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08-03-2007, 02:04 PM
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#101
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: manchester
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Vyvian Blackthorne
Grabbing the closest gun toward him, Mephisto heads out of the bar searching for Harlequin.
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and finds him huddled in the corner with his Marilyn Manson CDs held close to him... in a rather perverted way...
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08-03-2007, 04:31 PM
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#102
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Camden, london, uk...
Posts: 552
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And as soon as he raises his gun and says "bah, disposable teens" (typical action joke) a flock of pigeons swarm around me to create a shield.
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08-03-2007, 06:54 PM
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#103
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In a black hole with a black moon
Posts: 2,658
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`Gah` cried the self-proclaimed protagonist as he tried to hide himself, yet the bullet hit him while he was busy humping the living shit out of the pigeons (he can't help himself, poor thing).
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08-03-2007, 07:27 PM
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#104
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Camden, london, uk...
Posts: 552
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Fuck.
"why mephisto?!"
"I created you with my own fluids!"
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08-03-2007, 07:35 PM
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#105
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Nowhere
Posts: 1,835
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Then, for no reason whatsoever, an alien robot riding a mechanical bull appeared, grabbed harlequin's bowler, and flew away into oblivion.
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08-03-2007, 07:37 PM
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#106
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Camden, london, uk...
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Blood spouts out of my head as I gasp hopelessly and collapse.
For you see, that bowler hat was my lung!
FINE! I'm dead now.
But I'll make a cameo! MUAHWAHWAHHA!
LIKE STAN LEEEeE!
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08-03-2007, 07:42 PM
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#107
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Nowhere
Posts: 1,835
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08-04-2007, 12:33 PM
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#108
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Flushing, NY
Posts: 3,206
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They were truly living in the moment for the first time.
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08-06-2007, 03:45 PM
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#109
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Washington
Posts: 1,092
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Until they all, by some cosmic coincidence, simultaneously had heart attacks and died - all, save Steve Urkel.
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08-06-2007, 03:51 PM
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#110
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Flushing, NY
Posts: 3,206
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He desperately searched for survivors, or signs of nearby civilization.
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08-06-2007, 06:48 PM
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#111
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Nowhere
Posts: 1,835
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But all I found was cheese.
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08-06-2007, 07:10 PM
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#112
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Washington
Posts: 1,092
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But you were irrelevant anyway; Steve was miles and miles away, and had just found a magical flying walrus named Bertha.
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08-06-2007, 07:12 PM
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#113
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Nowhere
Posts: 1,835
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(Dammit, I didn't mean to write "I")
They chased me down, and Bertha impaled me through the skull with one of her tusks.
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08-07-2007, 04:59 PM
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#114
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Flushing, NY
Posts: 3,206
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Though, somehow, I was unscathed.
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08-11-2007, 02:11 PM
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#115
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: England, South Glos, Bristol
Posts: 1,459
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The only problem was that i didn't know what unscathed meant...
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08-11-2007, 02:12 PM
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#116
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Flushing, NY
Posts: 3,206
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I looked it up in a nearby dictionary to find that it meant not hurt or harmed in any way.
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08-16-2007, 11:57 AM
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#117
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Colorado
Posts: 261
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The dictionary that I happened to pick up was Samuel Johnson's Dictionary.
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Lasciate ogni speranza, voi ch'entrateSarcasm=You poooooooor baby. You gonna go cwy to your mommy? Did she bring you your bottle a minute wate? You poooooooor wittle baby.
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08-16-2007, 05:32 PM
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#118
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Flushing, NY
Posts: 3,206
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As soon as I closed it, all of the pages fell out.
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08-16-2007, 07:33 PM
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#119
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Blountsville, AL
Posts: 2,619
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To my shock, they exploded and burst into flames like a wrecked automobile.
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08-16-2007, 07:52 PM
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#120
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Australia QLD
Posts: 819
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Guts and page's went everywhere whilst.
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08-20-2007, 03:53 PM
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#121
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Flushing, NY
Posts: 3,206
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But the story continues in the mind of those who lived to see it unfold.
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08-20-2007, 06:07 PM
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#122
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Colorado
Posts: 261
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The men in white coats plucked a smoldering page from the ashes and made an origami crane.
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Lasciate ogni speranza, voi ch'entrateSarcasm=You poooooooor baby. You gonna go cwy to your mommy? Did she bring you your bottle a minute wate? You poooooooor wittle baby.
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08-20-2007, 06:20 PM
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#123
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Flushing, NY
Posts: 3,206
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Though the paper was of poor quality and the crane quickly fell apart.
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08-22-2007, 12:25 PM
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#124
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In a black hole with a black moon
Posts: 2,658
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Given all the white coated men had nothing more to do; they resorted to reproducing each other.
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