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07-04-2007, 08:32 PM
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Ladies...
How much would you have to love your man to perform a blumpkin on him?
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07-04-2007, 08:56 PM
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EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
If it's someone's fetish here to each his own.
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07-04-2007, 09:14 PM
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Quite a bit
Definitely quite a bit
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07-04-2007, 09:23 PM
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It's on my list o' things to try out. I mean, I think pooping is awesome. Poop itself isn't a fetish of mine, but GOSH do I ever like to poop. Especially when I haven't pooped in a long time...
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07-04-2007, 09:24 PM
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Oh....that's nice....
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07-04-2007, 09:25 PM
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What the fcuk is a blumpkin? I thought I was pretty knowledgable about sexual matters......
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07-04-2007, 09:26 PM
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If it's pooping I'd never, ever.
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07-04-2007, 09:34 PM
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A blumpkin is when a dude's taking a poo poo, and then his special friend kisses his pee pee machine.
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07-04-2007, 11:48 PM
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*Gags*
....blech!..... I've seen pictures of that, now I know the term.... Yuck, why would anyone want to do that?
I suppose if I really really loved the person, and his shit quite literally did not stink.... No, nevermind, I just don't think I could do it.
This reminds me, I actually own a copy of "Nugget" magazine, I got it as a kind of goof, to put on the coffee table during a party awhile back.
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07-05-2007, 12:17 AM
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HIGH FIVE!!! Poop is funny.
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07-05-2007, 01:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Tha Duckman
How much would you have to love your man to perform a blumpkin on him?
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O_O
*spits drink at screen*
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07-05-2007, 01:33 AM
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Yeah, but you never answered my question...
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07-05-2007, 01:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Saphyra Runa
EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
If it's someone's fetish here to each his own.
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I think this is the funniest post I've seen on here.
"EWWWWWW, THAT'S FUCKING SICK WHAT WRONG WITH YOU, YOU DAMN MANIAC!?!?!?
If you happen to enjoy blumpkins, then hooray for you  ."
It's like a nifty little disclaimer.
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07-05-2007, 10:34 AM
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I just prefer not to involve poop with sex. EVER.
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07-05-2007, 10:54 AM
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Really Duckman, the heights of intellectual thought and creativity are expressed without limits in your deep and thought provoking posts. They are a credit to your mind and spirit, and grace our community with fame and astounding sagaciousness.
Please spare us the continuing brightness of your luminary wisdom, lest we all be blinded in a burning flash of your fantastic flatulence. Not to mention the stench.
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07-05-2007, 11:05 AM
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Hey, the majority of my threads have at least three pages. If you don;t like them, don't read anything with my name on it. Simple as.
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07-05-2007, 11:58 AM
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Nice one, HP! 
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07-05-2007, 11:58 AM
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Yeah, nice one!!!
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07-05-2007, 12:52 PM
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Originally Posted by HumanePain
Really Duckman, the heights of intellectual thought and creativity are expressed without limits in your deep and thought provoking posts. They are a credit to your mind and spirit, and grace our community with fame and astounding sagaciousness.
Please spare us the continuing brightness of your luminary wisdom, lest we all be blinded in a burning flash of your fantastic flatulence. Not to mention the stench.
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HAH!
That well deserves an enthusiastic *high five*
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07-05-2007, 01:17 PM
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Your asking the wrong question.
If's not natural for a person to perform [put sexual / fetish / action / whatever here] then that person shouldn't be doing it, not matter how much he/she/it loves the other. It's about prefferences, sexuality. They have to fit togheter.
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07-05-2007, 01:30 PM
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I figured I wouldn't have to bother with that, as I assume that people are not retards and do not need every single aspect of life explained to them.
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07-05-2007, 01:33 PM
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YOu'd be surprised
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07-05-2007, 01:41 PM
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OK, I'll rephrase :
If you happened to like giving blow jobs and did not mind poop, or even found poop to be arousing, and your special friend enjoyed receiving blow jobs and just happened to need a dookie, sat on the toilet and became aroused, due to either the poop, his special friend, the unexplained phenomenon of the Needless Boner or something else, would you willingly partake in a blumpkin, so as to satisfy your special friend during his moment of faecal excretion?
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07-05-2007, 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Tha Duckman
A blumpkin is when a dude's taking a poo poo, and then his special friend kisses his pee pee machine.
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How disturbing...I would never do that. Well, duckman, I hope your wife does that to you, if it makes you feel better.
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07-05-2007, 02:05 PM
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I don't have a wife  .
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