Silly or weird conversations - Page 2

Aaroneet · 06-30-2007, 11:38 AM

*in my French class*

Teacher: What's your ethnicity?
Me: Hmm...I'm Polish, Austrian, Hungarian, and German.
Student: *interjects*
Wait a minute! You can't be German!
Me: Why...not? *forms face so that one eyebrow is dramatically
raised to show skepticism*.
Student: Because you're Jewish.
Me: *in befuddlement*
Teacher: *in broken English, misunderstanding the intent of Student*
You can't mix up ethnicities. Wake up, man.
Me: Yeah, there's such a thing as German Jews.
Student: OH! I thought...
Me: No, it's possible; Judaism is a religion.
*whispers to self* Just thought I'd point that out.

Lady_Lacrimosa_Umbrae · 07-01-2007, 10:30 AM

I always have the hope that people can't get more stupid... but again, the human race surprises me... ^^U

Aaroneet · 07-01-2007, 10:36 AM

There's plenty more where that came from; trust me.

Lapin · 07-01-2007, 10:56 AM

Before I quit, I was a cashier at the PX. (Like the army Wal-Mart)

Allow me to relay this incident:

Young soldier, young soldier's friend, and myself are the players.

YS: Your hair is really blonde.
M: Yes, yes it is.
YS: Like Billy Idol.
M: I suppose so.
YS: Do you like Billy Idol?
M: Err...(at this point, he is done being checked out, and three people have left my line because he won't leave) (His friend is telling me in mock sign-language to just stop talking).....yes, I suppose I do.
YS: (nods) Hey! You were at the movies last night!
M: Yes.
YS: I was too. Did you see my row?
M: (Privately thinking that it was a little hard to miss ten soldiers in uniform in a nearly empty theatre) Sure.
YS: Yep. Cool movie right?
YSF: You went to a movie?
YS: You had class. So why were you there?
M: I was a bit bored.
YS: (nods yet again) When I'm bored, I play with Pokemon cards.
(Myself and his friend are staring at him)
M: Is that true?
YSF: I'm his roomate, and I've never seen that.
YS: You know, I never get to see girls anymore. The girls are in a seperate dorm.
M: I'm sorry.
YSF: Okay, time to go. (Pushes him away, and they both wave)

My friend at the other register: What the hell way he talking about?
M: I have no idea.

Don't Look Behind You · 07-01-2007, 04:00 PM

LOL. Looks like you made a very lonely guy's day.

psyches_reflection · 07-03-2007, 12:51 PM

A short one, from my school days:

M - Me
RS - Random Scally. And I mean random, I'd never seen him in school before or since.

(Whilst trying to catch up on homework in the library)
RS: OI! GOFF!!
M: (ignores)
RS: I said you, goff, don' ignore me.
M: Excuse me?
RS: You evah commited suicide, lahh?
M: Evidently not.
RS: Yerr wha?
M: If I'd committed suicide, I'd be dead. You mean have I attempted it, and again, no.
RS: Don' geh smaart wi' me, Goff, yeh f**kin' slag.
M: That would be pointless. Goodbye.
RS: (Walking away, talking to friends) Beh she's done it loaaaads, f**kin' Goff. Always killin' themselves.

DeathChii · 07-03-2007, 12:59 PM

Me and my friend Perin always have fucked up conversations... I have one saved but I don't think I wana post it =\
It's too... offensive, disgusting, and racist xD ... we don't mean it though ^^;

Linen · 07-03-2007, 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by psyches_reflection

A short one, from my school days:

M - Me
RS - Random Scally. And I mean random, I'd never seen him in school before or since.

(Whilst trying to catch up on homework in the library)
RS: OI! GOFF!!
M: (ignores)
RS: I said you, goff, don' ignore me.
M: Excuse me?
RS: You evah commited suicide, lahh?
M: Evidently not.
RS: Yerr wha?
M: If I'd committed suicide, I'd be dead. You mean have I attempted it, and again, no.
RS: Don' geh smaart wi' me, Goff, yeh f**kin' slag.
M: That would be pointless. Goodbye.
RS: (Walking away, talking to friends) Beh she's done it loaaaads, f**kin' Goff. Always killin' themselves.

ROTFLMAO!!!!

Sounds like something from a movie!

Lady_Lacrimosa_Umbrae · 07-04-2007, 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by psyches_reflection

f**kin' Goff. Always killin' themselves.

That last line made my day, truly.

Lapin · 07-04-2007, 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Don't Look Behind You

LOL. Looks like you made a very lonely guy's day.

They all seem pretty bored and lonely.

biohazard · 07-04-2007, 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lady_Lacrimosa_Umbrae

Mister Average Jock: Hello
Me: Hello
Mister Average Jock: Look... ehm... I was wondering... Are you a goth? If you don't mind me asking...
Me: Ehm... I suppose I am... Yes.
Mister Average Jock: Can I ask you something? You know, I'm curious...
Me: (he wasn't being rude, so I decided to answer) Of course.
Mister Average Jock: Why do you wear black?
Me: Uhm... I like it.
Mister Average Jock: Ahm... and... tell me... when those clothes get dirty... What do you do?
Me: (starting to freak out and wondering what do other people do when clothes get dirty) ... I... I wash them...
Mister Average Jock: Ahm... but then, what do you wear while the clothes are being washed and getting dried?
Me: (with lots of wild doubts about Mister Average Jock's hygiene habits running in my head)... I wear others.
Mister Average Jock: Other clothes?
Me: Yes.
Mister Average Jock: Do you have other clothes?
Me: Yes.
Mister Average Jock: And... are they all like that?
Me: Yes... I mean, they're not just the same as these (at this point I feel that I have to explain everything clear), but they also look "goth" if that's what you mean...

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This conversation shows how ignorant some people really are. How can a person not have other clothes? It would not be possible. Also, the average jock or any person has to respect what other people wear, and accept that not everyone wears what they like. Everyone is free to do what they want to do in life, and that includes way of dressing and way of thinking.

the-broken-harlequin · 07-08-2007, 09:17 AM

I am obviously Harley loves liam !, this girl came on out of the blue calling me sexy.
I didn't like people like that.

[c=13] life is like a tight skirt the more you try to fit in the more it hurts[/c] says:
Hey very sexy little boy
Harley loves liam ! says:
Ok
[c=13] life is like a tight skirt the more you try to fit in the more it hurts[/c] says:
whats up? dont you want me ?
Harley loves liam ! says:
They told me females get emotional during puberty
Harley loves liam ! says:
Uh well I havea boyfriend
Harley loves liam ! says:
And By the way that isa terrible pick-up line
Harley loves liam ! says:
at least try and flatter me or something
Harley loves liam ! says:
I mean sexy ok, but little?
Kind of makes me seem low huh?
[c=13] life is like a tight skirt the more you try to fit in the more it hurts[/c] says:
You are small though
[c=13] life is like a tight skirt the more you try to fit in the more it hurts[/c] says:
I mean arent you 10?
Harley loves liam ! says:
no¬¬ I am 13
[c=13] life is like a tight skirt the more you try to fit in the more it hurts[/c] says:
Oh Baby thats very cute
Harley loves liam ! says:
You seem very desperate you know
Harley loves liam ! says:
Don't whine, I rarely compliment
Harley loves liam ! says:
Did you block me?
Harley loves liam ! says:
Wise

Lady_Lacrimosa_Umbrae · 07-08-2007, 10:14 AM

Biohazard, you know, that conversation makes me worry more about this guy's wardrobe rather that about his respect for me... (he was respectful though... in a way...)... but I mean... by sound of it, it looks as though he didn't have any other clothes! What does he do? Sit naked in front of the washing machine waiting?

the-broken-harlequin · 07-09-2007, 11:28 AM

I also met her again.
Harley loves (L)Liam!(L) says:
My god your still alive!
Horny!! says:
Yeah babes =]
Harley loves (L)Liam!(L) says:
I see
Harley loves (L)Liam!(L) says:
still horny as your name implies?
Horny!! says:
Yes
Horny!! says:

Harley loves (L)Liam!(L) says:
ok
Harley loves (L)Liam!(L) says:
Where do you live then?
Horny!! says:
London you ?
Harley loves (L)Liam!(L) says:
the same
Harley loves (L)Liam!(L) says:
I might call you when liam dumps me
Horny!! says:
Awww