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03-11-2005, 12:43 AM
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#776
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 411
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Originally Posted by SuicideJade
it ran down the hall.. hurry and catch it or my neice will get it!
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Ah-HAH!
Oops! Too late, the cat got it. I tried to blow off all the cat hair, and I put it back.
Now I have the oddest urge to give myself a tongue-bath, and play in sand. :shock:
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if you had one day to live what would you do?
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Spend it with my family, and make sure to tell them how much I love them.
Where do dustbunnies come from?
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03-11-2005, 12:55 AM
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#777
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 1,111
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Japanese peoples' imaginations.
If you could be color blind, would you be? Just for a new perspective?
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03-11-2005, 07:18 AM
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#778
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: The middle of nowhere, on the outskirts of the boonies.
Posts: 506
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only if it were temporary. And not red-green, because then my clothes would never match.
what's your favorite tootsie pop flavor?
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Will we walk all night through solitary streets?
The trees add shade to shade, lights out in the houses,
we'll both be lonely.
Will we stroll dreaming of the lost America of love
past blue automobiles in driveways, home to our silent
cottage?
-Allen Ginsberg, A Supermarket in California
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03-11-2005, 10:10 AM
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#779
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 1,111
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The one that's purple, but wrapped in a blue wrapper. I also enjoy orange a whole lot, but it's amost tooooooooo perfect. It's just so good. I miss it when it's not in my mouth, so I don't eat them often.
What's the largest # of absences you've had in one school year/work year?
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03-11-2005, 10:26 AM
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#780
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 517
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35? 40? Somewhere around that.
How long before I get in serious trouble for missing class and not doing my homework?
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03-11-2005, 10:30 AM
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#781
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 1,111
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For some strange reason, it's just never going to happen.
How many cousins do you have?
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03-11-2005, 10:38 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Norway
Posts: 1,059
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I got eleven cousins.
How long is the night?
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03-11-2005, 12:41 PM
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#783
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 411
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Too long, when I'm lonely. Not long enough when I'm with friends.
How do you do?
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03-11-2005, 01:01 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 517
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I just do, beetch!
Do you thumb your nose at me?
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03-11-2005, 01:37 PM
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#785
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 411
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I don't normally thumb my nose at anyone.
Should I?
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03-11-2005, 01:40 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 1,111
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No.
Does it cost a lot to wax one's legs? At home?
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03-11-2005, 09:00 PM
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#787
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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couldn't tell ya, but if you're gonna try it - take pictures.
if you were eating pizza and started to choke, leaned over and felt pressure in your throat moments before thousands of maggots erupted from between your lips - what sorts of thoughts would go through your mind?
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"How many times can I say I'm not sorry? And how many ways can I show I don't care?" - Type O Negative
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03-11-2005, 09:24 PM
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#788
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 63
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EEEEWWWW!!!!!!!!!
Do you like my new avatar? Al made it ^_^
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03-11-2005, 09:31 PM
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#789
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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... what alvatar?
(that's my answer and my question)
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"How many times can I say I'm not sorry? And how many ways can I show I don't care?" - Type O Negative
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03-11-2005, 09:40 PM
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#790
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 63
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Grr It won't work!
What would you do if I crawled out of your moniter and told you I was hungry?
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03-11-2005, 09:49 PM
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#791
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: 42.5
Posts: 1,073
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Freak the hell out... then maybe uh... lead you to the fridge which is usually empty.. o_O
You're in a dark alley, when all of the sudden someone jumps out of a garbage bin.. and it's Elvis Presly. What would you do?
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"I'm right"
"No - it's more like - wow, isn't enlightenment great?" - Doug Henning
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03-11-2005, 09:54 PM
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#792
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 63
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Holy shit! Can I have your autograph?! And then I'd steal him and make millions! :twisted:
What was the last drug you did?
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03-11-2005, 09:57 PM
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#793
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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pot. boring, i know - but it was fun and i laughed until i choked.
if you woke up one morning and found yourself nailed to the ground, face down, arms above your head and fingers splayed, fully nude and someone with a sledge hammer was walking toward you whistling 'the sun will come out tomorrow', all the while staring at you - what would you do?
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"How many times can I say I'm not sorry? And how many ways can I show I don't care?" - Type O Negative
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03-11-2005, 10:04 PM
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#794
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 63
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EeK! :shock: Wake up and say "That was the freakiest dream I've had in a long time!"
(Pot's not boring! >_<  *giggle, giggle, giggle!!*
Do you think I'll actually have a St. Valentine's day date next year?
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03-11-2005, 10:07 PM
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#795
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 517
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Originally Posted by edible_eye
pot. boring, i know - but it was fun and i laughed until i choked.
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i totally just did this. the choking. awesome
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03-11-2005, 10:22 PM
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#796
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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Originally Posted by Granny-like_the_apple
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Originally Posted by edible_eye
pot. boring, i know - but it was fun and i laughed until i choked.
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i totally just did this. the choking. awesome
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there's no answer here. and there's no question. when i choked, it made my eyes fill with tears and i had to smack my lips three or four times to be sure i wasn't gonna puke. it was awesome cuz when i looked at my brother, we started laughing all over again. you know that sound - the one that's not a laugh, not an exhale, not a puke, not a gag but somehow a combination of all 4? that's what i did.
if someone replaced your favorite cereal with a box of razor blades and forced you to eat a bowl after putting milk on them, what do you think would happen?
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"How many times can I say I'm not sorry? And how many ways can I show I don't care?" - Type O Negative
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03-11-2005, 10:37 PM
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#797
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 1,111
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I think I would die. What did *you* think would happen, ee? Lol. No that's no my question.
Will it ever stop being snowy and cold?
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03-11-2005, 10:39 PM
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#798
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 411
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Yes. Really! I promise!
When do you think the world will end?
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03-11-2005, 10:47 PM
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#799
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 1,111
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The day my best friend dies.
What's the best way to commit suicide?
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03-12-2005, 10:19 AM
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#800
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Alabama
Posts: 614
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carbon monoxide... you get sleepy.. then you just go...
what would you do it the man/woman of your dreams neglected to tell you they were gay *they're dating you and proclaiming their undying love for you all while banging someone of the same sex and you catch them red assed at it... ?
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