the Corrupted Wishes game

[Aaroneet]

Granted, and your drive eventually leaves you to from burnout.

I wish I didn't have to take journalism as my English course.

[d.Nox]

Granted. Your only other option is Dialogues of Masculinity: Post-Post Feminism and the Poetry of the Penis.

I wish my town didn't shut down at night.

[biohazard]

Granted, it stays up all night. But in turn, it now doesn`t open pretty much until noon the next day.

I wish I had a nintendo DS console.

[Lapin]

Granted. But it doesn't work. Makes for a very nice centerpiece though.

I wish I had Canadian painkillers. (Stupid American drug laws)

[raggedyanne]

Granted, but they turn you into a moose

I wish the police officers around her would get with the 21st century and not confiscate my mace!

[Nevan]

Granted - realizing their mistake they apologetically return the mace to you, but you, in a moment of rash anger, grab it violently and mace yourself accidentally.

I wish I could make a wish that would actually come true.

[d.Nox]

Granted. You just made it.

I wish I had new boots.

[Reikikuro]

Granted. Your new boots are 3 sizes too small.

I wish I was god.

[reedwar]

Granted. Your now god of the Smerfs.

I wish I wasn't at work

[Reikikuro]

Granted, your now a smurf, smurfing around.

I wish for world peace

[reedwar]

Granted, now everyone in the world is dead.
I wish my arm didn't hurt.

[Reikikuro]

Granted, It falls off

I wish I had more money

[d.Nox]

Granted. There's a penny under the couch.

I wish my mother-in-law would move away now, instead of in a month.

[Reikikuro]

Granted, She moves away but, unable to support herself she comes back.

there was a penny under the couch, Thank you!

I wish I could live in feudal era japan as emporer

[d.Nox]

Ooh! I grant wishes!

Your wish is granted. The shoguns keep declaring you holier and holier, until you're so holy you can't leave your bedroom for fear of profaning yourself. Even your family can't talk to you; they're not worthy. You die alone and unloved, while the shoguns rule the country.

I wish I really could grant wishes.

[Reikikuro]

Granted. Now you live in a tiny lamp for all of eternity just waiting for more wishes.

I wish the sun was moderately less bright.

[Aaroneet]

Granted, and it gradually keeps decreasing in brightness until it emits no light.

I wish I could go to night school.

[Reikikuro]

Granted now it is eternal night. The sun never rises again. Enjoy your classes.

I wish I lived a much more happier life

[NachtSorcier]

Granted. Now you live with a Brady Bunch-type family who never stops smiling or singing happy tunes.

I wish I'd taken my ACT in high school.

[Born Again]

Granted. Forever shall you fail every test you take!

I wish I had a Bowflex.

[d.Nox]

Granted. Like most exercise machines, it sits in the corner gathering cobwebs, constantly reminding you of your failure to exercise.

I wish I could stop working and go take a shower.

[bleedingheart344]

Granted, but the water is so unbearably hot that it scalds you. Now, don't you really wish you could still work?

I wish I had something to eat.

[Aaroneet]

Granted, but that something is poisonous and ingesting the poison makes you deathly ill.

I wish I wasn't so bored.

[biohazard]

Granted, you now get engaged in something that is very exciting for you. Unfortunately, you lose track of time and do not accomplish your daily duties.

I wish I could sleep less.

[††BlackRose††]

Granted. Now you have trouble going to sleep and walk around all day, lifeless. So now you become unaware of reality.

I wish I can get into the university that I want to go to.