the Corrupted Wishes game

[raggedyanne]

Welcome to utopia. Because it's against human nature not to compete and bitch, the internet will self destruct in 1 . . . 2 . . . 3 . . . BOOM!

I wish I didn't tan.

[d.Nox]

Granted. You go straight to burned the moment you set foot outdoors; people track you down by the trail of flaking skin.

I wish I could take the little pastry shop down the road with me when I move.

[Nevan]

Granted - you get to take the shop with you but all the pastries get left behind.

I wish I could buy the kick-assest gaming system available on the planet.

[Dead Angel]

Originally Posted by Nevan

Granted - you get to take the shop with you but all the pastries get left behind.

I wish I could buy the kick-assest gaming system available on the planet.

You get the Japanese Turbo-grafix 16. With a 4x CDrom drive, it's notable for having the largest H-game libary. (And every game where you can kick a girl in the virtual ass.)

You somehow cannot get your mind around japanese.

Matters of opinion are fun when dealing with wishes.

[biohazard]

I wish that I could have free will.

[d.Nox]

Granted. With it comes crushing existential angst, and your first free act is to commit suicide in order to escape the terror of freedom.

I wish I were still in bed.

[biohazard]

Granted, but you are in a state of paralysis, which you have no idea how it was caused. You have no choice but to remain in bed.

I wish I had the courage to do more things.

[††BlackRose††]

Granted. Your courage to do more things leads you in attempting to sky dive without a working parachute. You then fall down to the ground, a brutal death.

I wish that I didn't have to do chores today.

[Nevan]

Granted - you have a freak accident and both your hands get chopped off - you never have to do any chores again.

I wish I could fly.

[biohazard]

Granted, but you cannot control your power. You begin to fly when you least expect it, and fall from a great distance. You end up breaking a few bones.

I wish I could have more friends.

[d.Nox]

Granted. You win the lottery, and are suddenly surrounded by a horde of sycophants and distant relatives, slowly leaching both your money and your soul until you are left a broken husk of your current self.

I wish I could grow long hair without looking like a haystack.

[biohazard]

Granted, but after a few years your hair falls off and you become bald.

I wish I could be less shy in real life.

[††BlackRose††]

Granted. You loose the ability to conceal anything and therefore become hated for being a snitch.

I wish that I had an extra hour or two in a day.

[biohazard]

Granted. But each of those hours is subtracted from your total life span.

I wish I could get accepeted in a good university.

[Nevan]

Granted - you get accepted into a really good, reputable university but two weeks into the first semester they kick you out because you're not enough of a snob to be there.

I wish I could get more sleep.

[(heartofflames)]

Granted, you fall into a deep, relaxing sleep from which you do not have to wake....but when you do wake up, you realize it's extremely breezy. You open your eyes, and you see a field of blue. Alarmed, you sit up, and discover that you are on a tiny precipice, and surrounding that precipice is a giant, circular pit that is 5 kilometers deep.....

I wish I was organized.....

[d.Nox]

Granted. You find yourself placed in a series of neatly-labeled jars: Hair in one, toenails in another, skin in a third... all arranged alphabetically on some serial killer's shelf.

I wish I could afford more tattoos.

[(heartofflames)]

Granted. You get loads of cash, but a minute later, you get shot by someone in a passing vehicle.

I wish I didn't procrastinate.

[d.Nox]

Granted. Now you just dispense with doing things at all; within a few years, you have to be carted out of your house by a team of firefighters.

I wish time of year could last forever.

[biohazard]

Granted. Eventually you get bored of it and you develop psychological problems because that particular time of year never goes away.

I wish my parents did not pay as much attention to me as they currently do.

[Dead Angel]

Originally Posted by biohazard

I wish my parents did not pay as much attention to me as they currently do.

They forget you in a most inhospitable place. Like the andes mountains. You die.

A ticket to paradise as well as the power to turn into a wolf (mechanically works exactly as seen on the show.)

[Nevan]

Granted - you turn into a wolf, and, being as hungry as one, you eat your ticket to paradise.

I wish I win all my fencing matches tonight.

[Sovetcke]

Granted - You win them all, On your way home, you get stabbed by the people you won over.


I wish the 4 university years pass faster, so i can go back to russia.

[d.Nox]

Granted. They pass in a blur of drugs and debauchery, and you return to Russia with no money, no diploma, and a heroin addiction.

I wish...

...damn it, I have nothing to wish for. How about a warm brownie?

[(heartofflames)]

Granted. You now have a warm brownie....that is as hard as a rock.

I wish I could speak the major languages of the world fluently.