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12-30-2007, 06:05 PM
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#16251
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Los Angeles
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Ah well then. Good excuse. =p
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12-30-2007, 06:06 PM
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#16252
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,687
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Originally Posted by Xombie
...Not likely. I hear when you move in with a guy you lose your sex drive.
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Heh. While prolonged exposure to me doesn't leave a woman's sex drive entirely unaffected, I can say that the impulse isn't 'lost 'by any means.
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12-30-2007, 06:07 PM
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#16253
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: North Cackalacky
Posts: 2,044
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Originally Posted by gothicusmaximus
Heh. While prolonged exposure to me doesn't leave a woman's sex drive entirely unaffected, I can say said drive isn't 'lost 'by any means.
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Well, it's YOU. Any woman's sex drive will be greatly increased in your presence; otherwise, she is most likely ill.
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12-30-2007, 06:08 PM
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#16254
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 779
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Or a Born-again christian evangelist.
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12-30-2007, 06:12 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: North Cackalacky
Posts: 2,044
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Or...a prep?
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12-30-2007, 06:13 PM
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#16256
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 779
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Perhaps. But I heard they like men in capes, like Zorro. But then again, capes are works of the devil? I wouldn't know.
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12-30-2007, 06:14 PM
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#16257
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,687
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Originally Posted by Xombie
Well, it's YOU. Any woman's sex drive will be greatly increased in your presence; otherwise, she is most likely ill.
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She'd have to be pretty damn ill too. I paid a visit to a hospital ward once, and let me tell you, the episode is not one I intend to relive. At times my preternatural charisma is a curse as much as a blessing- I can probably never be a doctor now, all the heart fluttering and the swooning can only exascerbate the condition of an ailing girl.
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12-30-2007, 06:17 PM
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#16258
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
Posts: 7,449
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Hah! You young people with your fresh hormones. Wait until you age like a fine wine and sex drops to once a week or less.
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12-30-2007, 06:18 PM
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#16259
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,687
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Originally Posted by Xombie
Or...a prep?
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Every one knows that all the pastors' cheerleeding daughters secretly lust after the ruggedly handsome bad boy who only wears black and listens to music of which they've never heard in their lives. They may never want to be SEEN with you, but in their most private moments (or upstairs at a party)...
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12-30-2007, 06:18 PM
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#16260
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: North Cackalacky
Posts: 2,044
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Capes, football helments...same thing.
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Originally Posted by gothicusmaximus
She'd have to be pretty damn ill too. I paid a visit to a hospital ward once, and let me tell you, the episode is not one I intend to relive. At times my preternatural charisma is a curse as much as a blessing- I can probably never be a doctor now, all the heart fluttering and the swooning can only exascerbate the condition of an ailing girl.
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Or you could heal them with your dashing good looks, or something of that nature. No need for defibrillators - you'll have their hearts beating in no time.
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12-30-2007, 06:23 PM
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#16261
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,687
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Originally Posted by Xombie
Or you could heal them with your dashing good looks, or something of that nature. No need for defibrillators - you'll have their hearts beating in no time.
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Let's not get carried away, I don't hold dominion over life and death. I'm just insanely attractive, not Jesus or a necromancer or something.
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12-30-2007, 06:41 PM
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#16262
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 619
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Originally Posted by HumanePain
Hah! You young people with your fresh hormones. Wait until you age like a fine wine and sex drops to once a week or less.
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Ha! Tell me about it *sigh*
ahh oh wells. *opens draw of hidden sex toys* Why hello thur ~_^
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12-30-2007, 06:48 PM
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#16263
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Minnesota, USA
Posts: 4,448
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Don't worry Xombie its happened before, this isn't the first time I've been rejected. No worries though, I'll go back to practicing guitar. *sighs* Damn you cruel fate!!!!!!
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12-30-2007, 06:48 PM
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#16264
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: NoVA
Posts: 5,290
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Originally Posted by Solumina
Me TOOOOOOOOO! We must do it again before I go back down to school (and next time one of us needs to remember to bring a camera)
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That was the most fun I have had in Purcellville in like.. forever.
Sorry about Kaleb and Jarret though.. XD
On another note, I just had some AMAZING phone sex. I am now very sleepy. 
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12-30-2007, 06:58 PM
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#16265
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,687
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Hey guys I'm Elder Goth.
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12-30-2007, 06:58 PM
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#16266
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Minnesota, USA
Posts: 4,448
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Sounds like you had fun Korinna. ;] I just ordered more cds and a new t shirt!
The Early Years- MISERY
A black MISERY T-shirt
Discography- DESTROY
Both really good crust punk bands from Minneapolis (finally good punk bands from MN) and I can't wait.
Oi gothicus! Good show!
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12-30-2007, 07:00 PM
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#16267
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: NoVA
Posts: 5,290
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I am almost to 2,000 posts!
I had bunches of fun!
Honey Bunches of Sex!
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12-30-2007, 07:03 PM
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#16268
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: North Cackalacky
Posts: 2,044
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Originally Posted by gothicusmaximus
Hey guys I'm Elder Goth.
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Beat you. :]
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12-30-2007, 07:05 PM
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#16269
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 779
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So is phone sex coming back as some sort of fad now? *Gets in on the action as to not be left behind*
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12-30-2007, 07:06 PM
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#16270
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: North Cackalacky
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Originally Posted by ZyklonB
So is phone sex coming back as some sort of fad now? *Gets in on the action as to not be left behind*
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Hey...want my number?
Har har.
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12-30-2007, 07:08 PM
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#16271
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Minnesota, USA
Posts: 4,448
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I've never had phone sex.  Well it'll happen eventually, I've got a band to get off the ground!
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12-30-2007, 07:08 PM
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#16272
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 779
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Yar Yar why not.
Anyways, I've only been eating about twice a day since I've been getting up so late, around noon then later on around 9 pm. Hope it doesn't harm me somehow.
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12-30-2007, 07:09 PM
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#16273
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,687
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Originally Posted by Xombie
Beat you. :]
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Yeah, you have like thirty posts a day. I don't want to say 'get a life' or anything, but...
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12-30-2007, 07:12 PM
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#16274
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: North Cackalacky
Posts: 2,044
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Originally Posted by gothicusmaximus
Yeah, you have like thirty posts a day. I don't want to say 'get a life' or anything, but...
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I know, I know. I really don't have a life. You're absolutely right.
Oooh, what are you going to do? Nothing to argue about!
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12-30-2007, 07:14 PM
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#16275
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 779
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He'll find something... somehow. I don't have a life either, meh. No lifers! High five!
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