Why Doesn't NachtSorcier Think I'm Cool?

Uncle Smoov · 10-15-2007, 12:46 PM

Hey guys, I was wondering of you could help me out with a problem. I put so much energy in trying to entertain NachtSorcier but all he ever does is yawn and shit.
I really think he's cool and I want him to like me but he seems to be so bored when I'm around that I don't think he even knows I exist. How can I get him to like me?

Recently I've been writing poetry about my feelings and I think this one really explains what I'm feeling right now. It's called "Saucier"

All he does is make hollandaise,
and never looks up from his pan
I wish i could be as cool as him
and get money to make sauce
but then i couldn't be a full-time gothic anymore

Beneath the Shadows · 10-15-2007, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Uncle Smoov

I put so much energy in trying to entertain NachtSorcier but all he ever does is yawn and shit.

Have you tried not being a boring little laxative?

Uncle Smoov · 10-15-2007, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Beneath the Shadows

Have you tried not being a boring little laxative?

I've tried everything! Juggling tiger skulls, breathing fire, apparently making you incontinent, he's just so damned enthralled with his sauces that he can't look up to see me do all of these things. Any other advice?

Wormboy · 10-15-2007, 01:04 PM

He is quite difficult to entertain at times. He can simply be quite difficult at times, but either way, I love Chris. hehehe talk about sex, that'll do it hehehe

Uncle Smoov · 10-15-2007, 01:07 PM

Think this'll work?

"Oh, hey Chris... so, ah... how about that coitus? Engage in it recently? Pretty important for propagation, huh?"

Wormboy · 10-15-2007, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Uncle Smoov

Think this'll work?

"Oh, hey Chris... so, ah... how about that coitus? Engage in it recently? Pretty important for propagation, huh?"

Maybe it would help if you didnt TRY to sound like a pretentious asshole

MaguMan · 10-15-2007, 03:44 PM

"Do... or do not. There is no try."

Underwater Ophelia · 10-15-2007, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Wormboy

Maybe it would help if you didnt TRY to sound like a pretentious asshole

Wormboy...are you fucking kidding me? Uncle Smoov is a joke. A character. If you read what he says, it couldn't POSSIBLY be serious.

Wormboy · 10-15-2007, 07:34 PM

Doesn't mean he isn't amazingly irritating, though I admit he is growing on me. He still can be quite annoying.

Underwater Ophelia · 10-15-2007, 07:43 PM

If he's so irritating, block him.

NachtSorcier · 10-15-2007, 10:07 PM

Why don't I think you're cool? Because I think you're fake.

Go ahead, retort with another of your witty smoov-isms, I dare you.

KontanKarite · 10-16-2007, 05:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Uncle Smoov

I've tried everything! Juggling tiger skulls, breathing fire, apparently making you incontinent, he's just so damned enthralled with his sauces that he can't look up to see me do all of these things. Any other advice?

I wanna juggle fire breathing tiger skulls!!

Underwater Ophelia · 10-16-2007, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by NachtSorcier

Why don't I think you're cool? Because I think you're fake.

Go ahead, retort with another of your witty smoov-isms, I dare you.

I can't believe you're taking him seriously. Of COURSE he's fake! It's a fucking troll!

Why does no one see this!?

Uncle Smoov · 10-16-2007, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Knocked-Up Saucier

Why don't I think you're cool? Because I think you're fake.

Go ahead, retort with another of your witty Smoovisms, I dare you.

What ever gave you the idea that you'd need to dare me? For future reverence, you may all enjoy the Uncle Smoov Promise that my comebacks will be swift, witty, and pownitive. But on to the Smoovism:

You think I'm fake? Well, you're so fake that your parents are virgins. And as MaguMan slyly pointed out, you're faker than Yoda himself. Oh, and one more thing. So, ah... how about that fucking? do it recently? Pretty important for makin' young'uns, huh?

NachtSorcier · 10-16-2007, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Underwater Ophelia

I can't believe you're taking him seriously. Of COURSE he's fake! It's a fucking troll!

Why does no one see this!?

I know he's a troll, and trolls by their very nature piss me off.

So, when everyone agrees to ignore him, then I will give it a try. I ignored him at first, but no one else did, so he never went away and he gradually got on my nerves more and more.

And there are a lot of ways to feel about this character; seriously isn't one of them.

Underwater Ophelia · 10-16-2007, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by NachtSorcier

I know he's a troll, and trolls by their very nature piss me off.

So, when everyone agrees to ignore him, then I will give it a try. I ignored him at first, but no one else did, so he never went away and he gradually got on my nerves more and more.

And there are a lot of ways to feel about this character; seriously isn't one of them.

So instead of putting him on ignore, and thus eliminating the problem entirely, you're deciding to act as if Smoov is a real person that actually cares about what you think, just so you can continue to post on and on about nothing?

NachtSorcier · 10-16-2007, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Underwater Ophelia

So instead of putting him on ignore, and thus eliminating the problem entirely, you're deciding to act as if Smoov is a real person that actually cares about what you think, just so you can continue to post on and on about nothing?

I don't think he does care what I think. I know he's just a moron with no life and I feel sorry for him.

Uncle Smoov · 10-16-2007, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by NachtSorcier

So, when everyone agrees to ignore him, then I will give it a try. I ignored him at first, but no one else did.

Maybe you should start thinking for yourself instead of getting all hung up on agreement like a conforming and decidedly un-goth sheep. Be the Original #1, like your best pal Smoovy, not Worker #11811, whose pit of similarity you're plummeting down even as I type.

NachtSorcier · 10-16-2007, 10:20 AM

*falls asleep*

Uncle Smoov · 10-16-2007, 10:23 AM

{Wakes up Knocked Saucier}

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Originally Posted by NachtSorcier

I feel sorry for him.

You should be nice to people you feel sorry for. That is, unless you're the kind of prune-hearted sinner who might tell the Elephant Man that he's a 'cunt' and that he should 'go kill [him]self'. You ought to get poked by farming tools in Hell.

Stuporman · 10-16-2007, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by NachtSorcier

I know he's a troll, and trolls by their very nature piss me off.

I like trolls how I like heroin. In small doses (wait for standard snare drum/symbol ending). Invariably they get stale, at least in my experience, especially someone as relentless as Uncle Smoov.

Uncle Smoov · 10-16-2007, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Stuporman

I like trolls how I like heroin. In small doses (wait for standard snare drum/symbol ending). Invariably they get stale, at least in my experience, especially someone as relentless as Uncle Smoov.

Don't interrupt while the grown-ups are talking and sleeping, 79 posts. What, did you do that to pay tribute to your little gothic 1979 track Bela Lugosi's Dead? Yeah, real subtle, perkygoth.

badteccy · 10-16-2007, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by NachtSorcier

I don't think he does care what I think. I know he's just a moron with no life and I feel sorry for him.

Um...put him on ignore?

Lapin · 10-16-2007, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Underwater Ophelia

I can't believe you're taking him seriously. Of COURSE he's fake! It's a fucking troll!

Why does no one see this!?

Miss Ophelia, you might want to stop banging your head into the wall before you mark up your forehead. (Offers some ice)

He's not even a fun troll. Whatever happened to that Jesus-Freak? He was funny.

Stuporman · 10-16-2007, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Uncle Smoov

79 posts.

If you weren't so hasty you'd see that I've made 80 posts in recognition of The Black Album.