Things you wish you had

[HumanePain]

That was intended to be a joke of myself by the way, not towards anyone else.
Jeez, I hope I didn't screw that up!
My sense of humor can be quite lame at times. Anyway, I would like to get rid of them. Maybe I should start a thread of "Things you wish you DIDN'T have"!

[Delicate_Torture]

NIPPLES!

[Insert random message here to increase letter count to 10]

[Draconysius]

1.A paying job
2.A very petite figure
3.No acne or eczema problems
4.A dinosaur
:3

[Heatherzilla]

- A life. I need to get my ass of the net and actually do something.
- Something I'm talented at. Everyone else seems to have something they're great at like music or art, I'm just crap at everything.
- The ability to have a functioning relationship. I tend to go running in the opposite direction whenever such things are even mentioned. I clearly still have issues.

I need to stop being so damn pessimistic. Stressing over exams is turning me into an annoying grumpy person.

[bleedingheart344]

Originally Posted by the-broken-harlequin

Your pic reminds me so much of gaara!

I take it that you're a Narutard?

[prophecyofdoom]

Things I wish for:

1. Continued wellbeing for my immediate family.
2. Financial stability
3. To have some semblance of my former social life. This would require a live-in nanny.
4. A fufilling career.
5. To look as I did when I was seventeen.
6. A laptop computer with wireless Internet.
7. A car (I'm getting pretty tired of lugging shopping bags on the bus), and to feel comfortable driving it, instead of constantly having images of horrific wreckage flashing across my mind.
8. A bar or club within walking distance of my home is always filled with interesting people.
9. To be closer to my friends.
10. To travel all over the world.
11. A satisfying relationship. With someone who dosen't turn out to be fake, or an asshole.
12. Some kind of superpower, such as the ability to read thoughts, or to fly....on second thought, I'd like the ability to orb, like in Charmed.
13. A High School Special from Garden Catering.....(Chicken nuggets & fries with seasoning and sweet n' sour/honey mustard sauce).

[MollyMac]

Nice man-boobs, HP. :P

You underrate yourself, cutie.

[Aaroneet]

As of now, I would like some sleep.

[Splintered]

Off the top of my head:

1. A 1969 Pontiac GTO
2. Two X7's with E-Grips and Flatlines
3. A Russian AK47 (Not a Romanian or Bulgarian)

But that's really trivial stuff.

Instead, I would like:

1. A more athletic body
2. My orthodontist to actually get around to deciding when I get braces
3. More knowledge on how computers work
4. My relationship to keep on lasting
5. Parents who wouldn't scare the shit out of me on a regular basis
6. To be next to my girlfriend instead of 2,500 miles away.
7. To know my biological dad more.
8. To do well in college next year.

[psyches_reflection]

1. To be in better health, or at least a concrete diagnosis. Damn the waiting!
2. To be able to buy my Dad and Stepmum a house somewhere nice so my little brother can have a stable childhood.
3. Eh, I'll admit it. Bigger tits!! Not huge, just... bigger.
4. To be able to buy nice jeans and dresses that fit - plus sized stores seem to think women with curves only want to wear itchy sacks with horrid seventies patterns on them. Blech.
5. Actually, on that note, for someone to realise that labelling people only one size bigger than the national average "plus sized" but provide readily for those five sizes smaller is illogical. End fat girl rant.
6. For human kind to evolve to a level where world peace and unity is possible.
7. Black knee-high boots that will fit my muscly legs.
8. For my boyfriend to be successful in his plans- he's trying to turn his life around and make something useful of himself.
9. A cure for procrastination.
10. To do well at Uni.
11. To spend one more week in college, sitting in the print room with the illustration group getting very little done and having a laugh. I finished college last week and I miss it all already, especially after the great end-of-year shindig we had last night. My poor head...
12. A proper, custom made corset.
13. A social life... I neglected it and it died.
14. Some cream soda and a mushroom pizza, the ULTIMATE hangover cure.

... not demanding at all, me.

HumanePain, those are quality moobs :P

[Don't Look Behind You]

things i want to have, excluding the answer "everything":

- all the clothing and shoes and accesories such as gloves or hats that I have invented in my sick little mind.

- the ability to go *snap* with my fingers and be where I want/ need to be. I hate being late all the time becuase of people throwing themselves under the tram in the morning...

- the ability to slow down time. For example to make every real minute be worth an hour of my time, so that I could get everything done.

- flawless hair and skin. And a flawless body.

- patience.

- MONEY. so that I could finaly be my own master or atleast lead a normal life without constant worries and hurt pride.

- a boyfriend that is NOT bisexual and knows how to treat a GIRL.

- acces to a library full of century old books....and the ability to read them all

- a suitcase that has extra dimentions so i can compactly pack everything i posses in it.

...i have spoken.

[MollyMac]

We all need bigger tits.

[Aaroneet]

I don't. Quite frankly, bigger tits is the last thing I need. Especially when I feel pressured to lose weight. I'm 4'11 and wear a C cup. The female part of my family has a history of being "big on top", so to speak. My aunt is 4'11 and wears a DD cup. She used to be teased about her chest size. When a twelve-year-old has to wear a size fourteen dress just to get breast support, the last thing she needs is "bigger tits".

Sorry if I'm being overly sensitive; I just don't want to end up like her. Being that "big on top" made her life miserable. So there is such a thing as "too big".

[MollyMac]

Can I borrow some, then?

But yeah, I hear ya. My best gal is about 4'11, 102 pounds soaking wet, and AFTER the reduction is still a DD. Her back, at age 27, is like that of a 45-50 year old woman's.

[Methadrine]

maybe you should wish for removable tits then in variable sizes depending on the situation? Would be quite weird though, but practical.

[the-broken-harlequin]

Originally Posted by HumanePain

You can have my man-boobs. For free.
Here they are:
http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r...ii-2007021.jpg

I looked at that for way too long.

Originally Posted by bleedingheart344

I take it that you're a Narutard?

Pretty much.
I Don't seem to like the anime as much now, just the fanfictions and naughty pics

[Cicero]

I really wish I had some free time. Not just posting on Gnet, browsing the internet free time. I'm talking days and days of uninterrupted NOTHINGNESS. Time for me to sit back and relax without an essay or exam knawing away on my mind. Go out to movies, work on my creative endeavours, etc.

I also wish I had a family capable of living in the same continent. Same country, even same HOUSE would be a bonus. Or perhaps just my mother living with me, that would be awesome.

I also wish I had a certain best friend living closeby. New York is too bloody far away.

And I'm going to hop in the bandwagon here and say bigger tits. Seriously.

[Blood blossoms]

Originally Posted by the-broken-harlequin

Don't seem to like the anime as much now, just the fanfictions and naughty pics

My roommate was a Narutard as well, so one night he decided to search for naughty pics, and boy, did he find them. Sakura now scares me because of dimensions I never knew she had.

[the-broken-harlequin]

I can not think any of other way to put this apart from LOL.

[chelseagirl]

gah! why are so many men so obsessed with huge boobs? I'm a DD, and my husband wants me to get implants. I prefer small boobies.

Let's see, things I wish I had (in no particular order):

1. a job that I actually find stimulating and enjoyable
2. a better body
3. money
4. a hot tub
5. 20/20 vision (I'm nearsighted as heck)
6. a husband who isn't sexist and selfish
7. a french bulldog puppy
8. granite countertops in my kitchen
9. a maid or housecleaning service

[Lady_Lacrimosa_Umbrae]

- A series of reforms in the world and the society, like real equality with no discrimination (for religion, gender, sexual orientation, skin colour or whatever), less povertry in Africa, peace in the world, no corrupt and/or stupid polititians, etc.
-Paler skin.
-Hair dyed red and more piercings in my ears (Though I'll get both soon! )
-A coffin-shaped handbag.
-Neverending inspiration and creative force.
-A publishing company that would give me lots of money and would market and edit my books beautifully.
-A house of my own (I live with my parents and will be in a residence next year). Or better, a 13th century church to live in it
-Ability to play a musical instrument (preferently violin, piano, or guitar).
-Vinyl disks with the machine to play them. May sound silly, but I find them gorgeous.
-The ability to teletransport to places.

Originally Posted by Draconysius

A dinosaur

I want a dinosaur too A flying one.

Originally Posted by the-broken-harlequin

The ability to communicate with pigeons. (I simply adore them!)

Something beautiful happened to me this morning. A baby pigeon flew messily into my balcony and stayed there for a while, looking tired and confused. It was tiny and his feathers were still baby-like and fluffy. I stood in the room still because I didn't want to scare him, and I watched. After a while, he started tweeting madly and was answered by another pigeon (I suppose his father). This adult came into the balcony too and flew around until the youngster felt recovered and brave again and they both took flight.
This is a little random, but you reminded me of it ^_^

[zombisoup]

I want a job. Oh so badly. D:
Also I want to movie out. But I have to wait two more years until I can do that.

And when it comes to materialistic things, I want
1) Leather pants
2) Black denim pants (they seem to not exist anywhere I look for them)
3) Moar markersplx. B:

And that about sums it up. u:

Oh, and a trip to Moscow. Which is where I'm from. I kindof miss home. :<

[Alaizabel Cray]

I would like to have my boyfriend live here, instead of England. The distance is kind of starting to hurt.

I'd also like to be able to live at Disneyland. It really is the happiest place on Earth. I'd just camp out in the little cabin on Tom Sawyer Island and yeah, perfect.

Oh, and I really really really want to keep my pale skin but make it unable to get sunburned. That would be extremely nice.

[KontanKarite]

A job that at least gives me time off on the right times of the month to go out with friends. I'm close, damn close to it.

Oh, and a world where colors lack meaning so that wearing black all the time wont be a friggin sin. If not that, than for the world to realize that pastels are more oppressive than they are people friendly.

A world that celebrates diversity instead of fearing it.

A complete cure to any STD and it be cheap or not overly priced. Actually, cheap medicine that cures the problem instead of treating the symptoms.

I would also like to be more of a winter instead of a spring or autumn type person.

In other words, I'm not really blue pale, I'm yellow pale. Oh well...

[Edward Strange]

I would love to live in Camden.

It's all I would ever need. I'd just potter around there forever. How I love london.

Ah, right. Okay.

1. Job with the Met Police (London's where it happens you know!)
2. A swanky london flat ("Edward's pad") where me and my woman could live, and decorate it like we dreamed.
3. Membership to Slimelight.
4. Money, oh, so much money.

Money can't buy me love, but it can buy me cool things in Camden.

'Nuff said.