After you die...

[Beneath the Shadows]

What do you want to happen to your remains?

I myself would like to be mummified in the old Egyptian way.

[NachtSorcier]

I want whoever takes care of my funeral and all that (family, partner, whoever) to get the plainest, cheapest coffin they can get. If it were legal, I'd be buried without any container at all. I just don't want any kind of expensive metal thing that'll just be buried.

[viscus]

I'm not going to die. :-P

[gothicusmaximus]

I want my remains to rise from their tomb, then proceed to ravenously seek out and consume the brains of the living.

[Graveyard.Crow]

I want to be made into a diamond, however the naturist in me just wants the earth to benifit from my decaying body.

[spoon!]

Since I'm planning on cremation, the only thing I don't want is for my ashes to end up in a Campbell's soup can.

[Graveyard.Crow]

actually, I'd love for that to happen. MMMM dead body ashes in my soup.

[spoon!]

Haha, then I guess the next worst thing would be for one of my relatives to use my ashes to lite his bong up with.

[L'Oiseau Noir]

Oh my, if I could have it my way, I'd want to be revived with Galvanism, and when I died after the effects wore off (if they did ;D), I'd want my body cryogenically frozen like flipping Walt Disney....

You know one day the man'll rise from the grave, just watch. He's got enough childrens' souls to survive on now. o_O;

[Underwater Ophelia]

Originally Posted by spoon!

Haha, then I guess the next worst thing would be for one of my relatives to use my ashes to lite his bong up with.

Um, how would that even happen? You don't usually look for ashes when lighting a bong, nor do you smoke ashes.

[Miss Cogs]

Originally Posted by L'Oiseau Noir

Oh my, if I could have it my way, I'd want to be revived with Galvanism, and when I died after the effects wore off (if they did ;D), I'd want my body cryogenically frozen like flipping Walt Disney....

You know one day the man'll rise from the grave, just watch. He's got enough childrens' souls to survive on now. o_O;

Ghaha. So true. So true. He'll talk over the world....again, one day.

I personally do not care, since I'll be dead. So I'll have no use for it anymore. But I do plan to not accept death and wonder around a aimless spirit scaring the jeebies out of little, unsuspecting children. Perhaps throw me in a hole and let nature work out its process.

[spoon!]

Originally Posted by Underwater Ophelia

Um, how would that even happen? You don't usually look for ashes when lighting a bong, nor do you smoke ashes.

It was a reference to the rumor that Keith Richards "supposedly" smoked his father's ashes.

I tried to be funny and I failed so I submit myself to the firing squad.

[Wormboy]

Fired from a cannon into the ocean... =)

[Underwater Ophelia]

Originally Posted by spoon!

It was a reference to the rumor that Keith Richards "supposedly" smoked his father's ashes.

I tried to be funny and I failed so I submit myself to the firing squad.

OOOOH. No no no. He snorted them. I'm pretty sure.

Anyway. You're probably safe.

[silverbaal]

I've never really thought about it. Well, I have thought about cremation. I don't know if I care, really though. It's not really going to make a difference if worms eat at my body or i'm surrounded by plush satin. Meh...

I do like the idea of being cremated, though, and thrown onto the window or into the ocean.

[Cicero]

I want to be tossed in the ocean for the fishies.

Or mummified and placed in an Egyptian style sarcophogus, complete with all the necessary hieroglyphic protection/prayers/etc.

We'll see what the financial situation of those left behind accomodates.

[biohazard]

I would like to be cremated, and for my ashes to be kept with my sister as long as she lives.

[Utael]

Personaly I want my ashes to be burned, then taken out and burried deep under ground in a small coffin shaped box right next to a large oak tree... yeah I thought it through alot its just something that I would really like to have done

[Nevan]

Has anyone seen 'The Red Violin'? After the wife had died, her husband cut a lock of her hair and fashioned a paintbrush from it. He then slit her wrist and collected the blood in a little bowl, mixed it with varnish and painted a violin with it. Hence the name 'red violin'.

Before I get cremated, I'd like to have something like that done to me - although I hope to be painted onto a cello - I've always adored the cello.

[Drake Dun]

Originally Posted by gothicusmaximus

I want my remains to rise from their tomb, then proceed to ravenously seek out and consume the brains of the living.

You win at the Internets.

I actually want to be buried, strangely enough. It's the only thing about my own culture that makes any sense to me.

Drake

[Clockwork]

There's something charming about being cast out into the sea on a burning ship, but I don't think I qualify for that. Actually, I'd settle for just being buried, because I hate the idea of not having my remains intact. Cremation bothers me somehow.

[Opteron_Man]

after i die, i want my body to be dressed in my gothy-goth cloths and burried in a tomb.

[skullie]

Use my corpse as a prop for an extremely gory movie and string my intestines around the room as if they were garland. I wonder if that's legal...

Or I can be cremated...?

[le_revenant]

Slap me in an old-timey pine box and toss me in the ground.
End of story.

[MollyMac]

wrapped in gauze and left in the ground to turn back into dirt. no funeral, no casket, no creepy salesmen wigging people out. just a shovel and a flask, please.

Or a viking pyre.