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11-01-2007, 12:03 AM
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#2126
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: "Under the silence in dreams"
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Granted - you get to move there in exactly one minute. You have no time to pack or to take any money. You end up there penniless and homeless with no possessions other than the clothes on your back.
I wish I didn't have this dumb medical condition that makes me so tired all the time.
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This is the strangest life I've ever known - Jim Morrison
Alas! Must it ever be so?
Do we stand in our own light, wherever we go,
And fight our own shadows forever? - Edward Bulwer-Lytton
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11-01-2007, 11:54 PM
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#2127
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Canada
Posts: 2,095
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Granted, now you get alot of energy. With this energy, you do a lot of things you would not normally do, and end up committing a murder and going to jail for it.
I wish I had 1000 dollars in my hand.
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11-02-2007, 12:39 AM
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#2128
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: "Under the silence in dreams"
Posts: 1,446
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Granted - you get a 1000 dollars *in* your hand, as in *inside*. You have to peel off the skin on your hand in order to get it out and lose your hand in the process.
I wish I could decide what I want to do this afternoon.
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This is the strangest life I've ever known - Jim Morrison
Alas! Must it ever be so?
Do we stand in our own light, wherever we go,
And fight our own shadows forever? - Edward Bulwer-Lytton
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11-02-2007, 12:42 AM
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#2129
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 951
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Granted- but you can never do that thing again for the rest of your life.
(I'm doing a history assignment so this is very influenced by it XD)
I wish I could be a great general like Erwin Rommel.=p
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11-02-2007, 08:04 PM
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#2130
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Canada
Posts: 1,041
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Granted! On the first day of being general, however, you get shot in a random attack, right in the head. No one knows who did it, and you didn't even get to see a war.
I wish I get my driver's license already!!!
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11-02-2007, 08:09 PM
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#2131
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Phillips Exeter Academy, NH
Posts: 1,429
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Granted. You get your liscence, and a new car, but you crash it the first hour you get it, and have your liscence suspended for a year.
I wish I had telekinesis.
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11-02-2007, 11:00 PM
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#2132
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Canada
Posts: 2,095
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Granted. While attempting to master your new power, you accidently lift your car and smash into your house.
I wish my headache would go away.
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11-02-2007, 11:23 PM
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#2133
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 951
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granted but now your dead cause...I kinda removed your brain.
I wish to get good grades in these final exams.
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11-03-2007, 12:11 PM
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#2134
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: NoVA
Posts: 5,290
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Nevan
Granted - you get to move there in exactly one minute. You have no time to pack or to take any money. You end up there penniless and homeless with no possessions other than the clothes on your back.
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That's fine with me..
Dark Dragon--You get good grades on your exams, but you fail the rest of the year.
I wish.. that I had a million dollars.
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11-03-2007, 02:30 PM
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#2135
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Phillips Exeter Academy, NH
Posts: 1,429
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Originally Posted by biohazard
Granted. While attempting to master your new power, you accidently lift your car and smash into your house.
I wish my headache would go away.
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I don't have a car.....
Anyways, Granted, korinna, but once you get the million dollars, a fire occurs and burns you and your million dollars into charcoal.
I wish I was healthy and athletic.
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11-03-2007, 03:52 PM
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#2136
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: In AL, which sucks
Posts: 500
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Granted, you are now the picture of health. Being so healthy makes turns you into an athlete of great skill, and you go on to win everything in the 2008 Olympics. That pisses everyone else off, and they all get together, posion your food with illegal steriods and then report you to the authorities. After the test come back positive you are stripped of your medals and then banished from all sporting events for the rest of your life. You now wander the streets alone, sad but with great six-pack abs...until the homeless eat you for supper.
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I wish I could be Wonder Woman.
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11-04-2007, 10:40 PM
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#2137
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: "Under the silence in dreams"
Posts: 1,446
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Granted - whoosh - you get the outfit, boots and electric whip-thingy... at a costume shop. You convince yourself that you can fly and do all sort of crazy shit, so you jump from a building, but the whip gets caught on something and you manage to strangle yourself.
I wish I had a button-thing I could push to make bad traffic in front of me disappear.
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This is the strangest life I've ever known - Jim Morrison
Alas! Must it ever be so?
Do we stand in our own light, wherever we go,
And fight our own shadows forever? - Edward Bulwer-Lytton
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11-05-2007, 03:01 PM
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#2138
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Happy Valley, Utah
Posts: 283
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Granted. Your car being part of the bad traffic, the button takes everything forward of your boot-tips, leaving you in a silly-looking, useless wreck.
I wish there was a way to make a cold go away more quickly.
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11-05-2007, 10:47 PM
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#2139
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: "Under the silence in dreams"
Posts: 1,446
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Granted - you invent a medicine that cures cold within two minutes, but it also makes your skin turn bright blue for two weeks.
I wish I could read people's minds.
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This is the strangest life I've ever known - Jim Morrison
Alas! Must it ever be so?
Do we stand in our own light, wherever we go,
And fight our own shadows forever? - Edward Bulwer-Lytton
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11-06-2007, 04:49 AM
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#2140
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: With the Zombies
Posts: 2,208
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Granted...But you can only read pervy old ladies' minds...
I wish i didnt have to walk home tonight.
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It's not so much the pain
It's more the actual knife
Pretending the picture is perfect
I cut myself to sleep
I close my eyes for a second
And curse my fragile soul
I scream to hide that I'm lonely
The echo calls my name
*ANIMAL CRACKERS*
http://www.myspace.com/persephone_x
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11-06-2007, 05:17 PM
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#2141
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Canada
Posts: 2,095
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Granted. You go out in the street and a car rams into you. You are luckily not injured that much, but you have a broken leg and a broken arm. You are taken to a hospital and then taken home in a car.
I wish my friend would be more optimistic about a party where her date will be.
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11-06-2007, 07:49 PM
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#2142
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Phillips Exeter Academy, NH
Posts: 1,429
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Granted. Your friend is now SO optimistic that she is bitterly disappointed at the party, and comes home battered and broken.
I wish I had friends that understood me more.
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11-06-2007, 10:03 PM
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#2143
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: "Under the silence in dreams"
Posts: 1,446
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Granted - your friends understand you SO WELL that they know everything about you and nothing you do is ever new, strange or exciting to them. They get bored with you and eventually oust you from the friendship circle.
I wish I could understand people better.
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This is the strangest life I've ever known - Jim Morrison
Alas! Must it ever be so?
Do we stand in our own light, wherever we go,
And fight our own shadows forever? - Edward Bulwer-Lytton
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11-06-2007, 10:07 PM
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#2144
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: With the Zombies
Posts: 2,208
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Granted, you understand people so well that your life becomes a doldrum of boredom and loathing for mankind...and you turn into the Goth Incredible Hulk...Doomed to roam the earth alone...
i wish my Ferret would stop treating me like a child.
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It's not so much the pain
It's more the actual knife
Pretending the picture is perfect
I cut myself to sleep
I close my eyes for a second
And curse my fragile soul
I scream to hide that I'm lonely
The echo calls my name
*ANIMAL CRACKERS*
http://www.myspace.com/persephone_x
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11-06-2007, 11:01 PM
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#2145
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: California
Posts: 21
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granted, however your ferret now treats you like a tasty snack, and gnaws your face off while your asleep.
I wish I had more focus.
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11-07-2007, 12:31 AM
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#2146
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: With the Zombies
Posts: 2,208
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Granted but you focus on mundane shit and eventually go insane.
My ferret already gnaws on me when i sleep. 
I wish i could go on holiday.
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It's not so much the pain
It's more the actual knife
Pretending the picture is perfect
I cut myself to sleep
I close my eyes for a second
And curse my fragile soul
I scream to hide that I'm lonely
The echo calls my name
*ANIMAL CRACKERS*
http://www.myspace.com/persephone_x
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11-07-2007, 11:29 AM
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#2147
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Happy Valley, Utah
Posts: 283
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Granted. It's a Holiday in Cambodia.
I wish every weekend could be a long weekend.
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11-07-2007, 08:37 PM
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#2148
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Canada
Posts: 2,095
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Granted. Those extra days are then subtracted from your total life time.
I wish that I could be home-schooled.
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11-07-2007, 10:20 PM
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#2149
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: "Under the silence in dreams"
Posts: 1,446
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Granted - but you stop socializing and meeting people of diverse cultures so your world just becomes smaller and smaller until you don't see the point of walking out the front door anymore. Hermit.
I wish I could re-live an experience I had last night.
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This is the strangest life I've ever known - Jim Morrison
Alas! Must it ever be so?
Do we stand in our own light, wherever we go,
And fight our own shadows forever? - Edward Bulwer-Lytton
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11-08-2007, 01:31 AM
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#2150
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: With the Zombies
Posts: 2,208
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Granted. But as you re-live it this time, something goes horribly wrong and it turns into your worst nightmare which you are doomed to relive, forever.
I wish i didnt have to take a test this afternoon.
__________________
It's not so much the pain
It's more the actual knife
Pretending the picture is perfect
I cut myself to sleep
I close my eyes for a second
And curse my fragile soul
I scream to hide that I'm lonely
The echo calls my name
*ANIMAL CRACKERS*
http://www.myspace.com/persephone_x
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