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11-19-2007, 12:03 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Ohio
Posts: 21
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Granted- now you just have to get out from the center of the sun.
I wish for more clothes! (I'm a shallow, shallow, boi)
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11-19-2007, 04:16 AM
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#2302
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Mars
Posts: 616
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Granted, you get all the gothiest clothes you could ever want, but they are 4 sizes too small and they come in an avalanch from the sky that smooshes your house.
I wish I could absorb any information I want from books just by putting them under my pillow while I sleep at night.
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I'm not a warrior, but who is?
I have never learned to fight for my freedom.
I was only good at enjoying it.
-Oscar Van den Boogaard, Dutch pacifist
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11-19-2007, 05:45 AM
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#2303
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: With the Zombies
Posts: 2,208
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Granted...but with each book you head grown 6 inches...
I wish it was warmer.
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It's not so much the pain
It's more the actual knife
Pretending the picture is perfect
I cut myself to sleep
I close my eyes for a second
And curse my fragile soul
I scream to hide that I'm lonely
The echo calls my name
*ANIMAL CRACKERS*
http://www.myspace.com/persephone_x
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11-19-2007, 04:29 PM
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#2304
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 601
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Said global warming melts all of the ice caps in one week and floods the earth, making America the new Florence.
It's warmer. Stop complaining.
I wish I could teleport to other dimensions.
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...Hell is an empty house haunted by a child's voice...
I took the warm little body in my hands, kissed the smooth face, caressed the long hair, - then strangled him and buried his body under a mountain of corpses waiting to be cremated.
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11-19-2007, 04:58 PM
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#2305
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Phillips Exeter Academy, NH
Posts: 1,429
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Granted, but you teleport into a dimension of cannibals...and you're stark naked.
I wish I could kill at will.
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Billy Mack: This is shit isn't it?
Manager: Solid gold shit, maestro.
Charlotte: You're probably just having a mid-life crisis. Did you buy a Porsche yet?
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11-19-2007, 09:39 PM
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#2306
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Canada
Posts: 2,095
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Granted. However, your power is not a secret and you are in the FBI´s most wanted.
I wish I had a notebook in which I could write the name of a person, and that person will die, and for no one else to know my power.
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††A tisket, a tasket, a victim in a casket.††
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11-19-2007, 10:17 PM
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#2307
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: "Under the silence in dreams"
Posts: 1,446
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Granted - you get such a magic notebook - but for every person's name you write in it, that person's body turns up mysteriously on your doorstep.
I wish I could have a magic tree that grows money.
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This is the strangest life I've ever known - Jim Morrison
Alas! Must it ever be so?
Do we stand in our own light, wherever we go,
And fight our own shadows forever? - Edward Bulwer-Lytton
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11-19-2007, 10:20 PM
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#2308
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Florida
Posts: 423
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Granted, you are arrested for counterfeiting(sp?)
I wish I wasn't an insomniac, but didn't sleep forever or die in my sleep or die in my waking moments either and it was impossible for anything even remotely bad could happen to me.
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11-20-2007, 06:42 AM
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#2309
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: With the Zombies
Posts: 2,208
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Granted you get great sleep, and are never plagued by anythiong bad ever again. But in return, bad things happen to everyone around you...
I wish this week would go quickly.
__________________
It's not so much the pain
It's more the actual knife
Pretending the picture is perfect
I cut myself to sleep
I close my eyes for a second
And curse my fragile soul
I scream to hide that I'm lonely
The echo calls my name
*ANIMAL CRACKERS*
http://www.myspace.com/persephone_x
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11-20-2007, 06:08 PM
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#2310
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 601
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Tommorrow is saturday. You aren't paid for your weeks work because you skipped over the day your boss would've given you your check.
I wish there was less light in this room.
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...Hell is an empty house haunted by a child's voice...
I took the warm little body in my hands, kissed the smooth face, caressed the long hair, - then strangled him and buried his body under a mountain of corpses waiting to be cremated.
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11-20-2007, 09:44 PM
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#2311
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: "Under the silence in dreams"
Posts: 1,446
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Granted - the room is so dark that you can't see anything at all, so you start to panick and while trying to find a way out you bash into a wall and knock yourself into a coma.
I wish my colleague would stop bugging me.
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This is the strangest life I've ever known - Jim Morrison
Alas! Must it ever be so?
Do we stand in our own light, wherever we go,
And fight our own shadows forever? - Edward Bulwer-Lytton
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11-21-2007, 03:03 AM
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#2312
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: With the Zombies
Posts: 2,208
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Granted. He or she is now dead.
I wish i had a chocolate chip cookie.
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It's not so much the pain
It's more the actual knife
Pretending the picture is perfect
I cut myself to sleep
I close my eyes for a second
And curse my fragile soul
I scream to hide that I'm lonely
The echo calls my name
*ANIMAL CRACKERS*
http://www.myspace.com/persephone_x
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11-21-2007, 03:06 AM
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#2313
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: In AL, which sucks
Posts: 500
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Granted.
You get your cookie, but it is made with super-chocolate laxative and you poo yourself to death.
I wish I had a bulldog puppy.
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11-21-2007, 03:21 AM
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#2314
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: With the Zombies
Posts: 2,208
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Granted...But bulldog puppies are too gorgeous and naughty...he chews your shoes but you love him anyway...
I wish Ferret could come home early today...
__________________
It's not so much the pain
It's more the actual knife
Pretending the picture is perfect
I cut myself to sleep
I close my eyes for a second
And curse my fragile soul
I scream to hide that I'm lonely
The echo calls my name
*ANIMAL CRACKERS*
http://www.myspace.com/persephone_x
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11-21-2007, 03:40 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: "Under the silence in dreams"
Posts: 1,446
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Granted, but just as he arrives home you get called away to an emergency and have to stay out until late, by the time you get back home he's gone to sleep.
I wish furniture removal companies didn't charge so much.
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This is the strangest life I've ever known - Jim Morrison
Alas! Must it ever be so?
Do we stand in our own light, wherever we go,
And fight our own shadows forever? - Edward Bulwer-Lytton
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11-21-2007, 04:37 AM
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#2316
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Mars
Posts: 616
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Granted, they now throw your stuff out through the window without a care instead of handling your furniture carefully. They transport your furniture by tying them all behind a garbage truck that drives through the whole city, dragging your stuff all the way.
I wish I was better at Statistics so I wouldn't have to wrack my brain over it.
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I'm not a warrior, but who is?
I have never learned to fight for my freedom.
I was only good at enjoying it.
-Oscar Van den Boogaard, Dutch pacifist
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11-21-2007, 05:03 AM
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#2317
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Phillips Exeter Academy, NH
Posts: 1,429
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Originally Posted by biohazard
Granted. However, your power is not a secret and you are in the FBI´s most wanted.
I wish I had a notebook in which I could write the name of a person, and that person will die, and for no one else to know my power.
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O_O DEATH NOTE!
Anyhow, Granted, and after your genius has been discovered, you are hassled every day by the paparazzi, who somehow have high tech gear that can spy on you everywhere you go.
I wish I could get more sleep.
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Billy Mack: This is shit isn't it?
Manager: Solid gold shit, maestro.
Charlotte: You're probably just having a mid-life crisis. Did you buy a Porsche yet?
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11-21-2007, 06:50 AM
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#2318
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: With the Zombies
Posts: 2,208
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Granted you sleep for a hundred years...
I wish the rain would stop til i get home...
__________________
It's not so much the pain
It's more the actual knife
Pretending the picture is perfect
I cut myself to sleep
I close my eyes for a second
And curse my fragile soul
I scream to hide that I'm lonely
The echo calls my name
*ANIMAL CRACKERS*
http://www.myspace.com/persephone_x
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11-21-2007, 06:56 AM
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#2319
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
Posts: 8,001
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It does, and then you get home and it pours and pours until you've drowned.
I wish my man-candy could get off work early.
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11-21-2007, 06:57 AM
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#2320
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: With the Zombies
Posts: 2,208
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Granted...but, you as i did, get called away and olny get home when he's asleep.
I wish i wasnt having curry for supper tonight.
__________________
It's not so much the pain
It's more the actual knife
Pretending the picture is perfect
I cut myself to sleep
I close my eyes for a second
And curse my fragile soul
I scream to hide that I'm lonely
The echo calls my name
*ANIMAL CRACKERS*
http://www.myspace.com/persephone_x
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11-21-2007, 07:11 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: London
Posts: 3,231
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Granted, but... because rats have gotten into the larder and Ferret's lost the food money, you're not having any supper tonight.
I wish all my essays were completed to a high standard and submitted according to university regulation so that I didn't have to worry about them any more.
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The noblest sentiment I have encountered and the most passionate political statement to stir my heart both belong to a fictional character. Why do we have no politicians as pure in their intent and determinedly joyous in their outlook as Arkady Bogdanov of Red Mars?
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11-21-2007, 11:38 AM
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#2322
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Spain
Posts: 108
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Granted. However, you do not posess such degree of knowledgement, and therefore, you fail all your exams. This makes the teachers suspicious, and they come to the conclusion that you have copied somebody else's work. They involve you in a lot of complicated law processes for copyright infrinctions, and kick you out of University, by the way.
I wish I could speak, read, write and understand German perfectly.
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11-21-2007, 11:40 AM
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#2323
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: London
Posts: 3,231
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Granted! But only ancient variations of German that no one in modern Germany understands (except for a rare few scholars, who aren't much use)
I wish I didn't have to write a thousand precise of On Democracy...
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The noblest sentiment I have encountered and the most passionate political statement to stir my heart both belong to a fictional character. Why do we have no politicians as pure in their intent and determinedly joyous in their outlook as Arkady Bogdanov of Red Mars?
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11-21-2007, 09:45 PM
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#2324
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: "Under the silence in dreams"
Posts: 1,446
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Granted. You have to write two thousand...
I wish I didn't have to type reports today.
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This is the strangest life I've ever known - Jim Morrison
Alas! Must it ever be so?
Do we stand in our own light, wherever we go,
And fight our own shadows forever? - Edward Bulwer-Lytton
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11-22-2007, 12:50 AM
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#2325
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: With the Zombies
Posts: 2,208
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Granted a collegue slas your fingers in a desk drawer and you get IOD and paid leave...So much for a manicure...
I wish it was friday...
__________________
It's not so much the pain
It's more the actual knife
Pretending the picture is perfect
I cut myself to sleep
I close my eyes for a second
And curse my fragile soul
I scream to hide that I'm lonely
The echo calls my name
*ANIMAL CRACKERS*
http://www.myspace.com/persephone_x
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