the Corrupted Wishes game

[lostintranslation]

Granted, but it's with a man who has nasty BO

I wish I owned a python

[Nevan]

Granted - it eats you.

I wish I lived in a different country.

[Ishkabibble]

Granted, turns out the county's polluted to no end and thus, inhabitable, so you're forced to go back to the country you previously lived in.

I wish the internet connection wasn't so terrible.

[ApothoKeri]

Originally Posted by Ishkabibble

Granted, turns out the county's polluted to no end and thus, inhabitable, so you're forced to go back to the country you previously lived in.

I wish the internet connection wasn't so terrible.

Grated but your CPU dies 2 seconds after your connection speeds up.

I wish I could fly!

[biohazard]

Granted. You can fly, but you crash into buildings and break some of your bones in the process.

I wish my innocence I had as a child could return.

[Nevan]

Granted - you regain your innocence but lose all your intellect.

I wish I could control time.

[dark_dragon_of_ice]

Granted but now you cannot control your own body.
I wish I was an immortal all powerful Draco lich that cannot be killed!
A Draco lich is a dragon that made himself or herself immortal by becoming undead and binding his spirit to a object (sort of like voldamort but not as dumb)

[Valerius]

You get your wish, but you are entombed inside a magic lamp, forever contorted into a pretzel shape until someone rubs it.

I wish it wasn't so hot lately.

[††BlackRose††]

Granted. Suddenly, mountains of snow fall down in one day, leaving you burried in the cold.

I wish tomorrow is NOT another snow day.

[Murasaki eyeliner]

there is a sudden heatwave,it gets so hot that your pvc melts and sticks itself to your skin in an onyx cocoon ,you then have to hop everywere until you can peel it off

i wish i had purple anime-ish eyes

[MEAT NUGGET SPAndEX]

Granted, But the enormous size of those ridiculous anime eyes leaves almost no room for your brain inside your head, making you no smarter than a squirrel.

I wish I could change my form at will into any animal or other human being.

[PhenomenalTranquility]

Granted, but after a while you regret you ever wished for it after that day you thought it would be cool to turn into a frog while in the act of love making just when your lover reached climax.

I wish I had Lucy's vectors from Elfen Lied

[Murasaki eyeliner]

granted,but one day you try and catch a bowl of spaggetti with your vectors,and you get tangled up so badly that you look like the child of an ood and bob marley ,and you get put away by the men in black

i wish i had cat ears

[(heartofflames)]

Granted: they are coarse and deprive you of sleep eternally. And they're permanent and cannot be removed with surgery. If you attempt to, they grow back in an hour and are larger than before.
I wish I could speak, read and write any language I wanted to.

[BLEED REBELION!!!]

Granted: But as soon as you gain this ability you are put into an extremely humiliating (and public) situation which causes you to becoe mute.


I wish I Had an Ipod which held every songever made that I would actually want to listen to.

[(heartofflames)]

Granted. The iPod is yours, but soon after, a little kid drops it in a pond.

I wish I could meet anyone in the world I wanted to, and be able to communicate with them perfectly.

[Murasaki eyeliner]

granted but when they appeared u would instantly get i love paris hilton written across your forhead in pink marker pen!

i wish my crush would dump his girlfriend..

[BLEED REBELION!!!]

Granted, he dumps her for her long lost twin brother..

I wish my AIM would work..

[Murasaki eyeliner]

[quote=BLEED REBELION!!!]Granted, he dumps her for her long lost twin brother..QUOTE] (boy on boy snogging, yum)

granted,it starts working,but then it tries to take over the world (like atmos)

i wish that stuart hill would hurry up with writing last battle of the icemark....

[BLEED REBELION!!!]

Granted, but its written in a sesemestreet style..


I wish I wasnt perpetually grounded.

[Murasaki eyeliner]

granted,but when you come back home from going out with your friends cos u need the toilit,you get locked out of the house and your bladder bursts

i wish i could turn into a vampire.......

[Mr. Ed]

Granted, but you are too vocal and open about your transformation and end up getting staked.

I wish I could lead a successful writing career.

[BLEED REBELION!!!]

Granted, but your only successful bcuz you write about beastiality

[Murasaki eyeliner]

can the dude/ette above me^ wish for something so i can shoot his/her dreams down in firery cabbage thankyou

[BLEED REBELION!!!]

oopppsy sry I forgot.. lol

I wish I had a camera so I could youtube..