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09-06-2005, 11:03 AM
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#4376
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 2,130
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When you hear a horn beep, look outside for a magnesium-colored 300 with a drooling driver. hop in. ^_^
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09-07-2005, 03:17 AM
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#4377
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 99
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you look absolutely stunning.
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09-07-2005, 08:03 AM
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#4378
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Canada
Posts: 1,242
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Originally Posted by eyesofatragedy
Tis me a couple months back at a show here in San Antonio. Hope you all don't turn to stone. |
Leering... leering... leering...
STOP!
Wow... Just drop dead, buried under the dirt six feet under, cold as an uncooked thanksgiving turkey gorgeous.
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"You had a tough day at the office, so you come home, make yourself some dinner, smother your kids, pop in a movie; maybe a have a drink. It's fun, right? ...wrong.
...don't smother your kids."
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09-07-2005, 03:48 PM
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#4379
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
Posts: 3,442
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Originally Posted by eyesofatragedy
::hugs:: Missed ya'll too.
And thanks for leering, Dis. Seriously, ya'll know how to get to a girls heart.....  |
I want a recent close up pic of those gorgeous damn eyes of yours..
*Melt*
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09-07-2005, 04:20 PM
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#4380
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Canada
Posts: 1,242
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Originally Posted by eyesofatragedy
::hugs:: Missed ya'll too.
And thanks for leering, Dis. Seriously, ya'll know how to get to a girls heart..... |
I learned from my skills from the sexual harassment video I had to watch while being trained at a movie theatre. [blush]
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"You had a tough day at the office, so you come home, make yourself some dinner, smother your kids, pop in a movie; maybe a have a drink. It's fun, right? ...wrong.
...don't smother your kids."
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09-07-2005, 09:53 PM
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#4381
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 2,130
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You all just fuck right off!
eyes sweetie...I got your bath drawn...
...the candles lit...
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09-08-2005, 04:04 AM
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#4382
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Lisboa, Portugal
Posts: 1,608
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Thanks Al, why don't you set the table for two while I wash her back and dry her off (with my mouth and bare hands)?
oh, and please open a bottle of red straight away, as red wine should "breathe" for half an hour before being tasted. after you're done lighting the bedroom candelabra, you're free to go, as we won't be requiring your services any further this evening.
Last edited by MrMaelstrom; 09-08-2005 at 04:11 AM.
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09-08-2005, 10:18 AM
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#4383
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 2,130
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You'll breathe thru the trach hole I make in your neck after breaking one of those bottles you bastid!
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09-08-2005, 11:14 AM
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#4384
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Lisboa, Portugal
Posts: 1,608
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Want to know the way to Alkilyu's heart?
Just ask Maelstrom:
It's right between the lungs, a bit to the left.
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09-08-2005, 12:09 PM
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#4385
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
Posts: 3,442
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So uhh I dyed my hair Cherry Black the other day..
And stuff..
Uhh yay !
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09-08-2005, 01:24 PM
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#4386
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 2,130
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Originally Posted by MrMaelstrom
Want to know the way to Alkilyu's heart?
Just ask Maelstrom:
It's right between the lungs, a bit to the left.
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My doctor was explaing where the lungs are the other day and showed me where to stab someone if you wanted them dead ASAP. Although he was showing me for a different and innocent purpose all together, still, it's good to know.
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09-08-2005, 04:36 PM
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#4387
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars
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ohhhhh.......
i wanna do such dirty stuff to you... well, in a respectful way, that is.
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09-08-2005, 04:52 PM
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#4388
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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hey, maelstrom -
figured you might get a kick out of this - 
i'm thinking signature, or that space beneath your name...
whatever.
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09-08-2005, 10:08 PM
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#4389
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 2,130
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A seamonkey rubbing a fork against his balls?
Whatever does it for you I suppose. ^_^
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09-09-2005, 01:44 AM
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#4390
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Lisboa, Portugal
Posts: 1,608
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Originally Posted by AlKilyu
My doctor was explaing where the lungs are the other day and showed me where to stab someone if you wanted them dead ASAP.
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My mom worked as the receptionist of the hospital emergency ward for over 15 years and from seing just about everything, and knowing I always carried a butterfly knife, told me:
Stb the kidneys and remove the knife. The kidney pain is so intense the victim doesn't have the strength to scream, and, by removing the blade, they'll bleed to death.
I love my mom
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09-09-2005, 01:45 AM
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#4391
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Lisboa, Portugal
Posts: 1,608
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Thanks E_E, but Alkilyu's Seamonkey ball-scratching comment kinda ruined it for me.
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09-09-2005, 02:40 AM
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#4392
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
Posts: 3,442
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Originally Posted by edible_eye
ohhhhh.......
i wanna do such dirty stuff to you... well, in a respectful way, that is.
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Thank you for wanting to do respectfully dirty things to me..
*Blush*
The compliment is appreciated..
You Perv..
Ha!
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09-09-2005, 05:07 AM
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#4393
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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Originally Posted by AlKilyu
A seamonkey rubbing a fork against his balls?
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wow. it really IS all about perspective...
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09-09-2005, 08:14 AM
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#4394
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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a couple of new pics...
here's a happy edible
and here's some cleavage
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09-09-2005, 08:23 AM
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#4395
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Lisboa, Portugal
Posts: 1,608
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Was that a Kim Catral t-shirt?
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09-09-2005, 08:27 AM
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#4396
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Lisboa, Portugal
Posts: 1,608
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Oh, alcatraz...nevermind...
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09-09-2005, 08:32 AM
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#4397
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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kim cattrall... oooooh yeah.
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09-09-2005, 08:45 AM
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#4398
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Lisboa, Portugal
Posts: 1,608
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God, I'm such a dumbass. I confuse Kim Cattrall with Kim Novak on account of the Kim, although it was Cattrall I thought I read on your shirt. I gotta smoke some more soon...
But Novak wasn't bad in her day either, huh?
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09-09-2005, 08:46 AM
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#4399
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Lisboa, Portugal
Posts: 1,608
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Oh, and people, there ain't no surgery on that face ^.
I wish Novak had posed like Cattrall, though...
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09-09-2005, 09:03 AM
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#4400
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: The Beautiful U.S. of A.
Posts: 1,241
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Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars
So uhh I dyed my hair Cherry Black the other day..
And stuff..
Uhh yay !
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Aww... you made me drool all over my keyboard again, damnit!
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