exchange for cooter likkins..


mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....

[Perfectly_Flawed]

Aww, yet another bootiful picture

Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars

this is me and my best friend emerald_shadeaux.. she likes to give blow jobs to gold fish..

Does she discriminate on the sex? I sure can't distinguish a male goldfish from a female one.

[RetroGoth_queen]

Now come on Mael.... I was just stating that you have asthetic similarities.... I didnt mean for it to be war... whats wrong with Kyan anyway... hes probably the coolest one ... and always looking stylish...
If it makes you feel any better, my own brother looks like him too

[emerald_shadeaux]

Although how amusing and fun that all sounds, i think i'll pass for now. Thanks for the great intro though- loved it more than I can say. You bring a smile to my face continually!