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09-07-2007, 03:56 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
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Originally Posted by msr.iaidoka
Greetings all,
I have always been fond of a phrase along the lines of, "I once was where you are now and where I am you soon shall be."
Contemplating postmortem wit,
Matt
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or the more odd version:
"Soon the day shall come when all must die. Surely you, but never I... oh, wait.. damn."
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Wasted forever, on speed, bikes and booze.
"Meow. Mew. Mrow. Maow? Miaox." - Lovely Delkaetre speaks cat.
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09-07-2007, 04:49 AM
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#27
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 254
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"They told me it wasn't loaded!"
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09-07-2007, 05:09 AM
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#28
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 3,332
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"His last words were: Trust me, it's perfectly safe."
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Wasted forever, on speed, bikes and booze.
"Meow. Mew. Mrow. Maow? Miaox." - Lovely Delkaetre speaks cat.
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09-07-2007, 05:14 AM
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#29
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In a black hole with a black moon
Posts: 2,658
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Originally Posted by Draconysius
How about "More goth than you"?
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G_G Ok, I want that 
Or, added "Necroing costs $100 an hour."
Hahahah.
Goth Forever
Goth Forever
Goth Forever
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"I think in some way I wanted it to end, even if it meant my own destruction."
-Jeffrey Dahmer
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09-07-2007, 07:28 AM
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#30
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: the graveyard
Posts: 545
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Originally Posted by LaBelleDameSansMerci
Could pull one out of the I'm so Goth list and have "I'm so goth I'm dead."
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Hahaha that's an obvious one that I didn't even think about. How perfect.
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09-07-2007, 11:25 AM
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#31
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: A doll house
Posts: 451
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how about "I want to thank my parents for getting me this far"
Some comedian said it, as I have no wit to speak of! 
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To die would be an awfully big adventure -Peter Pan
I'd like to do more than survive, I'd like to rub it in your face. -The Dresden Dolls
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09-07-2007, 03:43 PM
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#32
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: elsewhere
Posts: 2,015
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I think I'd be inclined to put the phrase, from a footnote in George Orwell's essay, "Politics and the English Language," just cuz it's so funny, "A not unblack dog was chasing a not unsmall rabbit across a not ungreen field."
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Twinkle, twinkle, little bat
How I wonder where you're at.
Up above the world you fly
Like a tea-tray in the sky.
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09-07-2007, 07:34 PM
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#33
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Nowhere
Posts: 1,835
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"Don't worry. They'll bring me back before Elvis."
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09-07-2007, 07:37 PM
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#34
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: GA
Posts: 681
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Uhm "Let me out..."
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09-07-2007, 07:40 PM
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#35
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: elsewhere
Posts: 2,015
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"If the Jugement Day thing is true, then I can't wait to get out of this stupid little box."
I figure that being in a coffin would make one stiff after a while, even if one is not in a state in which rigor mortis occurs.
Edit: OOOooooh, Orwell would kill me over that last sentence... circuitous English...
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Twinkle, twinkle, little bat
How I wonder where you're at.
Up above the world you fly
Like a tea-tray in the sky.
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09-07-2007, 07:55 PM
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#36
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: GA
Posts: 681
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"don't make me come up there..."
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09-07-2007, 08:36 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: elsewhere
Posts: 2,015
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Hahaha, that's awesome, Rae.
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Twinkle, twinkle, little bat
How I wonder where you're at.
Up above the world you fly
Like a tea-tray in the sky.
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09-07-2007, 08:50 PM
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#38
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Back in Wisconsin(thinking about invading the south)
Posts: 3,693
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"The chaos of the world viewed from a distance reveals perfection."- me
"Never overestimate the intellect of someone so foolish that they would exploit and perpetuate stupidity in the people around them, for they create their own damnation as they tear out and sell the pillars that support society as a whole, bringing it crashing down upon them."-me
“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”- Einstein
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09-07-2007, 08:54 PM
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#39
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Temple of Love
Posts: 1,641
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Originally Posted by NachtSorcier
Pepperoni.
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I love you Chris, that made me laugh
for me..
All dressed up
And nowhere to go
or
"Yeah like you've never lost a battle of wits before"
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NyQuil – the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine
Kontan - "Eventually, you ended up looking like the freaking grim reaper towards the end of the game.
Now we got this cracked out jungle hobo...."
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09-07-2007, 09:08 PM
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#40
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: GA
Posts: 681
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"when playing chicken with a train, let the train win"
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09-07-2007, 10:08 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Under the clouds.
Posts: 598
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Stop stomping around my grave, you goths. I'm trying to rest in peace here.
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09-07-2007, 10:09 PM
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#42
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: GA
Posts: 681
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or to paraphrase : "never play chicken with a train--wins every time..."
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09-08-2007, 08:33 AM
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#43
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: England, South Glos, Bristol
Posts: 1,459
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'Did I get 'em?'
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Boobies make me smile
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09-08-2007, 02:51 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: wilkes Barre
Posts: 73
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"this space for rent"
"Necrophiliacs welcome"
"oops"
or something like:
"You should have seen the other guy"
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09-08-2007, 05:48 PM
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#45
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 3,360
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"You were my ruination; couldn't be without you but slowly withered and died with you around"
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09-08-2007, 06:12 PM
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#46
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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The "pwned" and "</life>" are just beautiful!
How about something like "Would it ease the mourning period if I told you I'm naked over here?"
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09-09-2007, 05:33 PM
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#47
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: In between the gods of time
Posts: 1,334
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OMG OMG
I'm so gawffic lawlz xD
I'm gna have mine say :
"UNDEAD. UNDEAD. UNDEAD."
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To the somethingness
Which prevents the nothingness
Like Homer's wild boar
From trashing this way and that
Its white tusks
Through human beings
Like crackling stalks
And to nothing less
I offer this suffering of my father
"The Offering" - Stan Rice
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09-09-2007, 05:54 PM
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#48
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: Parkersburg, WV
Posts: 695
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"Nice Old Lady Inside, Died of Natural Causes"
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Blow me a kiss when the sky is dark, and I will smile, but no kiss return, for my kiss is the final one for all mortal flesh.
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09-09-2007, 07:39 PM
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#49
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: At work.
Posts: 842
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"Turn Around and Look Behind You."
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"M-I-C, See ya real soon! K-E-Y, Why? Because we like you! M-O-U-S-E"
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09-09-2007, 10:34 PM
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#50
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: GA
Posts: 681
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Hellforged X--LOVED the Turn around thing-- I would crap my pants laughing...but than of course--it could be true...
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