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Xombie · 12-21-2007, 06:25 PM

...You fucking suck.

fiends · 12-21-2007, 06:26 PM

._. Whaat?
All I did was airbrush a beard on.

Xombie · 12-21-2007, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by fiends

._. Whaat?
All I did was airbrush a beard on.

...which hides 1/3 of your face. I'm trying to picture it without the facial hair, but it's impossible. Remove it!

fiends · 12-21-2007, 06:32 PM

Gah.
I'll have to just get the most recent one.. .it's only about a month old.
Lemme find it.

Lucky for you, I'm basically stuck in this thread so I don't freeze the computer, and I need someone to talk to so I have to obey your wishes. @_@

Xombie · 12-21-2007, 06:33 PM

Haha. That's right, bitch. Bow before me!

fiends · 12-21-2007, 06:35 PM

I hope this involves a spanking. xD

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a3...x/Bathrewm.jpg

There. @_@

Also:
Yeah, I know I look retarded when I smile.

Xombie · 12-21-2007, 06:38 PM

Oh, don't we all? Everybody looks slightly retarded when they smile. It's all good. And thank you.

fiends · 12-21-2007, 06:41 PM

*curls into a ball of depressed oblivion.*
Believe it or not, I used to look a lot worse.
Before I hit my growth spurt and started working out, I looked like someone ran over a butterball turkey.

Xombie · 12-21-2007, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by fiends

*curls into a ball of depressed oblivion.*
Believe it or not, I used to look a lot worse.
Before I hit my growth spurt and started working out, I looked like someone ran over a butterball turkey.

Haha. Oh, shut up. Every year people say I'm losing more and more weight. I'm really not, and it's not like I'm getting any taller. I'm just becoming better at sucking my belly in. Go me!

fiends · 12-21-2007, 06:47 PM

xD You don't look heavyset at all, though.
Why would you suck it in?

Xombie · 12-21-2007, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by fiends

xD You don't look heavyset at all, though.
Why would you suck it in?

Because it's necessary for me to look my best.

fiends · 12-21-2007, 06:53 PM

._. Makes sense.
How come, though?
Anyone can tell you're already really pretty.

Stormtrooper of Death · 12-21-2007, 06:56 PM

Aye, seconded. You look bleeding brilliant Xombie!

prophecyofdoom · 12-21-2007, 07:03 PM

Xombie, I'm a bit worried about you.. four thumbtacks? They might be lingering in your stomach/intestines ripping things to shreds at this very moment. I'm thinking perhaps a visit to the hospital for an x-ray and a chat with a physician might be a smart idea right about now. Before your stomach acid starts leaking into the rest of your body. Sooner or later, you're probably in for one hell of a stomach ache...

Xombie · 12-21-2007, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by prophecyofdoom

Xombie, I'm a bit worried about you.. four thumbtacks? They might be lingering in your stomach/intestines ripping things to shreds at this very moment. I'm thinking perhaps a visit to the hospital for an x-ray and a chat with a physician might be a smart idea right about now. Before your stomach acid starts leaking into the rest of your body. Sooner or later, you're probably in for one hell of a stomach ache...

Been there, done that. At one point last year I had terrible stomach pains, and I went to the doctor. Turns out, there were no thumbtacks, but I did have an umbilical hernia. Awesome.

Xombie · 12-21-2007, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Stormtrooper of Death

Aye, seconded. You look bleeding brilliant Xombie!

You need pictures, too!

fiends · 12-21-2007, 07:07 PM

You mean you actually managed to pass thumb tacks?!
Wowza.
Props.

Xombie · 12-21-2007, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by fiends

You mean you actually managed to pass thumb tacks?!
Wowza.
Props.

I guess so. I don't know how I did it. :] Actually, I used to use more of push pins, so I'm sure my stomach acid completely ate away the plastic. I suppose it was just the actual pointy metal part that I would have had to worry about.

fiends · 12-21-2007, 07:10 PM

This is post 200 for me.
I think it calls for about two minutes of emotional needyness. Who wants to give me a hug within the next... 116 seconds?

Xombie · 12-21-2007, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by fiends

This is post 200 for me.
I think it calls for about two minutes of emotional needyness. Who wants to give me a hug within the next... 116 seconds?

E-hugs serve no purpose. :]

fiends · 12-21-2007, 07:12 PM

True.
But I don't like the people here in real life <.<
>.>
That's times up, anyways.
Ah well.
Still cool.

So far, you've probably been lucky and they've gone out vertically.
If one turned horizontal... oopha.

Stormtrooper of Death · 12-21-2007, 07:16 PM

I do need pictures, I'm working on it though!

Xombie · 12-21-2007, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Stormtrooper of Death

I do need pictures, I'm working on it though!

You can't tell me you don't have a single picture of yourself anywhere in or around your computer. If you're truly that laaaame, take one now!

fiends · 12-21-2007, 07:23 PM

So... I've moved on to watching a video of a man on PCP celebrating easter.
I can assure you all, it's the greatest thing ever spawned by youtube.
Anyone wanna see?

Stormtrooper of Death · 12-21-2007, 07:24 PM

See, I don't have a digital camera. My parents are kinda lame like that. I can always describe what I look like, but it really wouldn't have the same effect................