the Corrupted Wishes game - Page 74

HumanePain · 07-05-2007, 06:04 AM

Granted: it is now streaked...with gray.

I wish I could get by everyday with only four hours of sleep.

Dark_love_2008 · 07-05-2007, 11:05 AM

Granted* However, you effect everyone else to only get 4 hours of sleep as well and they all band together to kill you and break their curse.

I wish the world didn't need money.

Alaizabel Cray · 07-05-2007, 11:45 AM

Granted. But now the world can't find another means of bartering for items, and everyone just steals it all for themselves, leaving many to starve to death.

Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener. xD

Lapin · 07-05-2007, 11:53 AM

Granted, but you get eaten by a five-year-old.

I wish I had a date.

biohazard · 07-05-2007, 01:48 PM

Granted, but she is your worst possible taste. She dislikes anything you like, and likes everything you don`t. You both go on a date and end up in a fight.

I wish I didn`t have to go to school.

PutridLily · 07-05-2007, 02:28 PM

Granted, now school comes to you everyday instead. Math lessons are now held in your living room etc

I wish I could sleep.

Aaroneet · 07-05-2007, 02:28 PM

Granted, but your mind would rot in the process that is life.

I wish I didn't have to do any summer reading.

Lapin · 07-05-2007, 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by biohazard

Granted, but she is your worst possible taste. She dislikes anything you like, and likes everything you don`t. You both go on a date and end up in a fight.

Lovie, I'm a -girl-. (Not that I wouldn't date another girl....but still...I wanted a boy)

Granted! It is now winter and you have to do Holiday Reading.

I wish my cousin wouldn't try to kill me so often...

Aaroneet · 07-05-2007, 03:11 PM

Granted, but the lack of attention would leave you to feel neglected.

I wish I didn't have writers' block.

Lapin · 07-05-2007, 03:45 PM

Granted, but now the only thing you're inspired to write are paperback romance novels.

I wish I could finally figure out what I'm doing.

Alaizabel Cray · 07-05-2007, 09:28 PM

Granted, but now that you know, it horrifies you to the point where you go insane, never moving or speaking another word ever again.

I wish I could find a nifty hobby to keep busy with.

She_Is_My_Sin · 07-05-2007, 09:32 PM

Granted but you become obssessed with it up until the point it is no longer a hobby, but a way of life.

I wish my work was completed.

Alaizabel Cray · 07-05-2007, 09:36 PM

Granted. Only now you have different work to do, and a lot more of it.

I wish I had a closet that would just spit out whatever clothes I wanted, without me having to actually buy them.

She_Is_My_Sin · 07-05-2007, 09:38 PM

Granted. But the clothes only last for about 15 minutes. The they just fade away...

I wish I had plans for the weekend.

Alaizabel Cray · 07-05-2007, 09:56 PM

Granted. You've just been scheduled for a very risky, painful, and humiliating (not to mention completely unnecessary) experimental surgical procedure this Saturday morning.

I wish I wasn't addicted to FreeCell and Solitaire.

She_Is_My_Sin · 07-05-2007, 09:59 PM

Granted. You're addicted to caffine quite badly.

I wish I knew where my favourite image of Patrick Wolf was.

Alaizabel Cray · 07-05-2007, 10:05 PM

Granted. Unfortunately, even though you now know it's location, you'll still never be able to get your hands on it.

I wish twelve year-old boys would not blatantly laugh at me as their parents stand by, acknowledge what the child is doing, and say nothing about it.

Lapin · 07-05-2007, 10:20 PM

Granted, but now they get the firewood ready to burn you at the stake.

I wish moving to Ireland was easier...(fuck you immigration!)

biohazard · 07-05-2007, 10:27 PM

Granted, but after a year, you have to move yet again someplace else.

I wish that I had 800 dollars....

Alaizabel Cray · 07-05-2007, 10:28 PM

Granted. But now Ireland sucks and you wonder why you ever moved in the first place.

I wish I could eat all I wanted without gaining weight or ever getting to that "I'm so full I think I'll explode" zone.

Alaizabel Cray · 07-05-2007, 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by biohazard

Granted, but after a year, you have to move yet again someplace else.

I wish that I had 800 dollars....

Granted, but it's in McDonalds bucks.

*points to above wish*

She_Is_My_Sin · 07-06-2007, 03:04 AM

Granted. But your skin goes an attractive shade of beetroot.

I wish I had some bread.

Dark_love_2008 · 07-06-2007, 11:07 AM

Granted* But you fall asleep and you house is demolised in a freak accident on the street. pleasent dreams for eternity...

I wish I could talk to my best friend.

biohazard · 07-06-2007, 02:38 PM

Granted, but he/she will die the day after tomorrow, making it impossible for you to talk to that person ever again.

I wish that I could take my dog when I go to college.

Ishkabibble · 07-06-2007, 06:53 PM

Granted, but the dog runs out of your apartment and into the streets. Being new to the place, she gets lost and you find her dead under the wheel of a gasoline truck two blocks away from your apartment.

I wish my teeth didn't hurt so much.