The No No-Nonsense Thread

[Aaroneet]

There are an infinite number of times something can be cut in half.

[disorder]

He's taken over my brain

[LiUsAiDh]

eternalcrimson

X-Rays don't give enough red. to hurt you, a lot of the will but hospitals limit how many they will give people, and we get most of our rad. from the earth, food and buildings etc anyways, the amount from X-Rays is insignificant. If you get a tracer scan you get more rad. but it still will not affect you....

I don't think you need a lot of gamma radiation to be lethal, but there isnt lots of it around, you have to have alpha rad. internally for it to harm anything, and beta I dont know how much would kill you, quite a lot i think..... But its all relative.....

[deafasadoornail]

I was just combing through a jar of jellybeans to find the flavors I don't actually hate, and I realized I was going about the whole thing back-asswards and I should be looking for the flavors that I actually do like.

[Draconysius]

Originally Posted by LiUsAiDh

eternalcrimson

X-Rays don't give enough red. to hurt you, a lot of the will but hospitals limit how many they will give people, and we get most of our rad. from the earth, food and buildings etc anyways, the amount from X-Rays is insignificant. If you get a tracer scan you get more rad. but it still will not affect you....

I don't think you need a lot of gamma radiation to be lethal, but there isnt lots of it around, you have to have alpha rad. internally for it to harm anything, and beta I dont know how much would kill you, quite a lot i think..... But its all relative.....

The outsider's making sense! Stone him with the bunnies! Vomit into the vertage of this abyss! Dear God, allow me to show gratitude... for these fortunate eyes of truth. FUCK YOU, GRAVY ROBBERS!!!

[Godslayer Jillian]

This is not nonsense, but I feel it goes more in here than in the Randomness thread.
I could have sworn my name was Don Juan just a moment ago.

[roserougesang]

Two beans or not two beans...........that is constipation.

So true.

[Vako]

Vako is a poseur only wishing he is "Goth". He is a piece of subhuman filth that is to only envy and grovel to the superior "Goth" culture. He stands in subordination and observes as his mentors bask in their aesthetic glory. They are so deep, that little hairy brown Vako will never understand their deepness. Vako has no passion, emotions, or creativity, because he is a piece of testosterone-fueled brown-trash that will only ever understand what the 'Metalhead' infomercial shoves down his throat.

I am a "metaller who thinks he is goth".

Oh Mary, but for shame.....................

There is my no-no-nonsense that will be contributed to the thread of a very <click>...

[honeythorn]

I suspect my left foot of plotting my demise...whaaaaa? bang bang boooooom!!!!

[Godslayer Jillian]

I'm eating spaghetti


Worship me.

[Catch]

Yeah, the other day I was on break and this guy was talking about how women are not interested in "nice guys." Well he was all aloof and I thought about it. Nice guys aren't really nice, or at least most women assume men are pigs. Even my impression of a nice guy is they are either lying or totally blind to their own failings.

Well the conversation went on and Clearified that not being a nice guy means being a Jackass. That's good. Not really attracted to Jackasses either.

So anyway he explained that women like a man to pursue them. Thinking about it, that's true. It is nice when a guy shows a little effort and interest.

The other guy that was complaining that no one likes him because he is a nice girl was trying to get closer to this girl by being her friend, proving my whole "nice guy" theory. He was pretending (lying) to be her friend to get cheap dates.

So there you go. You can label it anyway you want. Men are scum.

[Cyntrox]

Originally Posted by Catch

So there you go. You can label it anyway you want. Men are scum.

We built this world!







Wait a minute, that only proves your theory...

[Catch]

That was better than something elese you could have said. Kudos!

You know, women are inately stupid, so plenty women still entertaining the idea of really being friends. So anyone reading this save of all from the "I'm different" speech.

[disorder]

*RRRRRrrrrring!*
"Goth tech support, Liz speaking."
"My Goth doesn't work."
"Boy have I heard *THAT* often. Tell it to get a job."
"Nono...I mean it's not functioning properly. I think broke my Goth."
"Are you using a PC-Goth"
"No, it's pretty unconventional and bitches at society. I think the tag on its collar says S-something-M. I can't tell whether the something is an 'o' or an '&'."
"It's probably both. How fast is your Goth?"
"Well, it has 20-hole Docs..."
"Did you try re-booting it in 16-hole mode?"
"Yes. It just won't angst."
"How much random access makeup does it have?"
"A small brush and 32 sample bottles. Most of them empty."
"Are they Mac?"
"Yes."
"Okay, it's not a makeup failure, thank goodness. Those can be messy."
"What else can I do?"
"Did you try zapping the PROM?"
"My goth would never go to a Prom."
"It's healthy then, nevermind...Do you still have the receipt?"
"Let me check... um...yes"
"Well, let's see if it's still under warranty. (clicketyclick....) well, it looks like you're in luck."
"Really?"
"Yes, we have a bunch of these goths in stock. They came out after the last batch of Sisters of Mercy albums. You can just exchange it. Sign here."
"Will my new goth be just as good as my old one?"
"Depends on who you ask, dear. Some people think old goths are much better than new goths. Others think that old goths depreciate with age."
"I appreciate your help!"
*click!*

[Tha Duckman]

The second and third from last posts make this thread worth while.

Majority of females = Mild retardation.

[Tismine]

HARVEST THE BODIES!!! HARVEST THEM!!

<hint: hidden message at the bottom!>


Wooooo I'm nekked! DANCE SOCKLINGS DANCE! DANCE TO THE BEAT OF THE COCONUTS!
Take that the wrong way and die.
Oh, and Duckie-poo: I agree, despite being one of them. ^_^
Oh, wait, I'm supposed to annoy you. Erm...*poke*

[Catch]

I love being in Contentment.

Thought I'd share.

[Aaroneet]

Je peut embracer (as in to embrace) le monde pour tout le valeur. Je suis libre.

Hope that was gramatically correct.

[Catch]

Better than being in Flushing. Wild Whirly.

[Aaroneet]

I just realized I'm naturally paranoid . Oh, and I did make a mistake; it's "peux" not "peut".

[Methadrine]

Originally Posted by Aaroneet

I just realized I'm naturally paranoid .

That's good because just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean that they're not after you... *shifty eyes*

[disorder]

There is nothing like a Crown, for pickin' it up and puttin' it down.

[Wormboy]

I have the odd habits of spontaneously busting out singing Elvis songs...

[Catch]

"When the worm eats the catepillar the whole world will explode." That's what Bow-Peep said about the needles behind the outhouse.

[Aaroneet]

"When the cat isn't around, the mice dance." That expression has been floating in the confines of my brain, and resurfaces at the most inappropriate times...