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12-31-2007, 11:10 AM
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#2351
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Nagoya, Aichi, Japan
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Granted but you can only kick your own ass.
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"Yo tengo la empanada empinada"
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" I love 4play! Its the best thing I've ever done"
- My Boyfriend
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12-31-2007, 11:11 AM
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#2352
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Nagoya, Aichi, Japan
Posts: 1,679
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I wish I was better at acrobatics...
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"Yo tengo la empanada empinada"
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" I love 4play! Its the best thing I've ever done"
- My Boyfriend
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01-25-2008, 04:34 PM
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#2353
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Phillips Exeter Academy, NH
Posts: 1,429
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Granted. You're suddenly under the impression that every little thing has a meaning, and soon become so depressed from all the "bad omens" that you end up living in a corner, eating dry cereal and water, and crying and shivering. This is how you remain until you die, because you're too afraid, lest some new meaning depresses you more.
I wish nail polish would dry faster.
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Billy Mack: This is shit isn't it?
Manager: Solid gold shit, maestro.
Charlotte: You're probably just having a mid-life crisis. Did you buy a Porsche yet?
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01-25-2008, 06:04 PM
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#2354
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Nagoya, Aichi, Japan
Posts: 1,679
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Granted : Nail polish will dry fast but every time you open the bottle it will dry before you get a cahnce to put it on your nails...
I wish I was 18 so I could date the most awesome person in the world.
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"Yo tengo la empanada empinada"
- Me
" I love 4play! Its the best thing I've ever done"
- My Boyfriend
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01-25-2008, 07:00 PM
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#2355
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: South of the Unseelie Court
Posts: 415
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You turn 18, but you stay 18 while your lover dies and becomes decrepit. You are left bitter and alone forever as that keeps on happening.
I wish I could make my bestfriend not so sexually deprived (He's 20 and has had one girlfriend that he only hugged once).
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Some people are alive simply
because it is illegal to kill them.
~ A wise old bumpersticker
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01-26-2008, 08:23 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Phillips Exeter Academy, NH
Posts: 1,429
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Granted. But he becomes a man-whore instead, and proceeds to betray you, trapping you in a **** triangle with his new girlfriend.
I wish I had some decent clothing.
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Billy Mack: This is shit isn't it?
Manager: Solid gold shit, maestro.
Charlotte: You're probably just having a mid-life crisis. Did you buy a Porsche yet?
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01-27-2008, 09:30 AM
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#2357
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 639
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Granted, but the clothes won't fit
I wish for world peace *giggles*
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01-27-2008, 09:37 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Minnesota, USA
Posts: 4,448
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Granted, but then as all of our weapons are disposed of, aliens invade Earth and we all die.
I wish I had a proper drummer and singer for my band.
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Remember, short controlled bursts.
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01-27-2008, 11:18 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Phillips Exeter Academy, NH
Posts: 1,429
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Granted. The drummer and singer turn out to be very good at their jobs, but are complete assholes. They take the money your band makes and leave you penniless.
I wish....I didn't have a midterm tomorrow.
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Billy Mack: This is shit isn't it?
Manager: Solid gold shit, maestro.
Charlotte: You're probably just having a mid-life crisis. Did you buy a Porsche yet?
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01-28-2008, 09:26 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Canada
Posts: 2,095
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Granted. You are walking in the stairs and fall off, hurting your head. You immediately go to a hospital, and you are exempted from your midterm.
I wish I could see the good things in life instead of the negative things.
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††A tisket, a tasket, a victim in a casket.††
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01-28-2008, 10:03 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: "Under the silence in dreams"
Posts: 1,446
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Granted - you lose the ability to see negative things and get conned by dishonest people at every corner.
I wish I had a clue...
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This is the strangest life I've ever known - Jim Morrison
Alas! Must it ever be so?
Do we stand in our own light, wherever we go,
And fight our own shadows forever? - Edward Bulwer-Lytton
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01-29-2008, 10:26 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: London
Posts: 3,231
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You have a clue. But only one, and it doesn't lead to others, and it seems to be a clue to a paperchase rather than anything useful.
I wish I was able to extend time for myself whenever I chose without adverse aging effects or loss of other time.
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The noblest sentiment I have encountered and the most passionate political statement to stir my heart both belong to a fictional character. Why do we have no politicians as pure in their intent and determinedly joyous in their outlook as Arkady Bogdanov of Red Mars?
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01-30-2008, 03:20 AM
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#2363
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Mars
Posts: 616
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You get your wish, and you are able to extend time whichever way you want, but at the cost of your soul which will be consumed by Satan himself for his breakfast.
I wish drinking lots and lot of alcohol didn't leave me feeling like a blockhead the day after.
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I'm not a warrior, but who is?
I have never learned to fight for my freedom.
I was only good at enjoying it.
-Oscar Van den Boogaard, Dutch pacifist
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01-30-2008, 03:35 AM
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#2364
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Australia
Posts: 2,424
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You get your wish but all hangovers are converted weight/fat which goes to your thighs which due to the severe amount of drinking you now do eventually crushes your bones.
I wish a real life +20 to charm and charisma, to help on the dating scene XP
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01-30-2008, 11:09 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Nagoya, Aichi, Japan
Posts: 1,679
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Granted -but your charisma only works on people who have none.
I wish I could simply have a more enjoyable(sp?) life than I do now.
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"Yo tengo la empanada empinada"
- Me
" I love 4play! Its the best thing I've ever done"
- My Boyfriend
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02-02-2008, 12:43 PM
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#2366
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Bliss
Posts: 4,374
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You will win a life time supply of lotion.
I wish I could talk to animals.
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I Like Cheese!
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02-02-2008, 12:46 PM
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#2367
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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I wish I had an army of Gundams, and Giant Flying Piggies that shoot exploding little flying piggies from their eyes, so I can rule the world. BWU HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
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02-02-2008, 01:10 PM
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#2368
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Bliss
Posts: 4,374
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Granted
I wish someone would actually respond to my wish in anyway shape or form.
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I Like Cheese!
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02-02-2008, 05:04 PM
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#2369
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: St. Louis
Posts: 622
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Granted, you will receive a 5 foot vibrator, complete with pubic hair and previous bodily fluids at your door step in 4054.63 seconds.
I wish I could eat whatever I wanted and not gain weight.
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"There is no way out of the mind"--Sylvia Plath
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02-02-2008, 05:20 PM
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#2370
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 639
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Granted, except you will be unable to lose weight as well.
I wish for a hug!
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02-02-2008, 07:16 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: St. Louis
Posts: 622
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Granted, but by three 600 pound men, with 4 inches of back hair swimming in sweat....not to mention the ass cheese dripping down their legs.
I wish I didn't have to shave everyday.
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"There is no way out of the mind"--Sylvia Plath
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02-02-2008, 07:23 PM
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#2372
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: somewhere, I suppose
Posts: 1,733
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Granted, but all your hair falls off and will never grow back (including the hair on your head)
I wish I didn't scare boys away
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What the Hell is wrong with you!?!?! who the Hell kill's helpless and innocent babies? that's f***ing sick!!!
Don't you have anything better to do than pollute our forums?!?
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02-03-2008, 09:17 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Posts: 180
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Originally Posted by Bella Sophia
Granted, but all your hair falls off and will never grow back (including the hair on your head)
I wish I didn't scare boys away
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Granted, though now you can't get rid of any of them, even the creepy ones, ever...and you acquire at least a dozen a week that relentlessly stalk you, the number is ever growing.
I wish I had the talent and training to sew brilliant masterpieces in fashion.
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02-03-2008, 12:19 PM
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#2374
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 639
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Granted, but you will become a slave to the talent, and sew beauiful creations all day and night, and never have time to wear them because you will never stop sewing
I wish my doggie wasn't so greedy
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02-03-2008, 12:26 PM
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#2375
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Minnesota, USA
Posts: 4,448
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Granted but he now won't eat any food thats not made in Idaho
I wish I had a date...........
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