Soy Makes You Gay - Page 2

Corpsey · 06-29-2007, 07:27 PM

I never eat soy. I don't even know what the hell I eat these days, yet I consider myself quite feminine for the purposes of this debate. Ugh, this is about as logical as those scientists that were disecting gay sheep brains in their attempts to find a cure for the "gay" gene.

What I really want to know is this: If I eat more Soy or actually add it to my diet, will I get better contours? =D

DarkGentleman · 06-29-2007, 10:11 PM

I have heard more claims about soy being bad for you such as, breast cancer, memory loss, less sexual drive, blah, blah, blah. Anyways, to me, it's just some numbnut (or some pissed off dairy farmer) trying to say that soy can be good for you is actually bad.

I have had soy in my diet and I feel no different.

Lapin · 06-29-2007, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Pancakes of Doom

Solar panels, hybrid cars, premarital sex, and voting Democrat all make you gay; jeez didn't you get the memo?

This explains so much about me.......

Wait? What memo?! Why did I not get this memo?!

Tha Duckman · 06-29-2007, 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkGentleman

I have heard more claims about soy being bad for you such as, breast cancer, memory loss, less sexual drive, blah, blah, blah. Anyways, to me, it's just some numbnut (or some pissed off dairy farmer) trying to say that soy can be good for you is actually bad.

I have had soy in my diet and I feel no different.

YET!!!!!!!

Redgauntlet · 06-30-2007, 12:28 AM

If soy can make you gay, then cow farts can burn a hole in the ozone layer.

Tha Duckman · 06-30-2007, 12:36 AM

Actually, they can and are. Hard to believe, but cows are responsible for a large amount of it, those commie bastards!!!

Redgauntlet · 06-30-2007, 10:33 AM

Well, I guess you've been taking way too much soy milk.

Kitten of the Catacomb · 06-30-2007, 06:01 PM

Hah...? That was a rather unfunny joke. Last year I had to write a paper proving that homosexuality was a biological occurence. Never in my research have I come across "soy" being a reason for homosexuality. It has a lot to do with the hypothalmus (which is responsible for certain hormones) being smaller/larger than the average hypothalmus. Anyway, I digress. What a bad article.

Redgauntlet · 07-01-2007, 12:07 AM

Unfunny? Eh. I wasn't exactly in a cheerful mood when I posted a reply. I was just being sarcastic about the soy milk bullshit.

Kitten of the Catacomb · 07-01-2007, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Redgauntlet

Unfunny? Eh. I wasn't exactly in a cheerful mood when I posted a reply. I was just being sarcastic about the soy milk bullshit.

Haha, sorry. I meant that the article was a rather unfunny joke. Your joke, on the otherhand, made me chuckle.

Lady_Lacrimosa_Umbrae · 07-01-2007, 09:53 AM

Is this article truly for real? O_o It still sounds like parody to me...

Redgauntlet · 07-02-2007, 07:46 PM

Yeah but that preacher man seemed pretty serious to me. :/

psyches_reflection · 07-03-2007, 08:46 AM

If soy contains so much oestrogen, why hasn't my tofu-rich diet cured my hormone imbalance?

Nonsense-mongers. This is bad as that story about the Church blaming homosexuals for the torrential rain...

Seektoamplify · 07-04-2007, 05:48 PM

Hmmm... If I recall from my thousands of hours of surfing the Wikipedia, estrogen doesn’t make people gay. It will make hormonal changes, but doesn’t make one gay, that happens at birth. Now if that wasn't driving the truck through their credibility hole, I don't know what will.

Crying_Crimson_Tears · 07-04-2007, 06:34 PM

In a study I read on Yahoo! (and I am serious this was a real study) if you're gay you get it from your mom's side of the family.

biohazard · 07-08-2007, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Godslayer Jillian

Of course, the article is still idiotic, because about four fifths of what we eat is soy-based. What do they give cows and chicken to eat? Soy grains.
It's hilarious that conservatives make this claim, and yet they will gradually 'become gay' because they love their good old Texan style steaks grown in good old slaughterhouses that would rather shut down than listen to leftist environmentalist propaganda.

Jillian is right, if the article were true, everyone would be gay. Or at least, there would be a much greater gay population than there is at the moment. That is a major flaw on this theory, and why it should not be accepted.

killer_asian_Dax · 07-08-2007, 09:37 PM

It's still a foolishly funny notion to think of at times of boredom.

"Oh my! The soy has made teh boyz gh3y and sie girls lezbos!" tee hee hee.

Metabolik · 08-25-2007, 02:27 PM

Is there any type of food that can make you straight again? What if I ate HALF a soy burger, would that make me bi-sexual?

Tristanna · 08-25-2007, 03:58 PM

Im allergic to dairy and soy is great

That articles TOTALLY crazy!

Metabolik · 08-25-2007, 04:07 PM

Allergic to dairy...bummer...but my questiom still hasn't been answered! IF I EAT HALF A SOY BURGER WILL I BECOME BI?!
I hope to god that the soy thing isn't true, I had a soy burger in France. taking it in the ass the rest of my life wasn't on my to do list...and a 13 year old gay is kinda weird.

Senor_Sadomachism · 09-12-2007, 03:05 PM

Metabolik... I've been openly gay since I was 13, and I've had thoughts since 2nd grade. Nothing ever happened to me, I was never molested etc. So I guess it's okay to say that some of us are just fucking born that way. I'm just saying, I don't really think age matters.

drewsilla · 09-26-2007, 11:09 AM

*gives exaggerated gasp and rolls eyes*

Well, I guess I've gone and made my son gay, b/c that's what he's been drinking since he was a baby! Damn milk allergy! Thank you right wing crazies for helping me be a better mom. I'll stop right now before he breaks out into songs from musicals!!

*rolls eyes some more*

NachtSorcier · 09-26-2007, 11:36 AM

Hmm. Aside from the soy that one gets from eating meat, I've never eaten a soy product in my life, yet I'm gayer than Christmas.

It must be because my grandma let me play with Barbies when I was little. Or maybe I watched "The Wizard of Oz" too many times. That Judy Garland is a gay-maker, you know.

allie_kat · 09-26-2007, 03:16 PM

I'll start with I'm a Christian, but please don't lump me in with that group of dip shits! Why does one group of retards have to ruin it for everyone else?

And I'll end with when was they last time you heard a straight man order a venti no foam extra hot reduced fat toffee nut soy latte? Lol. I'm such a loser, I crack myself up!

Beneath the Shadows · 09-26-2007, 03:47 PM

I've never heard any guys order anything sounding even remotely like that... gay, straight, or otherwise...