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TeapotScar · 05-11-2005, 08:52 AM

Forgive me for being out of the loop, but... who was that?

winged_dreams · 05-13-2005, 09:22 PM

Just for kicks. My 501 post! Yay!! Also I'm selling some of my grandmother's stuff on ebay for her which can be a pain since she's been pestering me about it for the past couple of days.

Binkie · 05-14-2005, 11:55 AM

Oh man, I love distant electrical storms, especially when you're outside before they head overtop of you. There's nothing more relaxing than the sound of rain and rolling thunder from far off.

MrMaelstrom · 05-14-2005, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Binkie

There's nothing more relaxing than the sound of rain and rolling thunder from far off.

Except when it happens very early pn a Winter Monday morning, and you don't have to go to work and neither does the warm snugg body lying next to you...

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You know the body will eventually cool down sooner or later, but as long as you dispose of it before it starts to smell, you can just relax and enjoy those intimate moments. :shock:

Binkie · 05-14-2005, 01:51 PM

You freakin' weirdo.

WolfMoon · 05-14-2005, 01:55 PM

I often wonder about the term "exotic" dancer. I love boobs as much as the next person, but I can see boobs everywhere. What's so "exotic" about them? When I was growing up they were called "titties" and we had "titty"-dancers. I might say they were exotic if the girls had three or more boobs, though.

Hmmm...........

MrMaelstrom · 05-14-2005, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Binkie

You freakin' weirdo.

Thanks babe. Compliments will get you everywhere!

Oh, and I forgot to mention the added sadistic value of also listening to the sounds of other people going off to work in the cold rainy weather as you snuggle closer to that special someone (or something, or whatever your thing is :shock: ).

:P

Binkie · 05-14-2005, 08:39 PM

Speaking of being in bed with that special someone while it's raining; there are two kinds of weather best to make love in. A thunderstorm and in a blizzard/when it's snowing hard.

Nothing beats ideal weather conditions.

MrMaelstrom · 05-14-2005, 11:19 PM

I wouldn't know about blizzards, as I've never sseen snow in my life (other than the Himalaias from above and Serra da Estrela from affar), but I'll vouch for thunderstorms, typhoons and hurricanes, "marés vivas" ("live tides", it happens on a full moon at the end of Summer every year around September, the Atlantic comes alive like its boiling[unfit even for mad dogs and englishmen, but die-hard surfers thrive in it]), moonson rains on a tropical evening...

...Leonard Cohen sets the pace... and the Earth shakes and the angels weep...

drgnlvr · 05-15-2005, 07:03 AM

I have metallic blue fingernails. :lol:

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(I'm also listening to the Numa-Numa song)

I'm such a geek. :lol:

TeapotScar · 05-15-2005, 07:53 AM

I'm eating a bowl of generic-brand Rice Crispies out of a borrowed bowl with a borrowed tablespoon of milk...with a fork.

I'm so looking forward to going home from college. I hear they have spoons.

MrMaelstrom · 05-15-2005, 08:17 AM

You and many others here won't know this, but here at G.net, we worship the Spork as the only proper goth cutlery (because it looks cool and is nearly useless), in homage to a moderator that went MIA.

DreamCase · 05-15-2005, 08:32 AM

The administration only gives us sporks at my school, they apparently think we would get too violent with real forks.

drgnlvr · 05-15-2005, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by MrMaelstrom

You and many others here won't know this, but here at G.net, we worship the Spork as the only proper goth cutlery (because it looks cool and is nearly useless), in homage to a moderator that went MIA.

Indeed. The spork is only good for one thing that I'm aware of. And that's as a WMD (Weapon of -Minimal- Destruction) :P

WolfMoon · 05-15-2005, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Mael

You and many others here won't know this, but here at G.net, we worship the Spork as the only proper goth cutlery (because it looks cool and is nearly useless), in homage to a moderator that went MIA.

Awwww, *sniff*

Wonder whatever happened to Kinigenderspork?

But I believe it was Daz(another MIA) who suggested 'spork-fights' as a means of settling arguments?
I miss Daz. She was so warm and snuggly.

winged_dreams · 05-15-2005, 11:29 AM

Sporks rock!! That's all we seemed to have had in middle school. Now you get to stare at my picture all the time so :P

Suiside_Kitty · 05-16-2005, 07:45 AM

I think I just realized something......

I'm hopelessly addicted to G.net.

MrMaelstrom · 05-16-2005, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by winged_dreams

Now you get to stare at my picture all the time so :P

And just what is so original about that?

:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

edible_eye · 05-19-2005, 03:08 AM

spider man kicks all kinds of ass.

don't fuck with him.

WolfMoon · 05-19-2005, 11:19 AM

Adventures In Child-Rearing or

WTF is that child thinking?

My daughter, lately is doing the cutest thing! See when we lay her down for her naps we have to put her in a long-legged one-piece outfit. If we don't she reaches into her diaper and smears poop all over herself and her bed and her bear. (The word 'cute' is used sarcastically for alla youse what don't have chilliuns')

Now, I don't know why she does this. Is it because mommy looks bored so she figures she'll create a disgusting mess to give mommy something to do? I'm really not that bored, plus I'm back to work as of last Saturday. If it were anything but poop! EEWWWWWWWW!!!! My child is so gross!

Okay, not always but she's got some nasty habits.

In other news:

The other night there was a HUMONGOUS COCKROACH that flew(Yes,flew) into the house through the sliding door on the balcony of our apartment. My husband spends 15 minutes chasing the damned thing around before he can finally kill it! I've never seen a bug so fucking fast! Must've been on speed or something. My husband was chasing it trying to kill the damned thing with me on the other side of the room squealing in fear and jumping every time the thing looked like it was coming toward me. I fucking HATE those ginormous roaches!

My husband says," I can't believe you can go through labor twice, but a lil bug scares you."

I say," That's not a lil fucking bug!"

*shudder*

AlKilyu · 05-19-2005, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by edible_eye

spider man kicks all kinds of ass.

don't fuck with him.

Amen!

Especially squirrells! They suck!

edible_eye · 05-19-2005, 01:27 PM

hahahahahahahaha.

that's way too fuckin' funny.

Empty_Purple_Stars · 05-19-2005, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by AlKilyu

Especially squirrells! They suck!

Dude, that evil little long-tailed rat is humping Spidey's head!

Spidey, use your senses!!

Defend your honor!!!

Web his furry little nuts to his furry little condescending face!!

Oh I just can't watch..

It hurts..

Sob..

:cry:

Empty_Purple_Stars · 05-19-2005, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by WolfMoon

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My daughter, lately is doing the cutest thing! See when we lay her down for her naps we have to put her in a long-legged one-piece outfit. If we don't she reaches into her diaper and smears poop all over herself and her bed and her bear. (The word 'cute' is used sarcastically for alla youse what don't have chilliuns')

The other night there was a HUMONGOUS COCKROACH that flew(Yes,flew) into the house through the sliding door on the balcony of our apartment. My husband spends 15 minutes chasing the damned thing around before he can finally kill it! I've never seen a bug so fucking fast! Must've been on speed or something. My husband was chasing it trying to kill the damned thing with me on the other side of the room squealing in fear and jumping every time the thing looked like it was coming toward me. I fucking HATE those ginormous roaches!

My husband says," I can't believe you can go through labor twice, but a lil bug scares you."

I say," That's not a lil fucking bug!"

*shudder*

Dude, I know all about those disgusting Texas Flying Death Bugs..

OMFG..

I have tangled with those nasty things more than once..

SHUDDER!

THANK FUCKING GOD, they dont have them here!!

And they are smart AND fast..

Ask Manimal he watched me get dive bombed by one of those nasty things live via webcam before. He saw that huge, nasty monster.

I still have nightmares about it.

Oh my god, and the sound they make when they take off.

Like a friggin 747 Jet!

Puke.

Can ya tell I can't friggin handle those things or what?

:shock:

I am so glad I don't have to deal with them anymore.

Oh and they are WORSE in the country, which is where I was living before I moved here.

And in the winter they move inside because it's warmer.

These things are fucking HUGE folks, no lie!!

See, how gross and evil and foul they are!!

Omfg..

Tweak!!

No Bueno..

Bad Motherfucking Mojo..

:shock:

Oh and the Poo thing with Lillith. At least she gets points for creativity and originality. Plus you need to take some pictures of that next time she does it, for the PERFECT future blackmail material.

It just doesn't get more potent than that..

Think of the power you would wield!

Muahuahuahua!! :twisted:

AlKilyu · 05-19-2005, 02:40 PM

Squirrells are eeeevil.

Just look at this one

He's just asking for trouble by not burying his nuts away from other animals.