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10-11-2007, 05:44 PM
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#76
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: NoVA
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Perhaps "Here lies one who's name was writ in water"
Oh drat. That one is already taken 
I won't have a tombstone, but if I did.. "Undead"
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Autonomy Not Uniformity
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10-11-2007, 07:17 PM
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#77
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: a house
Posts: 319
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i also like "the flowers look different from this angel".
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proud to be a furry
love me or hate me i wont change
the eyes are the windows to the soul, are you afraid of what you see?
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10-11-2007, 07:28 PM
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#78
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Suburbiatown, Pennsylvania.
Posts: 2,124
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How about: "omg hax"
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CAN'T EVADE THOSE DEAD ZEN MEN
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10-11-2007, 07:53 PM
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#79
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Canada, BC
Posts: 1,949
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Lulz I Iz Dead
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Better to be strong than pretty and useless
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10-12-2007, 01:58 PM
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#80
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Phillips Exeter Academy, NH
Posts: 1,429
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I think I'd put "Could you check if I left the iron on?" XD
or maybe "I don't know why you'd pay for an empty coffin....."
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10-12-2007, 02:33 PM
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#81
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: CA
Posts: 667
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Get out of the road if you want to grow old ...
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Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.
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10-14-2007, 12:57 AM
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#82
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Bard College
Posts: 256
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I think I would plagiarize Kurt Vonnegut in the afterlife, by having:
"Everything was beautiful
and nothing hurt."
or, alternately, plagiarize Elliott Smith:
"While the moon does its division, I'm buried below
And I'm coming up roses everywhere I go"
Mmm Elliott Smith...
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10-14-2007, 01:04 AM
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#83
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Mars
Posts: 616
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GC, before I die I'm going to scribble on your tombstone 'pwnd!!@!' below your 'Lulz I Iz Dead' inscription.
On mine, I would like an advert for an escort service girl to be pasted on the front.
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I'm not a warrior, but who is?
I have never learned to fight for my freedom.
I was only good at enjoying it.
-Oscar Van den Boogaard, Dutch pacifist
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10-14-2007, 09:28 PM
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#84
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 100
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They will chisel pepproni and sasuage on the front in relief.
Just to make a old joke. (Yes it's gaffawable.)
"I chose pepproni and sasuage. My favorite."
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10-16-2007, 01:33 PM
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#85
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: In a place covered in darkness but filled with only good people
Posts: 342
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I don't know what I want mine to say. Something like, When life gives you lemons, squish them into pulp and throw them at people.
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10-16-2007, 02:26 PM
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#86
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: My little world, USA
Posts: 29
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"Into the darkness as she layed to rest"
"Another time, another place, we shall meet again. Don't worry, my love, for this isn't the end."
"I'll be the ghost haunting you."
"See ya in the next life!"
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10-16-2007, 04:12 PM
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#87
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 60
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"So this is how it all ends? I expected something more than this."
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10-16-2007, 05:04 PM
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#88
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Tennessee
Posts: 797
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To quote the late film maker and activist Aaron Russo, who said he wanted only one thing on his headstone....
Freedom Fighter
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10-20-2007, 11:17 PM
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#89
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: At work.
Posts: 842
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"Once more, WITH FEELING!"
or, just a regular "Here Lies..." tombstone with small writing at the bottom of the front that says "If you can read this, you're probably not dead yet."
or "...you're standing on my head."
or, also in really small print, "You are too close. Please step away from the gravesite." followed by an onomatopoeia of car alarm sounds.
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10-21-2007, 09:10 AM
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#90
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 2
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Guess i had to cut the blue wire instead...
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10-21-2007, 12:16 PM
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#91
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Fascination Street
Posts: 1,238
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Kthxbai!!!
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10-21-2007, 12:41 PM
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#92
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Florida
Posts: 390
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On my urn, I want it to either read the Green Lantern oath:
"In Brightest Day
In blackest night
No evil shall escape my sight
Let those who worship
Evil's might
Beware my power
Green Lantern's light!"
or even a quote from Star Trek: "To boldly go where no one has gone before."
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10-21-2007, 12:46 PM
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#93
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 3,332
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It would be fun to have the text in an extremely tiny font which read: "What the fuck, are you some sort of weirdo who steps on others graves just to read the bloody text on it?! Get a life! Mine's up so you can't have it.". 
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Wasted forever, on speed, bikes and booze.
"Meow. Mew. Mrow. Maow? Miaox." - Lovely Delkaetre speaks cat.
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10-21-2007, 01:07 PM
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#94
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Norway
Posts: 211
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I don’t understand the point in having tombstones. I mean, sure the old Victorian stones are cool, but after all your relatives are dead and the inscriptions have been rubbed away by the wind of time, who cares about a grave if you don’t know who lies there?
Anyway, if I shal have a tombstone, I don’t want people to cry, so it must be something funny they can read like “Always look on the bright side of life”
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"Fiction is the truth inside the lie"
-Stephen King
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10-21-2007, 03:50 PM
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#95
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,687
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10-21-2007, 03:50 PM
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#96
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 3,332
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"I got very, very bored."
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Wasted forever, on speed, bikes and booze.
"Meow. Mew. Mrow. Maow? Miaox." - Lovely Delkaetre speaks cat.
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10-21-2007, 03:59 PM
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#97
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
Posts: 5,979
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"It's only forever, not long at all "
Yeah....
There is a well known gravestone in my area that reads
" wherever you may be, let the wind blow free, for the want of a fart was the death of me "
I am seriously not kidding about that. I think it's great.
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10-21-2007, 05:43 PM
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#98
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Ohio
Posts: 21
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"Who's laughing NOW?"
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10-23-2007, 07:06 PM
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#99
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Wisconsin
Posts: 64
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"Damn that broken pipe"
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10-28-2007, 06:09 PM
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#100
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Not sure...can't see thru all this eyeliner....
Posts: 40
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I believe in reincarnation, so......
"I'll be right back."
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