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05-15-2007, 02:48 PM
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: NoVa
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Oh I forgot....
There are three types of lies.....Lies, Damned Lies and Statistics.
-Mark Twain
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05-19-2007, 07:21 PM
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#52
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Canada
Posts: 2,095
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Slipknot-Duality "You cannot kill what you did not create"
Naruto - "Once a failure, always a failure."
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05-19-2007, 07:52 PM
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#53
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Somewhere Else, CA
Posts: 971
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"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
If you don't know where this came from- GET OUT!
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05-19-2007, 08:10 PM
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#54
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
Posts: 7,449
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"Paranoia is a survival trait."
-me
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05-19-2007, 08:20 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Blountsville, AL
Posts: 2,619
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I heard this one on Python's Flying Circus the other night.
man 1: Should I show you the door?
man 2: No thanks, I saw it on the way in.
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05-20-2007, 06:38 AM
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#56
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Join Date: May 2007
Posts: 1,419
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From Donnie Darko:
Donnie: why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?
Frank: why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
And also donnies smurf speech, I'll look for it.
Edit: was easier to find that I thought
DONNIE: First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?
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05-29-2007, 02:18 PM
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#57
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Calgary AB 0_o
Posts: 443
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My favorite quote is "You are cruel and unusual but mostly unusual"
but I can't remember where it's from.
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05-29-2007, 02:37 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Norway
Posts: 1,446
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"Lets look at it from the bright side - the last thing they'll expect is an areal insertion from underground." -Halo
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Give a man a fire, and he is warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he is warm for the rest of his life.
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05-29-2007, 02:39 PM
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#59
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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Haha, wtf?
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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05-29-2007, 03:56 PM
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#60
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Join Date: May 2007
Posts: 1,419
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Its when their ship is flying through some underground tunnels.
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05-29-2007, 07:25 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Minnesota, USA
Posts: 4,448
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"You talking to me?" Travis Bickle in Taxi Driver. One of my favorite movies.
"Black man, white man, yellow man, RIP THE SYSTEM!" KMFDM, one of the most underrated industrial bands out there.
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07-20-2007, 05:12 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: At work.
Posts: 842
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"You touched Pete's Piece! Nobody touches Pete's Piece!"
-Pete, "The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr."
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07-20-2007, 05:18 PM
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#63
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
Posts: 4,603
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Anything that I say, think, type or otherwise.
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07-20-2007, 05:21 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: At work.
Posts: 842
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Righteous, Duck!
btw, the music of Bipolar Joe is not ungood.
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07-20-2007, 05:24 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
Posts: 4,603
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Thanks. I like to do drugs and make muzak!
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07-20-2007, 05:28 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: At work.
Posts: 842
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I stole a Muzak CD from a job I once worked at. I played it at everyone unfortunate enough to find themselves trapped in my car for about a month straight. I have since used said CD as part of a Robot Wars-esque creation, which has also been destroyed. What does anything I have just said have to do with anything?
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07-20-2007, 05:33 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
Posts: 4,603
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You want something fun to do? Take a shitty old portable CD player walkman thing, and open the back so you see the circuit board. Put the CD in, play it, listen to the headphones, lick one of your fingers and poke the circuits. You get some awesome noises.
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07-20-2007, 06:03 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: In a magical cupcake world.
Posts: 878
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"Envy the country that has heroes-
Pity the country that needs them"
~Don't remember
"I laugh and my laughter is not within me;
I burn and the burning is not seen outside"
-Niccolo Machiavelli
"Point me out the happy man and I will point you out either egotism, selfishness, evil -or else an absolute ignorance."
-Graham Greene
" "Let there be light!" said God, and there was light.
"Let there be blood!" said man, and there's a sea. "
-George Gordon, Lord Byron
"Men talk of killing time, while time quietly kills them."
~ Dion Boucicault
"Modern death is a matter of bright rooms and hard machines. Live long enough, and you might be filed away in a nursing home, your history scoured away, your life winnowed down to a few items on the table and some pictures of people who don't come around enough.
When you are about to pass on, there is no quiet to attend you: busy fuss and professional zeal strive to bring you back, nail you to the soft cross of the rented bed."
- James Lileks
You can learn a lot about a person if you just take the time to inject them with sodium pentothal.
-Anonymous
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
-Bill Watterson
The willing, Destiny guides them; the unwilling, Destiny drags them.
-Seneca the Younger
The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his.
-George S. Patton
Truth, justice, honor...none of that's worth shit. What matters is people, and people aren't honest or just or honorable. They're petty and they're angry and they're afraid, and all anyone really wants, deep down, is to be wanted. And what's truth to that?
-M. Clark
Oderint, dum metuant. -- Let them hate, so long as they fear.
-Accius
If you're going to do something wrong, at least enjoy it.
-Leo C. Rosten
TEACHER: Explain Newton's First Law of Motion in your own words.
CALVIN: Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz.
-Bill Watterson
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
-Mark Twain
Futue te ipsum et caballum tuum. -- Screw you and the horse you rode in on.
-Anonymous
You can't make a person love you...you can only stalk them and hope for the best.
-Anonymous
I became lazy after the first couple quotes...and I have so many more.
I'm a quote whore.
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07-20-2007, 06:12 PM
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Flushing, NY
Posts: 3,206
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Those were unbelievable quotes, Tismine. I especially liked the one by Machiavelli.
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"Live for today, but know that tomorrow always comes- even if not for you."-MollyMac
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07-20-2007, 06:14 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 3,332
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"but anyway..."
-me
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Wasted forever, on speed, bikes and booze.
"Meow. Mew. Mrow. Maow? Miaox." - Lovely Delkaetre speaks cat.
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07-20-2007, 06:35 PM
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#71
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Norway
Posts: 1,446
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"I'm your father!" - Star Wars
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! !" - Star Wars
See, Star Wars is awesome ^.^
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Give a man a fire, and he is warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he is warm for the rest of his life.
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07-20-2007, 07:32 PM
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#72
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Flushing, NY
Posts: 3,206
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I actually have a few more quotes that I like:
"If you can surrender to the air, then you can ride it".-Toni Morrison
"O' It is my lady; o' it is my love".-Shakespeare (ROMEO AND JULIET)
"Men are a sorry lot".-Niccolo Machiavelli
"False face hides what the false heart doth know".-Shakespeare (MACBETH)
"Men are a sorry lot".-Niccolo Machiavelli
"Only death is eternal".-KMFDM
"The higher in calories something is, the better it tastes. That explains why chocolate cake is high in calories, while fruit has almost no calories".-Dave Barry
"It is a far, far better thing I do then I have ever done. It is a far, far better rest I go to than I have ever gone".-Charles Dickens (A TALE OF TWO CITIES)
"How could I save you when I couldn't save a dime?"-Jawbreaker
Je peut embracer (embrace) le monde pour tout le valeur. Je suis libre.-me
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"Live for today, but know that tomorrow always comes- even if not for you."-MollyMac
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07-20-2007, 08:03 PM
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#73
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: In a magical cupcake world.
Posts: 878
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I don't remember where I heard it, but I LOVE how it sounds:
"You're cute when you scream."
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Yay for sadistic killings!
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07-20-2007, 08:50 PM
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#74
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: a house
Posts: 319
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the eyes are the windows to the soul, and your not going to like what you see
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proud to be a furry
love me or hate me i wont change
the eyes are the windows to the soul, are you afraid of what you see?
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07-20-2007, 10:50 PM
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#75
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: At work.
Posts: 842
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Originally Posted by Tha Duckman
You want something fun to do? Take a shitty old portable CD player walkman thing, and open the back so you see the circuit board. Put the CD in, play it, listen to the headphones, lick one of your fingers and poke the circuits. You get some awesome noises.
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Which leads me to another favorite quote,
"It tastes like burning."
-Ralph Wiggum
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