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01-13-2008, 11:13 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Amidst a shallow grave
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I'm afraid I de-virginized most of the rocks ^_^'. So, I think we're down to cows.
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01-13-2008, 03:11 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
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This morning I sacrificed two chicken embryos and a porcine mammal, devouring thin fleshy slices of it's belly. With hash browns and orange juice too.
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01-14-2008, 08:23 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Jersey Sticks.
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Originally Posted by HumanePain
This morning I sacrificed two chicken embryos and a porcine mammal, devouring thin fleshy slices of it's belly. With hash browns and orange juice too.
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Sound absolutely delicious.
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Did you save me some, H.P?
And yes, Cogsy, I do get bored. A lot. xD
Also--darn you, Bleeding! Fine, get me my cows!
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"I love Wagner, but the music I prefer is that of a cat hung up by its tail outside a window and trying to stick to the panes of glass with its claws." - Charles Baudelaire
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01-14-2008, 12:34 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Amidst a shallow grave
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*Walks in with 100 virgin cows* Umm, where do you want these, exactly?
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01-14-2008, 02:08 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
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* intones * Bring them nigh unto the great altar, here they shall be given over in blood and fire to the great Sierra!
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01-15-2008, 07:50 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Jersey Sticks.
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Originally Posted by honeythorn
* intones * Bring them nigh unto the great altar, here they shall be given over in blood and fire to the great Sierra!
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Yess!
Honeythorne, you're now my second Apostle. xD
Set the cows down at the foot of my great and spiky dais, and I shall begin the ritual!
But first, BRING ME PIZZA!
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"I love Wagner, but the music I prefer is that of a cat hung up by its tail outside a window and trying to stick to the panes of glass with its claws." - Charles Baudelaire
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01-16-2008, 11:03 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 166
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Arrgh I'm a rebel against ya, I will stand alone, if I must, as long as I can be free and do what I want! I will let no red head vampire queen control me, she is but a human, fooling the weak! I will believe in what makes sense to me: Science, solid evidence, atheism and peace. Don't stand in my way for I will crush you! I refuse to let the devil take me, I tell ya, but no vampire goddess will take me either, for I will fight for my rights to be a secular humanist freak, even if society rejects me forever!
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01-16-2008, 12:18 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Amidst a shallow grave
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Moving on... *brings in pizza and bows, hoping to get a seat on the throne of Apostles.*
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01-16-2008, 01:08 PM
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#34
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Jersey Sticks.
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Originally Posted by Signe
Arrgh I'm a rebel against ya, I will stand alone, if I must, as long as I can be free and do what I want! I will let no red head vampire queen control me, she is but a human, fooling the weak! I will believe in what makes sense to me: Science, solid evidence, atheism and peace. Don't stand in my way for I will crush you! I refuse to let the devil take me, I tell ya, but no vampire goddess will take me either, for I will fight for my rights to be a secular humanist freak, even if society rejects me forever!
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What. The. Fuck. Get off my thread. You're not a Sierraist, therefore you have no place here!
But on a more serious note. What the fuck are you going on about a "Red head vampire?" It's not like I'm actually trying to start a cult, douchebag. Before you go on to a thread and start spewing nonsensical bullshit, take the time to fucking read (if you can) and you'll find it's obviously a joke thread.
And you, crush me? I'd sooner bash your fucking face in with a sledgehammer than let you lay a grimy finger on me. Or poison myself--I don't need to catch whatever diseases you may be carrying.
*Lightning bolted to death*
Anyway--why thank you, Bleeding. 
Now, to the ritual! Once I think one up.
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01-16-2008, 01:45 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Back in Wisconsin(thinking about invading the south)
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Hmm...*buys L'Oiseau Noir Adobe creative suite 3 Master Collection* where will this get me?
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"Never overestimate the intellect of someone so foolish that they would exploit and perpetuate stupidity in the people around them, for they create their own damnation as they tear out and sell the pillars that support society as a whole, bringing it crashing down upon them."-me
“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”- Einstein
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01-16-2008, 02:28 PM
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#36
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Jersey Sticks.
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Originally Posted by Renatus
Hmm...*buys L'Oiseau Noir Adobe creative suite 3 Master Collection* where will this get me?
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A place as my third Apostle. Honeythorn and Kanedawg are my other two Apostles.
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01-16-2008, 02:35 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2006
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Cough cough.
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01-16-2008, 04:37 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
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Originally Posted by Signe
Arrgh I'm a rebel against ya, I will stand alone, if I must, as long as I can be free and do what I want! I will let no red head vampire queen control me, she is but a human, fooling the weak! I will believe in what makes sense to me: Science, solid evidence, atheism and peace. Don't stand in my way for I will crush you! I refuse to let the devil take me, I tell ya, but no vampire goddess will take me either, for I will fight for my rights to be a secular humanist freak, even if society rejects me forever!
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What the shitting hell? Why are you still drivelling on? Are you blind as well as incompetent? JOKE THREAD. NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOULSY. Now bugger off I have a ritual to perfom...
Bring me the great blade of sacrifice! It will be blessed with the life blood of the great cheeses and the forty virgin cows! Begin the chant!
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01-16-2008, 04:52 PM
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#39
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Jersey Sticks.
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Originally Posted by dark_dragon_of_ice
Cough cough.
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Darky, you're not an Apostle. You're the Satan of Sierraism Hell.
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01-16-2008, 04:54 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Jersey Sticks.
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Originally Posted by honeythorn
What the shitting hell? Why are you still drivelling on? Are you blind as well as incompetent? JOKE THREAD. NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOULSY. Now bugger off I have a ritual to perfom...
Bring me the great blade of sacrifice! It will be blessed with the life blood of the great cheeses and the forty virgin cows! Begin the chant!
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*Began chanting in some foreign, forgotten language whilst dancing around the fire with a rusty bucket on her head.*
Yes, this is completely necessary!
*Wooted and waved about her bloody dagger, shanking the virgin cows and consuming the great cheeses.*
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01-17-2008, 08:56 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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I find it funny that the people complaining that Signe can't realise that that is a joke thread, actually didn't realise that Signe was joking, or else she wouldn't have said that you were a vampire and that she would crush you. The case in point here is that this thread fails.
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01-17-2008, 02:57 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Jersey Sticks.
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Originally Posted by JCC
I find it funny that the people complaining that Signe can't realise that that is a joke thread, actually didn't realise that Signe was joking, or else she wouldn't have said that you were a vampire and that she would crush you. The case in point here is that this thread fails.
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You're a very negative thirteen-year-old. D:
Either that, or have something against me.
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01-17-2008, 03:01 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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No, it was the former. I'm incredibly cynical. However, ignoring my trademark cynicism, I am right in this case, complaining that Signe can't sense light-heartedness is woefully hypocritical.
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01-17-2008, 03:07 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2006
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Originally Posted by JCC
No, it was the former. I'm incredibly cynical. However, ignoring my trademark cynicism, I am right in this case, complaining that Signe can't sense light-heartedness is woefully hypocritical.
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This is the start a religion forum not be a bitch to the person above you.
Can I take this one to Sierraism Hell?
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01-17-2008, 03:09 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Jersey Sticks.
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Originally Posted by dark_dragon_of_ice
This is the start a religion forum not be a bitch to the person above you.
Can I take this one to Sierraism Hell?
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Yes, do so! And have a sweetroll while you're at it, too, Darky! <3
*Tossed a delicious, fluffy sweetroll smothered in powdered sugar to Dark.*
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