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09-06-2007, 08:24 AM
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Song: "If I Only Were A Goth"
LMAO!!! Anyone heard this before?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7fRrtcyzD4
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I'd be thinner, I'd be taller
Go clubbing in my collar
With skin pale as a moth
Dressed in black, I'd go creepin'
While the normal folk are sleepin'
If I only were a Goth
With my hair up, I'd look fancy
Like Siouxsie and the Banshees
With silk or velvet cloth
Dressed in boots, never sandals
And the room would be lit with candles
If I only were a Goth
Yes I'd wanna die
From the bottom of my heart impure
Would I like another clove? Well, sure
And after that, we'll go listen to The Cure
I'd pretend to be a vampire
Like in stories 'round the campfire
I'd suck your bloody froth
Yes the thing I'd be best at
Is impersonating Lestat
If I only were a Goth
In my casket purse I'm toutin'
Einsturzende Neubauten
And pagan hymns to Thoth
Yes the world would be depressing
Over death I'd be obsessing
And this corpse that I'm undressing
Would be sexier, I'm guessing
With my diet I'd get scurvy
And I'd worship Peter Murphy
If I only were a Goth
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09-06-2007, 09:12 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
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XD! That is excellent!
I can't remember the band...but they did a song called "I am Gothic"...
and the chorus goes...
"I am Gothic, I am pale, I am scary and i'm insane. I'm a loner, I am cold, I feel special when people don't call."
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09-06-2007, 09:36 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
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I've seen them do it live. :-)
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09-06-2007, 11:42 AM
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O_O
*jealousy*
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09-06-2007, 12:30 PM
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Haha, that made my day, thanks
Very amusing ^_^
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09-06-2007, 12:42 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
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*snorts beer*
Heh, that's really quite good  What's the band called?
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09-06-2007, 02:53 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
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Mwuahaha! That's awesome!
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A prank a day keeps the dog leash away - Jello Biafra
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09-08-2007, 12:53 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Harlem
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Mother FUCK ThouShaltNot.
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09-08-2007, 12:56 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
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How come? What's wrong with 'em?
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09-08-2007, 01:03 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
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I like that song. It amuses me.
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09-08-2007, 01:03 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Harlem
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Originally Posted by Underwater Ophelia
How come? What's wrong with 'em?
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I just don't like them. Their singer... has a near pop-punk vocal style that I despise.
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09-08-2007, 03:33 PM
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Reminded me a little of Voltaire, actually. Very nice.
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09-08-2007, 03:38 PM
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Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
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That song actually gets wrongly credited to Voltaire many times.
Some time ago, there was a thread talking badly about Voltaire*, and I said that how could someone hate the guy that wrote *insert Thoushaltnot lyrics*
Afterwards I apologized for the mistake but said that Voltaire owns no less.
*(there's some food-for-thought for those people that believe Gnet used to be somehow better or superior in the past)
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09-08-2007, 03:55 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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I stand by my decision. Mother FUCK TSN.
Someone name one redeemable song they ever made.
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09-08-2007, 04:16 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Washington
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Meh, I'll get around to listening to more of their songs, eventually. That's when I might name one. It was a funny song, but... didn't exactly inspire me to rush around looking for more, y'know?
For now, I'm contented with listening to SDC.
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09-08-2007, 04:23 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
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Originally Posted by KontanKarite
I stand by my decision. Mother FUCK TSN.
Someone name one redeemable song they ever made.
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"True Love." It's my very favorite song.
Do you like the music/lyrics/whatever otherwise and just hate the vocals?
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09-21-2007, 06:56 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Illinois, USA
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I like it, it IS rather funny.
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09-22-2007, 10:32 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
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I played the video in the first post for my coworkers and they said they could not get it out of their heads afterwards, and were heard humming the song. These are casuals who wear polo shirts, very conservative guys.
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