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05-14-2007, 07:31 PM
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#201
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: In between the gods of time
Posts: 1,334
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10:27 am tomorow
boxers or breifs?
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To the somethingness
Which prevents the nothingness
Like Homer's wild boar
From trashing this way and that
Its white tusks
Through human beings
Like crackling stalks
And to nothing less
I offer this suffering of my father
"The Offering" - Stan Rice
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05-14-2007, 09:50 PM
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#202
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Somewhere Else, CA
Posts: 971
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Boxerbreifs!
What's the difference between Chilli con carne and chilli verde?
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05-15-2007, 06:18 AM
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#203
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
Posts: 8,001
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Doesn't one have cheese and one has avocado?
How does one know when they're a hypocondriac?
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05-15-2007, 01:42 PM
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#204
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: NoVa
Posts: 69
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A hypocondriac thinks everyone else around them is normal....
How many times do you blink per day?
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05-16-2007, 03:47 PM
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#205
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Posts: 179
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I'd guesstimate around 1000000.
May I take your values?
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05-16-2007, 05:09 PM
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#206
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: NoVa
Posts: 69
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15,000...A lot less than you would think
Is a pumpkin a fruit or a vegetable?
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05-16-2007, 09:25 PM
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#207
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: a sneeze away from San Francisco
Posts: 2,144
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It's a squash, like butternut squash
Why can I not stop writing depressing poetry?
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Originally Posted by Joker_in_the_Pack
At some point, you need to look yourself in the mirror and realize that what other people did to you does not define you as a person. You and your actions define who you are as a person. It's up to you to be a good person, in spite of all the evil you've faced. In fact, it should be because of the evil you see that it's good you do. Be the change you want in the world. Next time someone tells me that they're an asshole because they've had a bad life, I'm stabbing them in the eye with a spork.
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05-16-2007, 09:44 PM
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#208
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Somewhere Else, CA
Posts: 971
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Because it's the best type! Don't worry- I write it too sometimes.
Why does my cat not understand that she is NOT allowed on my awesome microsuede comforter????
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05-16-2007, 10:02 PM
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#209
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: New Zealand
Posts: 2,126
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She finds it's aroma enticing, because cat's are like that.
Why are dogs considered pets for men and cats pets for women?
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Everyone has a ghost...a phantom behind us which slows and drags us down.. This ghost or spectral has a name..."Regret".
"I've never regretted anything..." - Light Yagami
Life is a shit sandwich. Unfortunately, it's always lunchtime. How much bread you have goes a long way toward determining how easy it is to swallow.
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05-16-2007, 10:19 PM
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#210
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Southern California
Posts: 501
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Men are like dogs because men like to piss on trees and fuck anything that moves.
Women are like cats because they are soft, cuddly and yet can get into savage catfights with their immense claws…also the slang for cat is pussy  .
What is the secret to longevity?
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05-16-2007, 10:37 PM
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#211
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: New Zealand
Posts: 2,126
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Olive oil and fish.
Gender - Why is it so important?
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Everyone has a ghost...a phantom behind us which slows and drags us down.. This ghost or spectral has a name..."Regret".
"I've never regretted anything..." - Light Yagami
Life is a shit sandwich. Unfortunately, it's always lunchtime. How much bread you have goes a long way toward determining how easy it is to swallow.
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05-17-2007, 01:29 PM
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#212
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Posts: 179
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(Corpsey I like your avatar, Dir En Grey rocks)
Gender's not that important, it's just for classification purposes.
If you were a country (exluding the US), what country would it be and why?
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05-17-2007, 02:14 PM
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#213
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Bliss
Posts: 4,374
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Canada, because they allow duel citizenship
What is love anway?
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I Like Cheese!
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05-17-2007, 02:27 PM
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#214
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: In a magical cupcake world.
Posts: 878
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Chocolate.
Murdered or tortured?
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05-17-2007, 02:29 PM
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#215
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Norway
Posts: 1,446
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Murdered.
First or last?
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Give a man a fire, and he is warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he is warm for the rest of his life.
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05-17-2007, 03:00 PM
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#216
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: In a magical cupcake world.
Posts: 878
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last.
dreams or reality?
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05-17-2007, 06:26 PM
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#217
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: San Salvador, El Salvador.
Posts: 311
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Dreams.
Burps or farts?
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Who is saner, the sanest of the madmen, or the maddest of the sane?
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05-17-2007, 09:44 PM
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#218
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Southern California
Posts: 501
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Farts
Since when did the Question and answer game become the "or" game?
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05-18-2007, 04:08 AM
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#219
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: NoVa
Posts: 69
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Since someone must have mixed up the two trying to up their posts.
How many M&M's are in a bag?
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05-18-2007, 04:34 AM
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#220
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: In a magical cupcake world.
Posts: 878
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Not enough.
How many layers of socks can you wear and still walk?
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05-18-2007, 04:44 AM
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#221
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Amidst a shallow grave
Posts: 1,211
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17. How many times can you do the same thing everyday and not find it routine?
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05-18-2007, 04:58 AM
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#222
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: NoVa
Posts: 69
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Once....
How many pairs of shoes do you own?
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05-18-2007, 05:53 AM
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#223
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Australia QLD
Posts: 819
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four
what are you hopelessly addicted to?
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05-18-2007, 06:33 AM
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#224
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Somewhere Else, CA
Posts: 971
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japanese candy!
Why am I waking up at 6am when I laid myself down to sleep at 2am and actually fell asleep somewhere closer to 4am?!?!?!
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05-18-2007, 09:51 AM
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#225
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Posts: 179
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Because your mind is being controlled by polar bears.
Dude, where's my elephant?
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