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07-24-2007, 12:07 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
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Which billowed and raged in a temperal gale, a veritable maelstrom of sparkling light that was more dangerous than...
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07-24-2007, 12:51 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
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...than ground glass scraping and cutting your skin off down to the bone, leaving only a skeleton that...
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07-24-2007, 12:57 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
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... for reasons best explained later, began to tap dance with the poise, grace and determination of Michael Flatly on crack.
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07-24-2007, 01:00 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Washington
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To everyone's horror, the expansive dust storm was headed straight for the town orphanage.
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07-24-2007, 01:06 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
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And so the skeleton magically pulled out an oversized red-and-white lollipop from nowhere, donned a large dusty black tophat and raced after it as fast as his little skeletal legs could carry him.
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07-24-2007, 03:03 PM
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Flushing, NY
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And, to his dismay, the storm was but a figment of his imagination that seemed to call him like a monster waiting to meet its maker.
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07-24-2007, 04:31 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: In a magical cupcake world.
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So he became depressed and started writing bad poetry.
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07-24-2007, 04:33 PM
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Flushing, NY
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Nearing his end, he left his last poem to be engraved in stone, only to find that he was magically rejuvenated by an intangible force.
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07-25-2007, 07:17 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Nagoya, Aichi, Japan
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This force was puff the magic dragon...
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07-25-2007, 07:22 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
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... who was smoking pot.
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07-25-2007, 07:24 PM
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: So Cal
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He offered some to the skeleton who replied, "No thanks, I smoke but I don't inhale."
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07-25-2007, 07:28 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Nagoya, Aichi, Japan
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The skeleton then offered a hi special "bone" to puff
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07-25-2007, 07:34 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: At work.
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Just then, Mr. Mackey came up and said to Puff, "Drugs r bad, mmkay?"
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07-25-2007, 08:18 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Back in Wisconsin(thinking about invading the south)
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Then just as puff turned to run away Mr. Mackey pulled out the glowing feather and stabbed him in the back of the head where it went all the way through to the other side.
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“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”- Einstein
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07-25-2007, 09:43 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
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"Mellow out and take a puff, man," said Puff.
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07-25-2007, 11:01 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Washington
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... And then promptly died.
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07-26-2007, 12:37 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Nagoya, Aichi, Japan
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The wind blew puffs ashes across the globe causeing large growth in marajuana production
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07-26-2007, 12:41 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Down the Rabbit Hole
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As the marijuana production increased though, the smokers did as well, and soon, Puff was forgotten to the world.
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07-26-2007, 12:51 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Nagoya, Aichi, Japan
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The skelton has been missing leaveing behind onlt his magik "bone"
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"Yo tengo la empanada empinada"
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" I love 4play! Its the best thing I've ever done"
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07-26-2007, 02:21 PM
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Flushing, NY
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Which has become surrounded by remaining smoke that shall never die.
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07-26-2007, 02:21 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Cumbria, United Kingdom
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Which proceeded to join the marijuana smokers
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'The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.' - Salvador Dali
Pie Jesu domine..... Donna eis requiem - *thwack*
'To become truly immortal, a work of art must escape all human limits: logic and common sense will only interfere. But once these barriers are broken, it will enter the realms of childhood visions and dreams.' - Giorgio de Chirico
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07-26-2007, 02:32 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Suburbiatown, Pennsylvania.
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Right under the spot of the next A-Bomb test.
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07-26-2007, 02:33 PM
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Flushing, NY
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Though the bomb didn't detonate.
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07-26-2007, 02:41 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Suburbiatown, Pennsylvania.
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It just landed on a bunch of people.
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07-26-2007, 03:25 PM
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Flushing, NY
Posts: 3,206
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Permanently paralyzing them, and scarring the witnesses.
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