the Corrupted Wishes game

[Murasaki eyeliner]

you get a camera and post some amazing vidios on youtube,however your little sister gets hold of the camera and films you having sex with your stuffed pig mr buggles,she then posts that on youtube!

i wish i could turn into a bat........

[Beowulf]

You turn into a bat, but spend the rest of your life hanging upside down in caves and spending evenings chasing insects to eat !!!.

I wish I could fly.

[Tauschung]

You enjoy the feeling of the wind beneath your wings so much that you start flying higher and higher. You feel the warmth of the sun on your back and are having a splendid time. You look at your wings once more only to realize you forgot that your father, Daedalus, had warned you not to get so close to the sun. You fall, arms flailing, to your death in the sea below.

I wish I had complete and utter control over time.

[(heartofflames)]

You can now control time, but you have so much travelling in and out of different time zones, and rewinding/ fast forwarding time that the natural balance of things is ruined and the world spirals into the apocalypse.

I wish I had a knack for writing suberb stories of every genre.

[Noirette]

Granted, but you write them backwards and by "mirror-writing"(sorry, but I don't know the english word for this).

I wish I could live in my own apartment and pay for it.

[Solumina]

Granted but you suddenly slip on the kitchen tiles and fall, bashing your head on a counter. You are all alone as you slip in and out of consciousness, and slowly bleed to death.

I wish that I could find a job that doesn't suck.

[Noirette]

Granted but then a little mause causes the place you work in to collapse and you're left with no job at all.

I wish I knew Japanese.

[Aaroneet]

Granted, but you practice Japanese so diligently that you forget how to speak English.

I wish I was born knowing how to drive.

[LiUsAiDh]

Granted, you crash your Ferrari into a lamppost at the age of six.

I wish I could be telekinetic.

[Aaroneet]

Granted, but your telekinesis malfunctions because it is propelled by thought; you think of too many places at once. The sheer force of simultaneous travel leaves you paralyzed.

I wish I had all the free time in the world.

[LiUsAiDh]

Granted, you have nothing to do in it.

I wish I had more hugs.

[Aaroneet]

Granted, but you are unable to escape from them and your lungs are crushed.

I wish I had fewer hugs.

[Solumina]

Granted but now nobody will ever touch you again

I wish that my apartment could clean itself

[LiUsAiDh]

Granted, its entire contents is thrown out - including you.

I wish I could be older.

[Solumina]

Granted, now you are the oldest living woman, until next week because by then you will no longer be among the living

I wish that I was more environmentally friendly

[LiUsAiDh]

Granted, you live in a solar powered compost heap with no possessions.

I wish I had something to do.

[Noirette]

Granted but you count sand for eternity.

I wish I would have more time in each day.

[Joker_in_the_Pack]

Granted, you sleep for only two hours a week, eventually dropping into madness.


I wish I was home.

[Noirette]

Granted but then a giant dog makes his own home in your bathroom.

I wish I could write the story that I have in my head.

[TheBloodEternity]

Granted, but you have to be locked in a room to work on it for eternity.

I wish I could fall asleep.

[Noirette]

Granted, but you sleep for 100 years, 16 minutes and 3 seconds.

I wish It was colder here. I don'y mind freezing.

[Beneath the Shadows]

Granted. It will become so cold that you are frozen in a glacier, only to be unfrozen 10,000 years from now and placed in cage with the label "inferior primitive human" for people and their children to gawk at until you grow old and die.

I wish I had another beer.

[IsolatedReptile]

Granted. Reaching for the beer in a slightly buzzed fashion, you tip it and it splashes into your monitor. Due to faulty wiring and a malicious misplacing of explosives from the nice third party repair man, it fizzles and fries, then proceeds to act like a battery wired to itself and explode, forcing shards of glass to cut into your face.

I wish the 1:30 would arrive later and I could sleep later.

[Aaroneet]

Granted, but you wind up spending the whole day sleeping, and wake up at night only to find that everyone you know is in bed.

I wish my friend would stop throwing temper tantrums.

[IsolatedReptile]

Granted. But ten your friend stops feeling emotion all together and can no longer relate to people, becoming an isolationist and only leaving their house for work and food.

I wish there was no need for burglar alarms.