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08-26-2007, 09:52 PM
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#1951
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Canada
Posts: 2,095
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Granted, by while flying there the dragon burns you down.
I wish I was a dragon.
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A tisket, a tasket, a victim in a casket.
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08-27-2007, 09:32 AM
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#1952
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Ottawa, Canada
Posts: 1,888
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Granted, but after a few years, a knight in shining armour slays you in glorious combat on the high plains.
I wish I was a siberian tiger.
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A prank a day keeps the dog leash away - Jello Biafra
I want your skulls! I NEED your skulls! - Misfits
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08-27-2007, 10:17 AM
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#1953
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: On Some Planet
Posts: 382
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Granted. But you get eaten by a siberian Dragon.
I wish I was a member of this forum.
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"Die, Die, We All Pass Away! But Don't Wear A Frown Cuz It's Really Okay! You Might Try And Hide, You Might Try And Pray, But We All End Up The Remains Of The Day!"
-The Corpse Bride
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08-27-2007, 12:28 PM
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#1954
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Colorado
Posts: 261
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Granted, but then you are sucked in and all you live for is increasing your post count...you post some threads of which you are less than proud...and your internet connection gives out permanently, leaving you devastated.
I wish the leaves would stop falling off the trees this early.
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Lasciate ogni speranza, voi ch'entrateSarcasm=You poooooooor baby. You gonna go cwy to your mommy? Did she bring you your bottle a minute wate? You poooooooor wittle baby.
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08-27-2007, 08:53 PM
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#1955
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Canada
Posts: 2,095
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Granted, they delay their fall two months, but then next year, they fall 2 months earlier.
I wish I had the monkey`s paw.
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08-28-2007, 11:30 AM
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#1956
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: England, South Glos, Bristol
Posts: 1,459
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Granted. but Indiana Jones steals it from you in his new upcoming film...and then gets eaten by a dragon (finally)
I wish that next time I wished I got 3 extra wishes.
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08-28-2007, 12:47 PM
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#1957
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: On Some Planet
Posts: 382
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Granted, but those three extra wishes turn on you and eat you alive. Just like all of your other wishes did.
I wish I could think of something to draw.
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"Die, Die, We All Pass Away! But Don't Wear A Frown Cuz It's Really Okay! You Might Try And Hide, You Might Try And Pray, But We All End Up The Remains Of The Day!"
-The Corpse Bride
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08-28-2007, 12:55 PM
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#1958
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: England, South Glos, Bristol
Posts: 1,459
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Granted. But you draw something sooooo fucking gay...the world hates you for it.
Now for those 3 extra wishes
1. I wish my wishes didn't eat me.
2. I wish that wish 3 could not be corrupted.
3. I wish I had the power to control darkness.
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Boobies make me smile
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08-28-2007, 09:53 PM
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#1959
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: a sneeze away from San Francisco
Posts: 2,144
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You get your wishes, but that means your next three wishes won't come true.
I wish I wasn't so shy.
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At some point, you need to look yourself in the mirror and realize that what other people did to you does not define you as a person. You and your actions define who you are as a person. It's up to you to be a good person, in spite of all the evil you've faced. In fact, it should be because of the evil you see that it's good you do. Be the change you want in the world. Next time someone tells me that they're an asshole because they've had a bad life, I'm stabbing them in the eye with a spork.
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08-29-2007, 05:20 PM
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#1960
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Flushing, NY
Posts: 3,206
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Granted, and you are too outgoing for your own good.
I wish my friend was a bit less garrulous.
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"Live for today, but know that tomorrow always comes- even if not for you."-MollyMac
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08-29-2007, 05:25 PM
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#1961
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Colorado
Posts: 261
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Granted, but then s/he stops talking and only uses sign language to communicate. S/he signs so fast, s/he pokes your eye out.
I wish that my life did not seem to be passing before me so quickly.
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Lasciate ogni speranza, voi ch'entrateSarcasm=You poooooooor baby. You gonna go cwy to your mommy? Did she bring you your bottle a minute wate? You poooooooor wittle baby.
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08-30-2007, 04:18 PM
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#1962
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Flushing, NY
Posts: 3,206
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Granted, and it seems interminable.
I wish I could get some time away from my family.
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"Live for today, but know that tomorrow always comes- even if not for you."-MollyMac
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08-30-2007, 07:32 PM
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#1963
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Canada
Posts: 2,095
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Granted, but now you have to live by yourself. They send you money, but it is not enough for your living. You must go to work and abandon school in order to do so. You cannot go back to your parent`s home, and they can`t send any more money to pay for education.
I wish I was home-schooled.
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A tisket, a tasket, a victim in a casket.
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08-31-2007, 06:03 AM
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#1964
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Flushing, NY
Posts: 3,206
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Granted, but your social life diminishes because you have fewer and fewer chances to meet new people.
I wish I had a digital camera.
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"Live for today, but know that tomorrow always comes- even if not for you."-MollyMac
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08-31-2007, 06:06 AM
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#1965
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: "Under the silence in dreams"
Posts: 1,446
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Granted, but you need to recharge the battery after every single shot.
I wish I had a super-power.
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This is the strangest life I've ever known - Jim Morrison
Alas! Must it ever be so?
Do we stand in our own light, wherever we go,
And fight our own shadows forever? - Edward Bulwer-Lytton
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08-31-2007, 06:11 AM
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#1966
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Flushing, NY
Posts: 3,206
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Granted, but it's not a very helpful or useful one.
I wish that my camp would pay its counselors more money.
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"Live for today, but know that tomorrow always comes- even if not for you."-MollyMac
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09-01-2007, 06:27 AM
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#1967
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: England, South Glos, Bristol
Posts: 1,459
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Granted, but they get payed soooooo much that they buy the camp, burn it down and piss on the ashes.
I wish I could be bothered to get my homework done before I go back to school.
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Boobies make me smile
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09-01-2007, 10:26 AM
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#1968
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: San Salvador, El Salvador.
Posts: 311
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Granted, but when you go back to school you realize you've done all the work wrong.
I wish my art assignment didn't look so terrible.
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Who is saner, the sanest of the madmen, or the maddest of the sane?
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09-01-2007, 10:31 AM
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#1969
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: Parkersburg, WV
Posts: 695
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Granted. Now it's a copy of a Van Gogh piece and you're given a zero for plagiarizing.
I wish I were better at drawing mouths.
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09-01-2007, 12:48 PM
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#1970
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: A doll house
Posts: 451
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Granted. You draw incredibly life like mouths but can no longer draw any other facial features aside from generic stick figure faces, but they do have amaazing mouths.
I wish my friend would wake up and call me so we can go down to Haight!
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To die would be an awfully big adventure -Peter Pan
I'd like to do more than survive, I'd like to rub it in your face. -The Dresden Dolls
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09-01-2007, 12:51 PM
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#1971
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Temple of Love
Posts: 1,641
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Granted, but once there a large nuclear explosion kills your entire family and destroys your neighborhood so you are permanently stuck there
i wish i could sing
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NyQuil the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine
Kontan - "Eventually, you ended up looking like the freaking grim reaper towards the end of the game.
Now we got this cracked out jungle hobo...."
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09-01-2007, 01:15 PM
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#1972
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Flushing, NY
Posts: 3,206
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Granted, but your life now revolves around your ability to sing on key.
I wish I had a better singing voice than I already do.
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"Live for today, but know that tomorrow always comes- even if not for you."-MollyMac
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09-01-2007, 09:06 PM
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#1973
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Canada
Posts: 2,095
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Granted, but then you lose your sense of smell, and the food you eat no longer tastes the same.
I wish I could have a Nintendo DS.
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09-02-2007, 07:00 AM
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#1974
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Flushing, NY
Posts: 3,206
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Granted, but you can never afford to purchase games for it, thus rendering it mostly useless.
I wish I could figure out how to download music onto my digital camera.
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"Live for today, but know that tomorrow always comes- even if not for you."-MollyMac
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09-02-2007, 07:09 AM
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#1975
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: Parkersburg, WV
Posts: 695
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Granted, but everytime you try to download something it turns into a Britney Spears song.
I wish I knew more about World War II.
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